Chapter 4 - Escape from Zombie Girl change room.
A loud crashing thud of girls running into the door at the entrance then stops. The door flexes and shakes violently, zombie groans are heard behind the rattling door.
Zombies: Boyyysss! Arhh! Mmmhh! Boysss! Rhh!
The Boys pause in fear facing the door.
Toji (Panic): Kensuke! Quick set up the Camera! Hurry!
Kensuke (Indecisive): ... Ugh! Right!
Kensuke scans the room around with his eyes and spots a likely placement for the camera.
He skips up atop a bench and positions his Camera on top of a Locker at an angle facing between the Showers and the crumbling door.
The Boys prepare for the worst.
Duo (Alerts): You Guys! We might still have a chance!
Duo & Quatre hold up pieces of the Girls P.E uniforms.
Toji (Panicky): Are you KIDDING! That's not gonna work! Not for me anyway!
Quatre (Distraught): We don't have much choice! Its better then being discovered!
Heero (Annoyed): I've done some shameful things. But none as.
Trowa (Interrupts): If we want to live . (Sigh) This is what we must do.
The hinges begin to break from the supports.
The boys hesitate but quickly comply with Duo & Quatre's plan.
Toji (Bothered): Man! Duo and Quatre will pass for girls. but what about us manly looking guys!?
The Boys are whipping off their clothes and examining the small tight garments they must disguise in.
Heero jams open a random locker discovering make-up and hair care products.
Heero (Congrats): Great! (Calls the other boys attention) Come here! I've got some more disguises!
The boys finish up putting on their feminine concealments. The Boys look at each other suspiciously then run over to Heero collecting make-up.
Trowa comes out from behind a locker with hand fulls of small gym balls.
Trowa (Enlighten): I've got these balls we can stuff the chests of our uniforms with.
The Boys stand silently awkwardly staring at him.
Trowa (Embarrassed): We want to look like girls don't we?
A loud creek and breaking noise then a heavy Bang interrupts them!
The boys hide behind a row of lockers, they could hear groans and sniffing noises entering the change room.
Shinji frantically grabs several make-up products from Heero. The rest of the boys immediately do the same.
The boys roughly put make-up on each other.
A Roar by who sounded somewhat like Rei.
Rei Zombie (Growl): *Sniff *Sniff - Hmm? Smells like.. Ikari *Sniff..
Shinji (Eyes bulge): Shit!
Toji (Suspicious): What did She say?
Shinji: Ugh?.. Never mind..
The Boys finish putting make-up on each other and tie their hair.
The sound of dragging feet, zombie groans and sniffing grows loud as the Girls approach.
Toji & Kensuke tremble in fear while Shinji clenches his right hand.
The Gundam Boys sit seriously against the back of the lockers.
Heero (Fearlessly Whispers): I'll count down from five, when I say "One" That's when you take 'em on!
Heero (Counting down):
5
4
3
2
1
GO!
The boys step out embarrassed wearing make-up and tight t-shirts.
Zombie Girls (Flabbergasted): Uh?.. Not boys!?
The Girls shake their heads and snap out of it.
Rei (Suspicious): Identify Yourselves!
The Boys hesitated.
Duo steps out and clears his voice.
Duo (Girlish impression) *Cough - H-Hi! ^_^
The Girls raise an Eyebrow each.
Asuka breaks through to the front of the crowd.
Asuka (Annoyed): HEY! What's going on here! (Asuka notices the motley group of girl wannabes) And WHO do WE have here? (Inquisitive)
Duo (High Breaking voice): Hi - Im Duoette Maxwelluar. Im new here and so are my spunky girl friends.
Asuka looks over the crew.
Shinji stood dandily holding his hands behind is back, Shinji had lipstick and eye shadow.
Toji was looking at the ground hoping no body would recognise his face or hairy legs.
Kensuke nervously strikes a sexy pose, his hair was slicked back and was wearing so much foundation that his face was a completely different colour to the rest of his skin.
Heero stood in a muscular pose with his arms crossed with pig-tales on ether side of his head.
