Chapter 3 - Gonna Be One of Those Days.
The Sound of Asuka leave as Shinji sits down at the break fast table.
Misato sits with her legs crossed and a pissed off look on her face.
Shinji (Cautiously asks): What happened? where'd clutter go?
Misato (sighs): He's in my Room.
Shinji: Why?
Misato (sigh heavily): The Duel was fierce but he proved to be the better dueler.
Shinji (confused): You lost? So what? you lose all the time.
Misato: Yeah but I have to sleep with it now because I bet him "IF YOU lose, you do all the house work and IF I lose you can - say - sleep with me?"
Shinji (interested): Hmmm? really?
Misato (Irate): SHINJI! (Sighs) ........ Guess I didn't believe in the heart of the cards, huh?
Shinji Shakes his head and grabs his backpack on the way to the door forgetting about breakfast.
Misato (drops her head into her hands): Maybe it wont be so bad. After all he's mostly made up of my dirty panties.
Shinji gets a glimpse through Misato's door. Inside he can see clutter with a baseball bat protruding from the mass of its body.
Shinji (shakes head): Damn! Wonder if Naota wanted that back?
Shinji sneaks out of Misato's apartment.
As shinji is walking down the corridor from the Apartment the sound of Misato's voice echoes.
Misato's voice (shouted): Holy Fuck! NOOOOO!
Shinji (Shakes head): Dirty, dirty tramp.
Shinji made his way to the ground floor of the apartment complex.
He pulled his bike out of the from the row of parked bikes and got on.
Riding along the sidewalk Shinji slows down when he sees Rei further on ahead.
Shinji (calling out): Hey! Ayanami!
Rei stops and turns for a brief moment then continues walking.
Shinji catches up to her on his bike.
Shinji (greeting): Ayanami - ummm - Do you have to time?
Shinji making conversation.
Rei (Emotionless): No.
Shinji: Oh, would you know what date it is today?
Rei (Answers): Monday, April 21, 2015.
Shinji (Thinks): Oh Hellsing will be on tonight! I can't believe they delayed airing Hellsing Last week.
Rei (confused): What are you talking about? You do remember Day light savings ended sometime ago.
Shinji (Checks watch): What? 12:47AM. that's not right.
Rei (Emotionless but amused): No. it isn't.
Both of them stop at a set of streetlights waiting for them to indicate a safe crossing.
Behind them walked passed another Rei.
Finally Rei and Shinji arrived at Class A-2
Students were still coming into class but Toji and Kensuke waiting outside.
Kensuke with camcorder in hand.
Shinji breaks away from Rei and slinks over to the guys outside the door.
Toji (Impatient): What kept you!
Shinji (Replies): One of those Mornings.
Kensuke (Worried): Guys! (checks watch) We're got like less then five minutes.
Rei and Asuka are keeping an eye on the boys when they all nod and walk off down the corridor.
Asuka (Thinks): What?! Where do they think they're going!?
Walking down the corridor the boys build their confidence.
The boys enter the girls change room. The walls were slightly moist from then steamy showers.
The boys heard some movement deeper in the change room. Slight rattling and whispers was heard from behind a row of lockers.
Toji (Quiets the two shaking boys): Shhhh.. (Whisper) It might be some girls..
Shinji (Ponders): A spontaneous Lesbian Orgy?
The Boys eyes light up.
They push themselves up against the lockers slid across them. Shinji was in front.
He peaked around the corner.
Shinji (Gasp): Nooo! NOOOO!
Toji and Kensuke leap around the corner only to have their sexuality shell- shocked.
Kaoru and the Gundam Wing boys were changing.
Toji (Confused): What! What the Hell are you guys doing in here?
Kaoru (Charming): We always come here to change, 4th Child.
Shinji (Disorientated): No! I wont believe it! It's a Lie! You! You betrayed me! You betrayed the Trust I placed in YOU! You Betrayed me just like my Father Did!
