Chapter 5 - Mega Kung Fu Powerpuff Boys!
Writers comments - 5th Chapter! My God I didn't think I'd get this far! Look out for plenty of Fanboy junk! Its going to get a lot stupider from here, so Prepare yourself. The mind works in mysterious ways when your 16.
Asuka from the corner of her eye notices a wet several wet towels hanging over a bench.
She quickly grabs one.
To Asuka & Wufei's surprise the towel flips up and talks.
Towely (Stoned): Hey? What's going on?
Wufei (Self-confident): I can still win. Even with the odds against me!
Towely (Stoned): Wanna Get High?
Asuka and Wufei are alarmed by a massive shudder in the ground. Asuka drops Towely.
Towely runs off into a locker in a mad panic rendering him unconscious as well.
Wufei & Asuka stand absolutely stunned and somewhat amused by Towelys stupidity.
They look to the door way where Rei is Powering up to Super-Saiyan.
Rei (Powering up): Rhhhh! RGHAAAAAAH!
In a blinding golden flash Rei's gold hair is standing on end blowing in an upward direction.
Heero (Cowardly): Oh God! We're doomed! It's a Super-Saiyan!
Trowa grabs Heero by the collar and shakes him violently.
Trowa (Aggravated): (Irish accent) pull yourself together Man!
Duo steps between them.
Duo (Irish accent): I luv ya. Alwaz have.
The boys giggle in amusement.
Heero (Irish accent): Aye! I'm Givernet all I got Capt'in.
The boys giggle once again. Rei's tremendous power level continues to grow while the boys' nano-attention spans kick in.
The Eva children shake their heads in disgust.
Toji moves off screen.
An aggravated battle cry from Asuka is heard in the back round.
Kensuke (Anxious): Ah? Guys BUT SS-J Rei is about to kick our ill-fated Asses!!
Kensuke faces the Powering up Rei just witnessing her skirt fly up in the gust of Chi.
In embarrassment Kensuke spins around facing his back to Rei only to see the remainder of the Gundam Boys sitting down eating Popcorn watching and cheering on the Wufei and Asuka clash.
The Gundam Boys (Excited): Yeah! Kick Wufei's ass!
C'mon! Waste Wufei!
Noo! Wufei is winning!
I believe in you Asuka!
The Eva child somewhat confused.
Shinji (Troubled): Umm? Isn't he an ally of yours? Why do you want him to be beaten?
The Gundam boys turn their heads in shock.
By this time Rei is standing there with her arms folded and taping her foot unamused.
Duo (Explaining): Don't you know? It's rather obvious. If Wufei beats Asuka, he'll feel her up. Then brag endlessly about it.
Toji (Exaggerating): Yo! Dudes I just felt up a ton of girls in that unconscious pile of them over there!
The boys shake their heads.
Kensuke (Unamused): ....Typical
Shinji (Agreeing): Yeah.. I know what you mean.
Duo (Acknowledging): You find it annoying as well?
Shinji (Shaking his head): No... I was agreeing with Toji. I was feeling Hikari's breast while nobody was looking.
Hikari (Groans): Awh! Why'd you stop Shi -
Shinji immediately throws a locker over her knocking her unconscious once again.
Toji & Kensuke shift back in disgust.
Kensuke (sickened): Eww! The class Rep.!
Toji (protective): Hey! Hands off Shinji!
Shinji (Arguing): Toji! But you're not even interested in her!
Toji (Arguing): Says Who!?
Trowa (Bothered): Shut your pie holes losers! I'm trying to watch the fight!
Toji forgets what he was just arguing about and is immediately interested in the fight.
Toji (Interested): So hows it going so far?
Quatre slides a packet of Popcorn between him and Toji.
Quatre (whispering): Wufei is much to fast for Asuka but Asuka has got a few good punches in.
Duo & Heero cheer as Asuka kicks Wufei in his Man-hood.
Toji (Baffled): Hmm? Wufei doesn't look phased by that.
Quatre (Concerned): Oh he would be.... He cries on the inside.
Wufei (Thinks): Mmmm (Aroused) She sure has pretty feet.
Rei stands at the door still completely unnoticed.
Rei (Annoyed): (Clears throat) Excuse me? But I must kick your ill-fated Asses.
The boys get chills up their spines and slowly turn their heads towards Rei.
The whole Group of boys face towards Rei instantly noticing that her chi is blowing her skirt up.
At that moment they all get simultaneously get nosebleeds. Except for Kensuke who was checking his watch at the time.
The Boys quickly wipe the blood from their noses in embarrassment. Toji looks up in absolute Terror.
