The Adventures of Reanna and Akio

part three: Break a Leg!... er... Ankle?

by Reanna King

Here is the long awaited part three of the Adventures of Reanna and Akio. Here, the saga comes to a dramatic climax! (No, not that kind of climax) It may will be the conclusion, but I may decide to make this an ongoing, episodic series. I do have a few more ideas to put into play. Perhaps Akio and I will never get back to Ohtori and we'll just wander around forever.

I borrowed a couple ideas from my online RPG, Ohtori no Gekijou. Also, in this episode, we will see the appearance of an Utena character besides Akio!... And... she is as badly out of character as Akio...

Now, without further ado, here it is!

THIS INSTALLMENT OF "THE ADVENTURES OF REANNA AND AKIO" HAS BEEN RATED "R" JUST TO BE SAFE. THERE IS NO LEMON CONTENT HERE, BUT THIS INSTALLMENT IS MUCH MORE PERVERTED THAN THE LAST ONE! JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW THAT... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. SO DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOU REGRET READING THIS... ;p

Morning came at last, and I finally settled down a bit. But not too much. I wasn't settled at all. I was panicked.

...After all, I was still Akio's captive.

"Captive?" Akio asked from beside me. "Must you be so melodramatic?"

"Oops." I had forgotten that I had switched off the "internal monologue" function.

"Actually," Akio said, "I rather like the sound of it."

"Please don't."

Switching the internal monologue function back on, I pondered my situation. Where would he take me next? I thought about the possibilities and shivered. I realized that my will to remain a virgin was cracking. I had to escape before it shattered completely!

"Where are we going now?"

Akio smirked. "You'll see." From under the seat he took out a clipboard with some sort of list written on it and began looking it over.

"What's that?" I asked, leaning over to see.

"Ah-ah, no peeking." He tucked it away under the seat after he had finished looking it over.

We soon pulled into a large one-story building... with a neon sign featuring a picture of a pair of roller skates.

"A... roller skating rink?" I asked. Something strange was afoot. Why would he take me roller skating, and to a place that was filled with other people?

Perhaps this could be my chance to escape! There had to be someone inside who would help me! This is what I thought as we entered. Right away, I could hear music blaring, and bright lights flashed everywhere. I could barely even hear myself narrate!

"Here." Akio handed me a pair of purple rollerblades.

So he wanted me to skate, did he? Then that's exactly what I wouldn't do. "I don't want to."

"You sure?" He looked at the people skating. That's when I realized, to my astonishment, that they were all Shadow People!

"Absolutely sure."

"Hmm," Akio muttered smugly before calling out, "Y-Ko! Z-Ko!"

A couple of Shadow Girls skated up. "What? What? What do you need?" they both asked.

"My... date... is having trouble getting her skates on. Would you mind assisting her?"

"NO WAIT!" I cried before being tackled by a small group of Shadow Girls. Before I could resist, my shoes were yanked off.

"NO! NO STRIPPING! NO!!" I realized then that my shoes had been replaced with the rollerblades, which were locked on with small padlocks. I stopped thrashing and observed Akio placing the key to the locks in his pocket.

"Ready?" he smirked.

"...Yeah," I muttered in defeat. I got up, ignoring his outstretched hand.

Once we were out on the rink, I did my best to lose him. I tried speeding up, slowing down, braking, even skating off the rink completely... I even tried telling someone that I had been kidnapped (which wasn't entirely false), but no one would believe that a kidnapper would take his captive skating.

I stood on the edge of the rink, watching Akio warily. I cringed when he skated over to me, stopped, and leaned against the wall beside me. "You're not skating," he simply said.

I remembered the key in Akio's pocket. I was struck with an idea. After recovering from being struck by such a large and fast-moving idea, I executed this plan by sticking my hand into Akio's pocket.

"Oh, I'm so happy, my little rose petal!" He purred, and dug his hand into my own pocket and started moving around in there.

"Urk... YAAAAHHH!!! Somebody help me! RAPE!! HE'S TOUCHING MYYYAAAHH--"

THUD! Never let your knees melt while you're standing on roller skates.

I looked up at Akio angrily. "I am NOT a magic lamp, and rubbing me will NOT make a genie come out!" I yelled.

"LOOK OUT!" A voice called, just before two Shadow Girls crashed into me and fell right on top of... my ankle.

"I-TAI!" I cried.

"Oh, no! I'm so sorry! So sorry!"

"Do you know? Do you know? Do you know how sorry we are?"

They both moved away from me, allowing me to see Akio kneeling down next to me.

"Are you okay? Are you hurt?"