Kensuke (Puzzled): Your Dads Gay, Shinji?
In the background the Gundam Wing Boys are now clothed.
They sit in suggestive positions, laying and holding each other.
Shinji (Disorientated): I Don't know! I Don't even know him! (Calm) although that would explain a few things.
Kensuke (Alarmed): Ugh! Guys? Maybe we should abort our mission. I don't want to record these guys.
Kaoru: May I make a notion to join forces? Otherwise we may never get to see a Schoolgirls change room orgy.
Toji (Confused): Hey? I thought you guys were Gay?
Kaoru (Charismatic): The manipulation through deception.
Duo stands up and wraps an arm around Kaoru.
Duo: Heheh! I might look like a girl.. But.
Toji (Interrupts): Oh Jesus! You're a GUY! .. I was writing anonymous Love letter to you!
Duo (Astounded): That was you?
Shinji and Kensuke move slightly away from Toji.
Toji (Panic): No! No! Its not like that! I didn't know! I Didn't Know!
Kensuke (Raised eyebrow): I always wondered why you didn't want to be the Class Reps. Boy friend.
Trowa stamps the floor getting their attention.
Trowa (Passive aggressive): Its Time you boys shut up. We've been planning this for sometime . All the girls think we're Gay. Don't think about how we convinced them.
Shinji cringes.
Shinji (Puzzled): But. Kaoru? Aren't you you - I mean. you were coming onto me.
Kaoru (Charismatic): A deception, for your own protection.
Shinji (Confused): Were have I heard that before? - Well this means your straight..?
Kaoru (Charming): I swing both ways.
Gundam Boys cringe.
Heero (Fuming): Why didn't you inform us on that, Kaoru!
Kaoru (Shrugs): Honestly I thought you Lilin you're the same.
Duo (Annoyed): Oh Great! Here he goes with the Lilin junk.
Shinji (Bothered): Kaoru, your no different from us. Fundamentally you're the same creature as us.
Kaoru (Polite): Indeed but I can destroy the human race.
All the boys: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT KAORU!
Kaoru (Shrugs): Fine, Fine.
Kensuke (Anxious): Guys, I don't want to alarm you! BUT! It is P.E day for our grade.
The Boys hear the school bell then a rush of footsteps coming up the corridor.
The Boys panic!
Shinji (Panic): WE MUST RUN AWAY!
Wufei stands up swinging his coat over his shoulder.
Wufei (Cool & in control): Don't be a fool, they will Kung Fu our asses if they see us leave here.
Trowa (Calm): What do you suggest?
The roaring Footsteps become loader.
Shinji, Toji & Kensuke run around frantically.
Quatre (Straightening his vest): Perhaps we should find a place to hide.
Wufei Steps into a Kung Fu stance.
Wufei (Heroically): No! We stay and Fight!
Kaoru (Confident): Farewell Lilin perverts.
Kaoru glows white and floats into the air and hovers out the window.
All the Boys: Asshole
Kensuke (Disappointed): Wish I was an Angel right now.
The Footstep create a tremor the door begins to rattle.
Trowa eyes the door.
Heero dives across the room locking to entrance door as he lands.
Duo (Relieved): That's should hold them off for a while!!
Duo & Quatre notice several girls P.E uniforms on the bench then look at each other and nod.
Duo calls out for the others attention.
Duo: Guys! I got an idea!
A loud crashing thud of girls running into the door at the entrance then stops. The door flexes and shakes violently.
Zombie groans are heard behind the rattling door.
Zombies: Boyyysss! Arhh! Mmmhh! Boysss! Rhh!
The Boys pause in fear.
Nadesico Narrator (Excitement): Oh No! Are the Eva children and Gundam Boys Doomed to the horrors of the Zombie School girls hungry for boys? Will Boys actually remember to put Kensuke's Camera to good use? And what does Duo & Quatre have planned?!
DragonBall Z Narrator: Find out Next time! ON NGE! .. The Slackers of Eva!