Toji (Horror): Shinji.. Do you see what I see?
Shinji (Hypnotised): Yeah.... Rei's panties...
Toji Slaps Shinji over the head.
Toji (Aggravated): No! I meant did you just see you life flash before you eyes?!
Shinji gazes into space and fades into flashbacks.
Shinji's past revisited .. again:
FLASH
Infant Shinji Giggling.
Infant Shinji (Excited): Look mother! Mother? Mom? I can't see you?
An image of a distorted Yui kneeling down.
Yui (Motherly): Don't worry sweet pee once you have corrective vision surgery you'll be able to see me clearly.
FLASH
Shinji as a child stands crying at the train station.
Young Shinji (Sobbing): Whaaaah! Where's my GAT-X303 Gundam Toy!
FLASH
All is in darkness then suddenly the beam of a spot light pieces it, startlingly revealing Unit 01's armoured mask.
Shinji is startled but quickly snaps to it.
Shinji (Confused): No! This isn't the way it happens! Everybody knows Giant Robot Anime goes like this! Mech Falls from sky! Boy stumbles into Mech "accidentally" Boy Pilots Mech to save his sorry ass. Boy saves sweet teenage babe!
And Boy fights war and saves the world!
Gendo appears from the shadows of the command desk above.
Shinji (Refusing): I'm Sorry I can't do this! It's so uncool! (Disappointed) Why can't this be more like Zone of the Enders?
Gendo (Deep voice in a dark manner): So You won't do it?
Shinji (Depressingly Disappointed): No! How could you! First you kick me out! Then you steal my BetterMan Doujin! Then you call be back to pilot this scrawny Mech! No way!
Gendo (Sinister): You disappoint me.. Nerv may be the secrect agency developing the E-Project.. But we are also the proud production studio of some very nasty Hentai titles.
Shinji looks up in excitement.
Shinji (Partially Convinced): There any sweet teenage girls?
Gendo snaps his fingers.
Immediately after that instant rolls out a bed with a blue haired girl draped across it seductively.
Shinji eyes bulge.
Shinji (Excited): I'll do it!
FLASH
Shinji returns back to reality.... once again.
Shinji begins to feel an increasingly pain sensation in his face. He then realises Rei is effortless pounding his face into a closed locker.
The Gundam boy, Toji and Kensuke and all the now conscious girls are all at a stand still as they watch Rei brutally beat the LCL out of Shinji.
Shinji (Waling in pain): Oh! This is the worst pain ever! Oww! Owww! Ayanami! Why are you doing this!?
Rei (Demanding): Say my name bitch! What's my name!
Everybody stands absolutely astounded.
Duo (Aroused): Wow! She is so hot when she dominates.
Rei notices this, embarrassed she drops Shinji on his head.
The sound of a gong is heard in the background.
Everyone immediately turns their heads to see.
Asuka emerges from behind a row of lockers dragging behind her is Wufei by his ponytail.
The Gundam boys stand there astonished.
Trowa (Unconvinced): How? How is this possible!?
Asuka releases her grasp on Wufei's ponytail, his head hits the ground and bounces back up once.
Asuka with a devilish grin on her face.
Asuka (bigheaded): Lets just say I flashed a certain something which blinded him temporarily, giving me the upper hand in the matter.
A desperate mumble is heard from Wufei.
Wufei (Painfully distressed): I've never seen .. Anything So. Frightening .. In all my - ..
Wufei desperately reaches out for aid but suddenly passes out.
Quatre (Endraged): What did you do to him! You Monster!
Shinji pulls himself up to his feet.
Shinji (Exerting the remainder of his strength): Asuka's naughty bits are pretty scary. I myself have seen th -
From off screen a shoe is catapulted into Shinji's skull rendering his unconscious.. Yet again.
An infuriated Hikari is heard.
Hikari (Totally peeved): Shinji! How could you! I though you and I were -
Everyone (interrupting): LOVERS??
Hikari (Correcting them): No! I though we agreed that we would stop talking about how messed up Asuka's naughty bits are and just forget it.
Misato (Sexy): While you wait for updates on the current and previous chapters feel free to drop us a Review, giving us ideas and your own personal comments. Buh-Bye!! *kiss
Rei wearing bikini and cats ears.
Rei (Quiet but seductive): And if you wish to read about me wearing a swimsuit and cats ears in later chapters VOTE YES or NO in the Review section.
Rei *winks seductively.
Sorry! More Coming SOON Back @ school now! Got lots of Homework! Will update when I can! Promise!