"I'm fine..." I muttered, sitting up. I was thumped back onto my back by Akio grabbing one of my feet and pulling it close to him so he could examine it.

He unlocked one of my skates. "Oh, no, you're ankle is... is..." he removed my sock. "...is just fine."

"What are you up to? Wait... I didn't know you had a foot fetish! Let go of my leg!"

The girls who had crashed into me coughed conspicuously. Grumbling, Akio reached in his pocket and handed them some money.

After unlocking the other skate and tossing me my shoes, he got up. "Ready to go?"

I looked at him with a puzzled expression. "What, skating again?"

"Nope. We're leaving."

"Already! But we haven't even been here for two hours!" And this had to be better than whatever else he might have planned. Still, all the Shadow People were creeping me out. I finished tying my shoes and stood up. "Okay, let's get out of here."

Soon enough, we were on the road again. Akio got out the list and crossed something off it.

"What is that for?" I asked.

"Eh?" Akio asked. "This?"

"I want to know!... I think."

"No, that would spoil the surprise." He sped up and headed toward our next destination.

Something really weird was going on. Well, besides the obvious, that is. "What are you up to?" I asked, looking directly at him.

"Oh... about six foot five. Why?"

"... ..."

Drip... drip... drip drop... drip... patter patter patter patter...

"Damn! It's raining again!" Akio muttered and flipped the switch to put the roof up.

VVRR-click. VVRR-click. VVRR-click. VVRR-click. VVRR-click.

"Something's wrong..." he muttered.

"No kidding."

VVRR-click. VVRR-click. VVRR-click. VVRR-click. VVRR-click.

"It's stuck."

"Really? I couldn't tell."

VVRR-click. VVRR-click. VVRR-click. VVRR-click. VVRR-click...

Meanwhile, the rain was getting everywhere. Cheerfully, I reached into my purse and pulled out a collapsible umbrella.

"How do you have that with you?"

"I always go everywhere prepared." I grinned smugly.

"I don't suppose you have another?" he asked without any actual hope.

"Nope. And if I did, you wouldn't be getting it."

"Ah well. We're almost to our next stop anyway."

"Akio-san! I want to go back to Ohtori now! We've been away from Ohtori for... a long time!"

Akio chose to ignore my pleading. "Ah, there it is, up ahead."

I looked out past the pelting rain and saw another building with a neon sign. As we drove closer, I saw what it was. "You're taking me to a discotheque?"

"This'll be a lot of fun. Even more fun than roller skating."

Well, that wasn't saying much. "Akio, I can't dance and there's no way you're going to make me." I was also determined not to subject my eyes to the sight of Akio's dancing. I had never seen him dance, but I was sure that it couldn't be pretty.

We pulled in to the parking lot and walked through the rain to the front door. Once again, as soon as we opened the door, we were met with a blast of ear-shattering sound and flashing lights. I again struggled to hear myself narrate.

"Come on, Ri-chan, this will be great. I even brought outfits for the two of us." He held up two outfits, one of which was a white disco suit, and the other I recognized as belonging to a character from The Slayers—Naga.

"AKIO! THERE IS NO WAY I'M WEARING THAT THING!! And if you think for even one moment that I'm going to let you put it on me, you are sorely mistaken!"

Akio grinned and licked his lips. I shivered. (Really. I've seen him do it. It's really scary) "Oh, I wasn't expecting you to let me."

"Help…"

Five minutes later, Akio dragged me out of the changing room. I was indeed wearing that awful Naga outfit.

"There, you're all ready," he smiled.

"I can't believe I'm wearing this thing," I moaned and bowed my head in embarrassment.

"Come on, Ri-chan, let's dance." He pulled my wrist, trying to pull me out onto the dance floor.

"NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

Akio got out on the dance floor with scores of dancing… Shadow People. "Let's go, Ri-chan, shake your bootie!"

"I don't wanna shake my bootie!" I stomped my foot stubbornly, causing an undesirable reaction from my chest area. I blushed.

Just then, "YMCA" began blaring on the speakers, and all the Shadow People cheered and began doing the familiar dance and a couple Shadow Girls pulled me out into the light and music. And so I found myself in the middle of a throng of disco-dancing shadows.

"Ri-chan, you must know this song, now let's go!" Akio called, while doing his version of the YMCA dance.

"NO WAY!" I covered my eyes. I did NOT want to see Akio dancing. I tried to convince myself that if I successfully could block out what was going on, I would find myself safely back at Ohtori. But, I was snapped out of this by a tickling sensation in two very private places.

That's when I realized that Akio wasn't even standing near me. Then what--

"Chi chi! Chi!"

