The Ecchi Adventures of Reanna and Akio

Part Four: "It's His Party and I'll Cry if I Want to!"

By Reanna King

Part four is here, and it's ECCHI! So again, I give my FAIR WARNING to all those who can't handle lime content. And now, onward! Caro-chan, you MAY want to skip this episode. Since there's almost no continuity, it probably wouldn't hurt your understanding of the story very much. This episode is pretty dumb and pretty much acts as a filler episode. Oh, and I get tied up. But for those who have been waiting to see Akio hit in the area, here's where you'll see it!! I know, I'm totally shameless and completely hopeless, but… ah well. So is this entire series. I also referred to the "Xanth" novels, by Piers Anthony in this chapter. You probably haven't read them, but I recommend them.

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"Happy birthday to Akio… happy birthday to you!"

We sat in the Akio car… as usual, speeding down the road on autopilot, with the roof up so as not to let the wind blow out the flame on the candle stuck into Akio's chocolate cupcake.

"Here, one for you to," Akio said as he handed me a cupcake.

"Mm, chocolate… there isn't an aphrodisiac in this, is there?"

"Don't be silly. Eat it."

I shrugged and took a huge bite out of it. "Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I got you a present, Akio."

Akio looked touched. "You got me a present? Really? What is it?"

"Yup." I dug around in my purse and pulled out a small object. I handed it to Akio. "There you go."

Akio took it and examined it. It looked to be a round piece of thin rubber with a red ribbon tied around it… probably because that's what it was. "It's nice!… … what is it?" He turned it around in his hand, trying to identify his gift.

"You put it on the exhaust pipe of the Akio car."

"What does it do?"

"It offers maximum comfort," I giggled, "during those most intimate moments with the Akio car!"

"… I don't find that very funny."

"I think it's hilarious. Oh, by the way, I thought you'd think you were entitled to something, since it's your birthday, so…"

"Yes?" Akio asked in anticipation.

I pulled out a new object from the hammerspace within my purse—a chastity belt. "I brought this, just to make sure you ain't gettin' none."

Akio pretended to be surprised.

"AND –get this—there are two keys to it. One, I have in my hand, and the other is back in my dorm at Ohtori." I opened the window and tossed the key out. "There. Once I put this baby on, I will be totally Akio-proof!"

"Oh, darn…" Akio smiled.

"Now, I shall go into the back seat to put this on! And you will NOT watch me."

"Of course not."

I hopped into the backseat and proceeded to put on the belt. It wasn't until I put it on and locked it that I noticed… something… something poking into a very private place… poking much too far into a very private place…

"Akio… did you… do anything to this?"

I could almost hear Akio smirking from up in the front seat. "Maybe… **chuckle** I thought you would have noticed it before you locked it on… Ah well…" Akio removed a small white box from his pocket.

"What's that for?" I asked, just before he clicked a button on it.
vrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR………

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh..." (orgasmic scream copyright 2000 by Richard Gallivan, taken from Ohtori no Gekijou. Thanks Rich.)

"How you doing back there?" Akio asked.

"The key! The key… … I threw out the window… oh, SHIT… aaaAAAAHHH… How could you do this to me, you dumb stupid pervert… hhnnggghh…" I slumped down in the seat to try and control myself.

"Well, I thought it needed something," Akio said.

"A VIBRATOR?! Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of a chastity belt?! **moan**"

VVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…………

"I think it's an improvement."

I dove up to the front seat and began slapping Akio about the face. "I have had it up to here with yooooooooohhhhhh… Help…"

"Happy birthday to me…" Akio sang softly to himself, smirking.

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR………

"Akio, dooooooohhhhh… something!"

"Like what?" Akio asked innocently. "Happy birthday to me…" he continued singing.

"Help meeeeeeeeeeee!"

"You brought this on yourself… Happy birthday, dear Akio…"

VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR………

"Gaaahhhhhhhh… Help me…"

"Well…" Akio smirked. "You are one lucky girl."

"HOW THE HELL SO?!… ohhhhhhhhhh…"

"Because. When I put the vibrator in your belt, I also switched your spare key with another one." Akio held up a key. "I have the real key right he-"

"GIMME!" I dove at Akio, but he held the key just away from me.

"Ah-ah-ah!" Akio said, grinning evilly. "You don't think you're getting this back that easily, do you?"

I moaned… for more than one reason. "What do I have to do?"

"Not much. All you have to do is let me watch you change out of it."

"WHAT?!"

Akio shrugged indifferently. "Or you can have a massive, hot and sweaty, frame-shuddering, bone-rattling, shriek-inducing orgasm. Your choice."

I shuddered. "No way! Not in front of you! Gimme that key."

"There you go." He handed over the key. Hastily I put it into the lock and ripped the belt from my person. I sighed in relief, wiped a drop of blood from my nose, and relaxed in the seat.

Akio chuckled.

"What?"

Akio looked down at my "area"… which was still naked.

"Eep! You made me forget!" I dove back into the backseat and changed back into my full clothing. "You dork!" I whacked him another good one when I came back up to the front seat.

Akio turned back to the steering wheel.

"You're just loving this, aren't you?"

"Seeing you in sexual torment? Yeah, it's fun."

"So, what else do you have planned for this birthday party of yours?"

"Well, I was thinking that the two of us could have dinner at a nice restaurant…"

I perked up at the thought of that. "Hey, that sounds fairly decent…" It had been a while since I had been able to sit down to a decent meal!

"But first," said Akio, "we're going to Birthday Palace to go play some arousing party games."