Duo was acting natural as he is naturally feminine.
Quatre is the same only holding a rose in his teeth.
Wufei was in a Kung Fu stance.
And Trowa was playing a violin.
Everyone was staring at the oblivious Trowa.
Trowa (Humiliated): *Cough - (Girlish voice) Erh? What?
Hikari moves to the front of the crowd.
Hikari (Authority): Okay Okay! Everyone! Whats the hold up?
Hikari eyes are instantly drawn straight to Toji.
Hikari (Alarmed): Oh My God! TOJI! What ARE -
Wufei & Heero Nod to each other.
Asuka (Realising): And that's Shinji there. All three stooges are here.
Numerous girls ready themselves for a fight.
Rei (Confused): Why are you here Ikari?
The boys nervously stand silent.
Asuka (Self-confident): You Boys are going to pay for hold up our class lesson and impersonating girls so you can jerk off while you watch us change!
Wufei turns to the Eva children.
Wufei (Courageously): Its Time!
Kensuke (Confused): For what?
Shinji (Nervous): To Run Away?
Trowa (Confident): That's right!
Heero (Fearless): Lets get out of here!
The Gundam all simultaneously throw their fists into the air standing in a Mighty Morphing Power Rangers group Formation, while still wearing the stolen Girls P.E Uniforms.
The Eva Children sigh in disgust.
Wufei, Trowa and Heero lunge forward, foot-sweeping groups of girls at a time.
Asuka & Rei evade their attacks.
Wufei (Congrats): I am too skilled for your pathetic containment.
Rei dodge rolls past Heero.
Masses of girl's unconscious bodies flip and crashed in all directions.
Trowa & Heero (Battle cry): BANZAI!
Both the attacking Gundam Boys double-team, each smashing a fist into each of Hikari's breasts. Consequently knocking her back into a group of girls causing them to tumble over.
Quatre (Shrieks): Looks a clear bath!
Rei & Asuka set their sights on attacking the Shinji girl.
Duo (Jumps into Action): C'mon! Lets go!
The Eva boys Agree and follow the Gundam boys to the Exit.
Asuka leaps out thrusting her foot into Wufei.
Wufei is launched back into a row of lockers almost tilting them over.
Wufei immediately steps back into a ready stance.
Rei drops into the escaping Boys path.
Rei readies herself in a karate stance. She clenches and tenses her body.
The Boys halt, running into each other.
Rei begins to power up.
Rei (Suppressing kia): HiiiiYahhhhh!
The ground rumbles. Rei's hair spikes up, her chi forcing objects to lift from the ground.
The Boys tremble in fear.
In the Background Asuka & Wufei are fiercely fighting.
Asuka punches come into contact with many of the objects surrounding her but Wufei manages to evade most of her attacks.
Asuka (Extremely aggravated): Grrhh! (Calm) Hey! Hold still will ya!?
Wufei (Sarcastically): Yeah. Why didn't I think of that.
Asuka from the corner of her eye notices several wet towels hanging over a bench.
She quickly grabs one.
To Asuka & Wufei's surprise the towel flips up and talks.
Towely (Stoned): Hey? What's going on?
Wufei (Self-confident): I can still win. Even with the odds against me!
Towely (Stoned): Wanna Get High?
Annoying Nadesico Narrator: Oh NO! The Boys are fighting for their freedom to escape the frisky hordes of girls. While Wufei battles Mortal Kombat style with Asuka the rest of the boys are discovering Rei's hidden Saiyan Powers.
DBZ Narrator: Read Next chapter for the out come of this fierce battle of Boys Vs. Girl insanity. Next Time on NGE - The Slackers of Evangelion.!!
Misato (sexy Fan service Voice): Hey! You boys Don't for get to check out the MP3 songs mentioned in the Fan Fiction in order to experience this fiction to its fullest. And Don't forget to Check out some HOT news on the Renewal of Evangelion at www.Gainax.co.jp and www.Evanglion.co.jp .. Seeya!
Shinji (Excited): And don't forget to check out www.MarilynManson.com for updates on the Bands latest release 'The Golden Age of Grotesque'. See you soon!