"Cha! Cha cha!"

"What the--"

"AH-kio! This IIs yOUR doing! StoOPPP it beFORRRE IIII…"

But everyone around me was applauding. But I only heard the clapping-- the room was spinning too much for me to see them doing so.

"That's a brilliant bit of dancing!"

"Far out!"

"Woohoo! Shake it up!"

"Help..."

True... I was doing what looked to be a combination of break dancing, the jitterbug, and belly dancing! Unfortunately, I have never been very athletic, and soon something twisted or sprained or something and I fell onto the floor. Fortunately, at that moment, the tingling stopped and two little monkey-mice jumped out of my outfit and bounded over to Akio.

"Good work, Chi Chi and Cha Cha," Akio whispered and came over to me.

"Reanna! I'm so sorry! Sometimes my pets get a little out of control. They must really like you!"

I bolted up, panting. "Like hell! You did that on purpose and now I've never felt so humiliated in my life... and I feel very wet..."

"Well, that's a good start at least..." Akio mused quietly.

"When I think about what could have happened..."

Akio pondered that. "That would have made this club much more popular, that's for sure."

"Oh, shut up."

Akio looked wounded. "Well, can you stand up?"
"Yep."

"Can you move your leg?"

I smirked and kicked Akio in the shin.

"OWWW!!"

"Yep."

"That really hurt..."

"I'm taking a stand. We're getting out of here, right now!" I asserted, pulling Akio's ponytail and yanking on it like a leash. "Come on, let's go!"

One of the shadowy dancers approached us. "Your dance was the most far out thing we've ever seen! We want to make it this dance club's trademark dance!"

A cheer went up from the other dancers.

"No, please, it's not--"

The sexy smirk crept back into Akio's face. "Don't be so modest, Ri-chan. She'd be delighted. But... I'll only allow it if you name the dance after her, and let it be known by that name for all time."

"No..." I groaned.

One of the dancers considered, holding his chin in his hand. "We were kinda going to call it the "orgasm," but if you wanna name it after the creator, that's fine with us..."

Suddenly, a familiar voice called out, "Reanna! Reanna, is that you?"

I looked around. "Utena?"

Utena pushed her way through the crowd. "Reanna-sempai! Don't tell me you're on a date with Akio!"

"No, I'm not! He just won't take me back to Ohtori! Today it was the skating rink, and now this!" I groaned, shoving my way through the crowd to the back of the room. Utena followed.

"Skating rink? Dancing?" Utena said to herself. "Akio, don't tell me you're trying that stupid ankle thing again!"

Akio made a face that was obviously feigning confusion. "What stupid ankle thing? Whatever do you mean?"

"What're you talking about, Utena?"

Utena sighed. "Akio is... trying to make you break your ankle. I'm sure if you think back to previous events, it will all come together."

I thought for a second, and suddenly, everything came into focus. "I get it now! AKIO! This is the lowest and most disgusting thing you've done yet!"

Akio smirked. "I make it a practice to always top my records."

"Uh... what about the dance?" a dancer asked.

Utena turned to me. "Come on, Reanna. Me and my friends will take you back to Ohtori."

"Thank you, Utena-kun! You're a lifesaver! Or at least a virginity-saver!"

"It's no problem! After all, I'm a prince who saves princesses!"

Akio made an angry face. "Oh, no you don't! I'm not done with her yet!" Akio picked me up by the waist as if I was as light as a feather and charged out of the dance club.

"Utena-kuuuun!" I cried, flailing my arms. "Help meeee!!!!!"

Utena scowled. "He won't stop until he gets Reanna in bed! Or in the car... or some other place... and therefore, he must be stopped, and only a prince like me can stop him!"

"What's she talking about?" asked a dancer."

"I don't know..."

"Akio must not be permitted to take Reanna! And you can join me and we can band together to stop him! Who is with me?" Utena cried, striking a dramatic pose on the dance floor.

After a pregnant pause, the music started up again and everybody resumed their dancing. Utena sighed and exited the club.

Akio and I were back on the road...

"Akio, I hope you realize that this whole thing is now officially against my will and I'm not going to stand for it!"

Akio smiled sweetly, an eerie sight. "Don't worry. Soon you'll realize how silly you've been acting all this time, and we can both look back on this and laugh."

I hit the dashboard in frustration. "I don't know what you're on, but--" I stopped speaking when the dashboard popped open, spilling its contents onto my feet. "Oops." I bent down to pick everything up.

"Uh, don't bother with that," Akio said hastily. "I'll get that later..."