The Sound of Asuka leave as Shinji sits down at the break fast table.
Misato sits with her legs crossed and a pissed off look on her face.
Shinji (Cautiously asks): What happened? where'd clutter go?
Misato (sighs): He's in my Room.
Shinji: Why?
Misato (sigh heavily): The Duel was fierce but he proved to be the better dueler.
Shinji (confused): You lost? So what? you lose all the time.
Misato: Yeah but I have to sleep with it now because I bet him "IF YOU lose, you do all the house work and IF I lose you can - say - sleep with me?"
Shinji (interested): Hmmm? really?
Misato (Irate): SHINJI! (Sighs) ........ Guess I didn't believe in the heart of the cards, huh?
Shinji Shakes his head and grabs his backpack on the way to the door forgetting about breakfast.
Misato (drops her head into her hands): Maybe it wont be so bad. After all he's mostly made up of my dirty panties.
Shinji gets a glimpse through Misato's door. Inside he can see clutter with a baseball bat protruding from the mass of its body.
Shinji (shakes head): Damn! Wonder if Naota wanted that back?
Shinji sneaks out of Misato's apartment.
As shinji is walking down the corridor from the Apartment the sound of Misato's voice echoes.
Misato's voice (shouted): Holy Fuck! NOOOOO!
Shinji (Shakes head): Dirty, dirty tramp.
Shinji made his way to the ground floor of the apartment complex.
He pulled his bike out of the from the row of parked bikes and got on.
Riding along the sidewalk Shinji slows down when he sees Rei further on ahead.
Shinji (calling out): Hey! Ayanami!
Rei stops and turns for a brief moment then continues walking.
Shinji catches up to her on his bike.
Shinji (greeting): Ayanami - ummm - Do you have to time?
Shinji making conversation.
Rei (Emotionless): No.
Shinji: Oh, would you know what date it is today?
Rei (Answers): Monday, April 21, 2015.
Shinji (Thinks): Oh Hellsing will be on tonight! I can't believe they delayed airing Hellsing Last week.
Rei (confused): What are you talking about? You do remember Day light savings ended sometime ago.
Shinji (Checks watch): What? 12:47AM. that's not right.
Rei (Emotionless but amused): No. it isn't.
Both of them stop at a set of streetlights waiting for them to indicate a safe crossing.
Behind them walked passed another Rei.
Finally Rei and Shinji arrived at Class A-2
Students were still coming into class but Toji and Kensuke waiting outside.
Kensuke with camcorder in hand.
Shinji breaks away from Rei and slinks over to the guys outside the door.
Toji (Impatient): What kept you!
Shinji (Replies): One of those Mornings.
Kensuke (Worried): Guys! (checks watch) We're got like less then five minutes.
Rei and Asuka are keeping an eye on the boys when they all nod and walk off down the corridor.
Asuka (Thinks): What?! Where do they think they're going!?
Walking down the corridor the boys build their confidence.
The boys enter the girls change room. The walls were slightly moist from then steamy showers.
The boys heard some movement deeper in the change room. Slight rattling and whispers was heard from behind a row of lockers.
Toji (Quiets the two shaking boys): Shhhh.. (Whisper) It might be some girls..
Shinji (Ponders): A spontaneous Lesbian Orgy?
The Boys eyes light up.
They push themselves up against the lockers slid across them. Shinji was in front.
He peaked around the corner.
Shinji (Gasp): Nooo! NOOOO!
Toji and Kensuke leap around the corner only to have their sexuality shell- shocked.
Kaoru and the Gundam Wing boys were changing.
Toji (Confused): What! What the Hell are you guys doing in here?
Kaoru (Charming): We always come here to change, 4th Child.
Shinji (Disorientated): No! I wont believe it! It's a Lie! You! You betrayed me! You betrayed the Trust I placed in YOU! You Betrayed me just like my Father Did!
Kensuke (Puzzled): Your Dads Gay, Shinji?