STILL WORKING ON IT! -_-' *sigh
Writers comments - 5th Chapter! My God I didn't think I'd get this far! Look out for plenty of Fanboy junk! Its going to get a lot stupider from here, so Prepare yourself. The mind works in mysterious ways when your 16.
Asuka from the corner of her eye notices a wet several wet towels hanging over a bench.
She quickly grabs one.
To Asuka & Wufei's surprise the towel flips up and talks.
Towely (Stoned): Hey? What's going on?
Wufei (Self-confident): I can still win. Even with the odds against me!
Towely (Stoned): Wanna Get High?
Asuka and Wufei are alarmed by a massive shudder in the ground. Asuka drops Towely.
Towely runs off into a locker in a mad panic rendering him unconscious as well.
Wufei & Asuka stand absolutely stunned and somewhat amused by Towelys stupidity.
They look to the door way where Rei is Powering up to Super-Saiyan.
Rei (Powering up): Rhhhh! RGHAAAAAAH!
In a blinding golden flash Rei's gold hair is standing on end blowing in an upward direction.
Heero (Cowardly): Oh God! We're doomed! It's a Super-Saiyan!
Trowa grabs Heero by the collar and shakes him violently.
Trowa (Aggravated): (Irish accent) pull yourself together Man!
Duo steps between them.
Duo (Irish accent): I luv ya. Alwaz have.
The boys giggle in amusement.
Heero (Irish accent): Aye! I'm Givernet all I got Capt'in.
The boys giggle once again. Rei's tremendous power level continues to grow while the boys' nano-attention spans kick in.
The Eva children shake their heads in disgust.
Toji moves off screen.
An aggravated battle cry from Asuka is heard in the back round.
Kensuke (Anxious): Ah? Guys BUT SS-J Rei is about to kick our ill-fated Asses!!
Kensuke faces the Powering up Rei just witnessing her skirt fly up in the gust of Chi.
In embarrassment Kensuke spins around facing his back to Rei only to see the remainder of the Gundam Boys sitting down eating Popcorn watching and cheering on the Wufei and Asuka clash.
The Gundam Boys (Excited): Yeah! Kick Wufei's ass!
C'mon! Waste Wufei!
Noo! Wufei is winning!
I believe in you Asuka!
The Eva child somewhat confused.
Shinji (Troubled): Umm? Isn't he an ally of yours? Why do you want him to be beaten?
The Gundam boys turn their heads in shock.
By this time Rei is standing there with her arms folded and taping her foot unamused.
Duo (Explaining): Don't you know? It's rather obvious. If Wufei beats Asuka, he'll feel her up. Then brag endlessly about it.
Toji (Exaggerating): Yo! Dudes I just felt up a ton of girls in that unconscious pile of them over there!
The boys shake their heads.
Kensuke (Unamused): ....Typical
Shinji (Agreeing): Yeah.. I know what you mean.
Duo (Acknowledging): You find it annoying as well?
Shinji (Shaking his head): No... I was agreeing with Toji. I was feeling Hikari's breast while nobody was looking.
Hikari (Groans): Awh! Why'd you stop Shi -
Shinji immediately throws a locker over her knocking her unconscious once again.
Toji & Kensuke shift back in disgust.
Kensuke (sickened): Eww! The class Rep.!
Toji (protective): Hey! Hands off Shinji!
Shinji (Arguing): Toji! But you're not even interested in her!
Toji (Arguing): Says Who!?
Trowa (Bothered): Shut your pie holes losers! I'm trying to watch the fight!
Toji forgets what he was just arguing about and is immediately interested in the fight.
Toji (Interested): So hows it going so far?
Quatre slides a packet of Popcorn between him and Toji.
Quatre (whispering): Wufei is much to fast for Asuka but Asuka has got a few good punches in.
Duo & Heero cheer as Asuka kicks Wufei in his Man-hood.
Toji (Baffled): Hmm? Wufei doesn't look phased by that.
Quatre (Concerned): Oh he would be.... He cries on the inside.
Wufei (Thinks): Mmmm (Aroused) She sure has pretty feet.
Rei stands at the door still completely unnoticed.
Rei (Annoyed): (Clears throat) Excuse me? But I must kick your ill-fated Asses.
The boys get chills up their spines and slowly turn their heads towards Rei.
The whole Group of boys face towards Rei instantly noticing that her chi is blowing her skirt up.
At that moment they all get simultaneously get nosebleeds. Except for Kensuke who was checking his watch at the time.
The Boys quickly wipe the blood from their noses in embarrassment. Toji looks up in absolute Terror.