I raised an eyebrow suspiciously. "What are you keeping in here..." I picked up a stack of papers and shuffled through them. "Wait a minute... what's this? Parking tickets? Akio, these are all unpaid!"

"As of yet, you mean. I really was going to pay those!" Akio laughed nervously.

I shuffled further through the papers. "What?... printouts of restraining orders? 'Ohtori Akio is hereby forbidden from entering any Hooters restaurant?'"

Akio shrugged. "It was a long time ago..."

"And... receipts? $3000 for a... a sex machine??!! You own one of those?!"

"Eh? Th- that's not mine!"

"You sicko..." I shuffled further through the papers. "Let's see... repair bill for sex machine..."

"I don't know how that got in there. Really."

"Owner's manual for sex machine and order form for accessories and attachments..."
"Really! That's not my kind of thing!" Akio persisted.

"What's this?" I looked at a thin book in my hands. "'Getting the Most Out of Your Sex Machine' by Akio Ohtori.' Akio, at this point, I just want to know what this is doing in your glove compartment... oh, and where you intend to take me next."

"Well, I'm still thinking about that. See, Utena's probably hot on our trail already, and I need to find a place to--"

"It's too late for that, Ohtori! Give yourself up now!" cried Utena's voice.

We looked around to see the Seitokai car speeding alongside our own, being driven by Touga, with Saionji, Miki, and Juri riding. Miki held a CD player which was playing heroic music... and Utena stood on the hood of the car, wearing a pink baby blankie for a cape, which was blowing dramatically in the wind.

Utena pointed an accusing finger at Akio. "Your little joyride has come to an end!"

Smirking, Akio took a bounding leap onto the hood of his own car.

"Draw your sword!" Utena called from the Seitokai car.

Akio looked puzzled. "Which one?" he called back.

"... The one used to wreak destruction and terror!"

Akio looked confused. "Which one?" he repeated.

"Your blade! Draw your blade! And I shall strike you down!" Utena pulled out a sword of her own.

"Oh, THAT sword!" Akio pulled out a sword.

"En guarde! My sword shall thrust and parry with the speed of--" Utena's words were cut short as we drove under an overpass, hitting Utena and sending her backward to splat on the road.

In a moment of brilliance, I momentarily hit the brake on the Akio Car, sending Akio (who had ducked under) down onto the pavement. I smiled with satisfaction at his startled cry, but then became aware of another voice.

"Reanna-chan!"

I looked over to see Miki reaching out from the Seitokai Car. "Miki-chan! Help me!" I reached out to Miki.

"Idiot!"

"Baka!"

"Creep!"

"Jolly Green Giant!"

We looked over to see Touga and Saionji dueling angrily. Wait...

"If Touga's fighting with Saionji, who's driving the Seitokai car?" I asked.

The Seitokai car suddenly began to veer out of control.

"*Now* look what you did!"

"It's your fault!"

"Bite me!"

"Screw you!"

"Miki!" I cried. "Take the wheel!"

"But... I'm not old enough to drive... Juri's not, either... now only a miracle can save us!"

Juri popped up, glaring daggers at Miki. "THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS MIRACLES!" She then proceeded to wring out little Miki's neck.

"Reanna-chan... help..."

"Blow me!" Touga roared.

"F*** you!" Saionji retorted in a shower of eloquence.

"I'll cut you apart!"

"Like $%^@$%@ hell! You suck!"

"Miki! Hit the brake!"

Miki dove into the front seat and slammed down on the brake. I, too, went for the brake of the Akio car again. But the car had different ideas. I dove for the brake but became sandwiched between the bottom and back of the car seat. The one arm that wasn't pinned down flailed out-- and accidentally grabbed the steering wheel, sending the car out of control.

"Somebody help me! I'M GONNA DIE!"

THUD!

I immediately heard the clanging of swords, so I reasoned that the dueling Utena and Akio had somehow made it back up onto the Akio car. I struggled to get out of the clutches of the Akio car, but unfortunately the duelists found the back of the seat a convenient place to hold their fight.

"Hey… guys… I can't breathe!" I barely got out.

Meanwhile, the car was still completely out of control... that is... until it crashed into the side of a building, which just happened to be standing in our way. Akio was fortunate enough to get a grip on the steering wheel, but Utena careened off the car and through the brick wall of the building with a high-pitched shriek.

"Utena-kun!" I cried.

"That takes care of that!" Akio said, freeing me from the seats. "Come on, let's go."

"Freedom was so close..." I moaned.

"Oh, quit your griping. After all, it's my birthday tomorrow."

"Your WHAT?!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

PREVIEW OF THE NEXT: That's right, next episode is the "Akio's birthday" episode!