A loud crashing thud of girls running into the door at the entrance then stops. The door flexes and shakes violently, zombie groans are heard behind the rattling door.
Zombies: Boyyysss! Arhh! Mmmhh! Boysss! Rhh!
The Boys pause in fear facing the door.
Toji (Panic): Kensuke! Quick set up the Camera! Hurry!
Kensuke (Indecisive): ... Ugh! Right!
Kensuke scans the room around with his eyes and spots a likely placement for the camera.
He skips up atop a bench and positions his Camera on top of a Locker at an angle facing between the Showers and the crumbling door.
The Boys prepare for the worst.
Duo (Alerts): You Guys! We might still have a chance!
Duo & Quatre hold up pieces of the Girls P.E uniforms.
Toji (Panicky): Are you KIDDING! That's not gonna work! Not for me anyway!
Quatre (Distraught): We don't have much choice! Its better then being discovered!
Heero (Annoyed): I've done some shameful things. But none as.
Trowa (Interrupts): If we want to live . (Sigh) This is what we must do.
The hinges begin to break from the supports.
The boys hesitate but quickly comply with Duo & Quatre's plan.
Toji (Bothered): Man! Duo and Quatre will pass for girls. but what about us manly looking guys!?
The Boys are whipping off their clothes and examining the small tight garments they must disguise in.
Heero jams open a random locker discovering make-up and hair care products.
Heero (Congrats): Great! (Calls the other boys attention) Come here! I've got some more disguises!
The boys finish up putting on their feminine concealments. The Boys look at each other suspiciously then run over to Heero collecting make-up.
Trowa comes out from behind a locker with hand fulls of small gym balls.
Trowa (Enlighten): I've got these balls we can stuff the chests of our uniforms with.
The Boys stand silently awkwardly staring at him.
Trowa (Embarrassed): We want to look like girls don't we?
A loud creek and breaking noise then a heavy Bang interrupts them!
The boys hide behind a row of lockers, they could hear groans and sniffing noises entering the change room.
Shinji frantically grabs several make-up products from Heero. The rest of the boys immediately do the same.
The boys roughly put make-up on each other.
A Roar by who sounded somewhat like Rei.
Rei Zombie (Growl): *Sniff *Sniff - Hmm? Smells like.. Ikari *Sniff..
Shinji (Eyes bulge): Shit!
Toji (Suspicious): What did She say?
Shinji: Ugh?.. Never mind..
The Boys finish putting make-up on each other and tie their hair.
The sound of dragging feet, zombie groans and sniffing grows loud as the Girls approach.
Toji & Kensuke tremble in fear while Shinji clenches his right hand.
The Gundam Boys sit seriously against the back of the lockers.
Heero (Fearlessly Whispers): I'll count down from five, when I say "One" That's when you take 'em on!
Heero (Counting down):
5
4
3
2
1
GO!
The boys step out embarrassed wearing make-up and tight t-shirts.
Zombie Girls (Flabbergasted): Uh?.. Not boys!?
The Girls shake their heads and snap out of it.
Rei (Suspicious): Identify Yourselves!
The Boys hesitated.
Duo steps out and clears his voice.
Duo (Girlish impression) *Cough - H-Hi! ^_^
The Girls raise an Eyebrow each.
Asuka breaks through to the front of the crowd.
Asuka (Annoyed): HEY! What's going on here! (Asuka notices the motley group of girl wannabes) And WHO do WE have here? (Inquisitive)
Duo (High Breaking voice): Hi - Im Duoette Maxwelluar. Im new here and so are my spunky girl friends.
Asuka looks over the crew.
Shinji stood dandily holding his hands behind is back, Shinji had lipstick and eye shadow.
Toji was looking at the ground hoping no body would recognise his face or hairy legs.
Kensuke nervously strikes a sexy pose, his hair was slicked back and was wearing so much foundation that his face was a completely different colour to the rest of his skin.
Heero stood in a muscular pose with his arms crossed with pig-tales on ether side of his head.
Duo was acting natural as he is naturally feminine.