In the background the Gundam Wing Boys are now clothed.
They sit in suggestive positions, laying and holding each other.
Shinji (Disorientated): I Don't know! I Don't even know him! (Calm) although that would explain a few things.
Kensuke (Alarmed): Ugh! Guys? Maybe we should abort our mission. I don't want to record these guys.
Kaoru: May I make a notion to join forces? Otherwise we may never get to see a Schoolgirls change room orgy.
Toji (Confused): Hey? I thought you guys were Gay?
Kaoru (Charismatic): The manipulation through deception.
Duo stands up and wraps an arm around Kaoru.
Duo: Heheh! I might look like a girl.. But.
Toji (Interrupts): Oh Jesus! You're a GUY! .. I was writing anonymous Love letter to you!
Duo (Astounded): That was you?
Shinji and Kensuke move slightly away from Toji.
Toji (Panic): No! No! Its not like that! I didn't know! I Didn't Know!
Kensuke (Raised eyebrow): I always wondered why you didn't want to be the Class Reps. Boy friend.
Trowa stamps the floor getting their attention.
Trowa (Passive aggressive): Its Time you boys shut up. We've been planning this for sometime . All the girls think we're Gay. Don't think about how we convinced them.
Shinji cringes.
Shinji (Puzzled): But. Kaoru? Aren't you you - I mean. you were coming onto me.
Kaoru (Charismatic): A deception, for your own protection.
Shinji (Confused): Were have I heard that before? - Well this means your straight..?
Kaoru (Charming): I swing both ways.
Gundam Boys cringe.
Heero (Fuming): Why didn't you inform us on that, Kaoru!
Kaoru (Shrugs): Honestly I thought you Lilin you're the same.
Duo (Annoyed): Oh Great! Here he goes with the Lilin junk.
Shinji (Bothered): Kaoru, your no different from us. Fundamentally you're the same creature as us.
Kaoru (Polite): Indeed but I can destroy the human race.
All the boys: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT KAORU!
Kaoru (Shrugs): Fine, Fine.
Kensuke (Anxious): Guys, I don't want to alarm you! BUT! It is P.E day for our grade.
The Boys hear the school bell then a rush of footsteps coming up the corridor.
The Boys panic!
Shinji (Panic): WE MUST RUN AWAY!
Wufei stands up swinging his coat over his shoulder.
Wufei (Cool & in control): Don't be a fool, they will Kung Fu our asses if they see us leave here.
Trowa (Calm): What do you suggest?
The roaring Footsteps become loader.
Shinji, Toji & Kensuke run around frantically.
Quatre (Straightening his vest): Perhaps we should find a place to hide.
Wufei Steps into a Kung Fu stance.
Wufei (Heroically): No! We stay and Fight!
Kaoru (Confident): Farewell Lilin perverts.
Kaoru glows white and floats into the air and hovers out the window.
All the Boys: Asshole
Kensuke (Disappointed): Wish I was an Angel right now.
The Footstep create a tremor the door begins to rattle.
Trowa eyes the door.
Heero dives across the room locking to entrance door as he lands.
Duo (Relieved): That's should hold them off for a while!!
Duo & Quatre notice several girls P.E uniforms on the bench then look at each other and nod.
Duo calls out for the others attention.
Duo: Guys! I got an idea!
A loud crashing thud of girls running into the door at the entrance then stops. The door flexes and shakes violently.
Zombie groans are heard behind the rattling door.
Zombies: Boyyysss! Arhh! Mmmhh! Boysss! Rhh!
The Boys pause in fear.
Nadesico Narrator (Excitement): Oh No! Are the Eva children and Gundam Boys Doomed to the horrors of the Zombie School girls hungry for boys? Will Boys actually remember to put Kensuke's Camera to good use? And what does Duo & Quatre have planned?!
DragonBall Z Narrator: Find out Next time! ON NGE! .. The Slackers of Eva!