Toji (Horror): Shinji.. Do you see what I see?
Shinji (Hypnotised): Yeah.... Rei's panties...
Toji Slaps Shinji over the head.
Toji (Aggravated): No! I meant did you just see you life flash before you eyes?!
Shinji gazes into space and fades into flashbacks.
Shinji's past revisited .. again:
FLASH
Infant Shinji Giggling.
Infant Shinji (Excited): Look mother! Mother? Mom? I can't see you?
An image of a distorted Yui kneeling down.
Yui (Motherly): Don't worry sweet pee once you have corrective vision surgery you'll be able to see me clearly.
FLASH
Shinji as a child stands crying at the train station.
Young Shinji (Sobbing): Whaaaah! Where's my GAT-X303 Gundam Toy!
FLASH
All is in darkness then suddenly the beam of a spot light pieces it, startlingly revealing Unit 01's armoured mask.
Shinji is startled but quickly snaps to it.
Shinji (Confused): No! This isn't the way it happens! Everybody knows Giant Robot Anime goes like this! Mech Falls from sky! Boy stumbles into Mech "accidentally" Boy Pilots Mech to save his sorry ass. Boy saves sweet teenage babe!
And Boy fights war and saves the world!
Gendo appears from the shadows of the command desk above.
Shinji (Refusing): I'm Sorry I can't do this! It's so uncool! (Disappointed) Why can't this be more like Zone of the Enders?
Gendo (Deep voice in a dark manner): So You won't do it?
Shinji (Depressingly Disappointed): No! How could you! First you kick me out! Then you steal my BetterMan Doujin! Then you call be back to pilot this scrawny Mech! No way!
Gendo (Sinister): You disappoint me.. Nerv may be the secrect agency developing the E-Project.. But we are also the proud production studio of some very nasty Hentai titles.
Shinji looks up in excitement.
Shinji (Partially Convinced): There any sweet teenage girls?
Gendo snaps his fingers.
Immediately after that instant rolls out a bed with a blue haired girl draped across it seductively.
Shinji eyes bulge.
Shinji (Excited): I'll do it!
FLASH
Shinji returns back to reality.... once again.
Shinji begins to feel an increasingly pain sensation in his face. He then realises Rei is effortless pounding his face into a closed locker.
The Gundam boy, Toji and Kensuke and all the now conscious girls are all at a stand still as they watch Rei brutally beat the LCL out of Shinji.
Shinji (Waling in pain): Oh! This is the worst pain ever! Oww! Owww! Ayanami! Why are you doing this!?
Rei (Demanding): Say my name bitch! What's my name!
Everybody stands absolutely astounded.
Duo (Aroused): Wow! She is so hot when she dominates.
Rei notices this, embarrassed she drops Shinji on his head.
The sound of a gong is heard in the background.
Everyone immediately turns their heads to see.
Asuka emerges from behind a row of lockers dragging behind her is Wufei by his ponytail.
The Gundam boys stand there astonished.
Trowa (Unconvinced): How? How is this possible!?
Asuka releases her grasp on Wufei's ponytail, his head hits the ground and bounces back up once.
Asuka with a devilish grin on her face.
Asuka (bigheaded): Lets just say I flashed a certain something which blinded him temporarily, giving me the upper hand in the matter.
A desperate mumble is heard from Wufei.
Wufei (Painfully distressed): I've never seen .. Anything So. Frightening .. In all my - ..
Wufei desperately reaches out for aid but suddenly passes out.
Quatre (Endraged): What did you do to him! You Monster!
Shinji pulls himself up to his feet.
Shinji (Exerting the remainder of his strength): Asuka's naughty bits are pretty scary. I myself have seen th -
From off screen a shoe is catapulted into Shinji's skull rendering his unconscious.. Yet again.
An infuriated Hikari is heard.
Hikari (Totally peeved): Shinji! How could you! I though you and I were -
Everyone (interrupting): LOVERS??
Hikari (Correcting them): No! I though we agreed that we would stop talking about how messed up Asuka's naughty bits are and just forget it.
Misato (Sexy): While you wait for updates on the current and previous chapters feel free to drop us a Review, giving us ideas and your own personal comments. Buh-Bye!! *kiss
Rei wearing bikini and cats ears.
Rei (Quiet but seductive): And if you wish to read about me wearing a swimsuit and cats ears in later chapters VOTE YES or NO in the Review section.
Rei *winks seductively.
Sorry! More Coming SOON Back @ school now! Got lots of Homework! Will update when I can! Promise!
STILL WORKING ON IT! -_-' *sigh