Quatre is the same only holding a rose in his teeth.
Wufei was in a Kung Fu stance.
And Trowa was playing a violin.
Everyone was staring at the oblivious Trowa.
Trowa (Humiliated): *Cough - (Girlish voice) Erh? What?
Hikari moves to the front of the crowd.
Hikari (Authority): Okay Okay! Everyone! Whats the hold up?
Hikari eyes are instantly drawn straight to Toji.
Hikari (Alarmed): Oh My God! TOJI! What ARE -
Wufei & Heero Nod to each other.
Asuka (Realising): And that's Shinji there. All three stooges are here.
Numerous girls ready themselves for a fight.
Rei (Confused): Why are you here Ikari?
The boys nervously stand silent.
Asuka (Self-confident): You Boys are going to pay for hold up our class lesson and impersonating girls so you can jerk off while you watch us change!
Wufei turns to the Eva children.
Wufei (Courageously): Its Time!
Kensuke (Confused): For what?
Shinji (Nervous): To Run Away?
Trowa (Confident): That's right!
Heero (Fearless): Lets get out of here!
The Gundam all simultaneously throw their fists into the air standing in a Mighty Morphing Power Rangers group Formation, while still wearing the stolen Girls P.E Uniforms.
The Eva Children sigh in disgust.
Wufei, Trowa and Heero lunge forward, foot-sweeping groups of girls at a time.
Asuka & Rei evade their attacks.
Wufei (Congrats): I am too skilled for your pathetic containment.
Rei dodge rolls past Heero.
Masses of girl's unconscious bodies flip and crashed in all directions.
Trowa & Heero (Battle cry): BANZAI!
Both the attacking Gundam Boys double-team, each smashing a fist into each of Hikari's breasts. Consequently knocking her back into a group of girls causing them to tumble over.
Quatre (Shrieks): Looks a clear bath!
Rei & Asuka set their sights on attacking the Shinji girl.
Duo (Jumps into Action): C'mon! Lets go!
The Eva boys Agree and follow the Gundam boys to the Exit.
Asuka leaps out thrusting her foot into Wufei.
Wufei is launched back into a row of lockers almost tilting them over.
Wufei immediately steps back into a ready stance.
Rei drops into the escaping Boys path.
Rei readies herself in a karate stance. She clenches and tenses her body.
The Boys halt, running into each other.
Rei begins to power up.
Rei (Suppressing kia): HiiiiYahhhhh!
The ground rumbles. Rei's hair spikes up, her chi forcing objects to lift from the ground.
The Boys tremble in fear.
In the Background Asuka & Wufei are fiercely fighting.
Asuka punches come into contact with many of the objects surrounding her but Wufei manages to evade most of her attacks.
Asuka (Extremely aggravated): Grrhh! (Calm) Hey! Hold still will ya!?
Wufei (Sarcastically): Yeah. Why didn't I think of that.
Asuka from the corner of her eye notices several wet towels hanging over a bench.
She quickly grabs one.
To Asuka & Wufei's surprise the towel flips up and talks.
Towely (Stoned): Hey? What's going on?
Wufei (Self-confident): I can still win. Even with the odds against me!
Towely (Stoned): Wanna Get High?
Annoying Nadesico Narrator: Oh NO! The Boys are fighting for their freedom to escape the frisky hordes of girls. While Wufei battles Mortal Kombat style with Asuka the rest of the boys are discovering Rei's hidden Saiyan Powers.
DBZ Narrator: Read Next chapter for the out come of this fierce battle of Boys Vs. Girl insanity. Next Time on NGE - The Slackers of Evangelion.!!
Misato (sexy Fan service Voice): Hey! You boys Don't for get to check out the MP3 songs mentioned in the Fan Fiction in order to experience this fiction to its fullest. And Don't forget to Check out some HOT news on the Renewal of Evangelion at www.Gainax.co.jp and www.Evanglion.co.jp .. Seeya!
Shinji (Excited): And don't forget to check out www.MarilynManson.com for updates on the Bands latest release 'The Golden Age of Grotesque'. See you soon!