I raised an eyebrow. "Don't you mean "rousing" party games?"

Akio looked at me blankly. "No. Arousing is what I meant."

I groaned. Apparently, it would only be a happy birthday for one of us. "Oh, what fun…" I said sarcastically.

Akio smiled. "I knew you'd see it my way. Now let's go. We can't be late for our reservation!" Akio sped up.

What was Birthday Palace? It certainly didn't sound like any place that Akio would be interested in going. But then again, I had learned on this adventure to never judge or assume ANYTHING.

"Akio, I wanna go home!"

Akio took out a clipboard and put a check on it.

"What?! You're not trying to break my ankle again, are you?!"

"Nope. I'm just keeping track of how many times you've said that you want to go home. And I noticed something."

"That the evidence suggests that I really, REALLY want to go home?" I glared at him.

"Nope. That with each passing day, whether you noticed it or not, you've asked to be taken home less and less."

I looked at him, puzzled. "What?"

"You asked me to take you home four times the first day. Three times the second day. Two times the third day. And so far, once today."

It couldn't be! That means he was implying that…! Well, I could fix that! "Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home!…"

"Ri-chan, that doesn't count."

"Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home!…"

"Ri-chan, you can stop that now…"

"Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home!…"

"Ri-chan, you're going to pass out if you don't stop that soon."

"Take me home…. Take… me home… take… me… home… …… take… … … …"

Things stopped happening; everything went black.

I'm not sure how much later I came to… but when I did I was aware of a blindfold over my eyes.

"Where am I? Akio? Where are you? What's going on?"

I heard Akio's voice. "You're in my personal torture chamber."

"WHAT?!"

"Just kidding."

I felt the blindfold taken off and was surprised to see a room full of party decorations, complete with streamers and balloons, as well a table with a cake on it. "What is this?"

"The room I reserved at Birthday Palace. Come on, this'll be fun."

"A party with just the two of us? What kind of party is that?"

"The best kind." Akio walked out in front of me to reveal that he was wearing a bright red party hat. He tossed me a purple hat.

"I'll put it on… only because you thought to get me my favorite color…" I snapped on the hat, feeling like a complete idiot… not only for putting it on, but for allowing myself to be put into these situations.

Akio put a hand on my shoulder; I shuddered. "Ri-chan… I have an offer I think you'll like."

I shrugged. "Well, I might as well hear it."

"If you can go through this party without saying you're having fun, I'll take you right back to Ohtori!"

It sounded too good to be true. Still… "I accept! This'll be easy!" I put out my hand. Akio shook it. "Do your worst!" I said.

"Ri-chan! Have you ever played bobbing for apples?"

"Sure… that sounds innocent enough."

When I saw the apples, this raised suspicions. "How come they're so tiny?"

Akio shrugged. "They're crab-apples. I didn't think you'd be able to mouth—er… bite into a full-sized apple."

I raised an eyebrow. Then, I pointed toward the door to the room. "Look, it's Utena!"

"Huh?" Akio asked, looking toward the door.

While he was distracted, I slipped a genuine cherry bomb, imported from Xanth, into the bucket, where it blended in nicely with the crab apples.

"Utena's not over there!" Akio said.

I shrugged. "Oops. My mistake. Well! This game looks like fun! Would you like to go first?"

Akio smirked. "But of course." He bent over to try and pick up an apple.

I turned away. "I can't watch… … no wait… yes I can." I turned back just in time to hear a KABOOM! The look of Akio holding the detonated cherry bomb in his mouth was priceless.

"Happy birthday, Akio!" I cackled.

Akio wiped off his blackened face, trying to remain cool. "Ha ha… guess the joke was on me…"

"Now I'll show you how it's done!" I dunked my head into the bucket and my teeth closed around an apple… but its skin wouldn't break. In fact… it felt… rubbery. I felt something press against the back of my head. What was Akio up to? I tried to spit out the apple, but found I couldn't. Wait a minute… this wasn't an apple! It was…

"It's amazing how much a ball gag looks like a crab apple when it's immersed in water, isn't it?" Akio asked, smirking.

"MMMMPHHH!!! Rrrphh mmm mmphhrrmmphh!!" (translation: "You tricked me! Take it off right now!!") I reached around the back of my head to unbuckle it, but only found a lock. "Mmpphrrmphhmm… Rrph mmmrrphh??" ("Akio… where's the key?")

"Right here, in my pocket…" Akio reached into his pocket as I realized that I shouldn't be surprised that he could understand speech from behind a ball gag. "Oops…"

"Mm?"

"That was the key I replaced the chastity belt key with… the one you threw out the window. Don't worry. I'll call someone who can get that lock undone."

I put my head in my hands. "Nnnmmm…"

"Until then, let's play some more games! I guess you can't eat cake until you get that gag off, but… why don't we play musical chairs? That's a fun game!"

Ah… I had fond memories of playing musical chairs at parties when I was a little girl… What could Akio have up his sleeve for this game? "Mmphh… mmmphhmmphhrrphhnnmm…" ("Akio, what's the point of musical chairs if we only start out with two people?")

"Well, it'll be a quick game." Akio got out a chair and switched on the music. It was—guess what?—"Revolution." (I know you probably saw that coming… deal with it)

I sighed against the gag and began walking around the chair with Akio. I just had to beat him. I had an urge to beat him at every game we played. I just had to!

I was so busy thinking that I didn't realize the music had stopped and Akio had already sat down.

"Reanna, you should pay more attention! Care for another round?"

I nodded.

The music began… and this time, when the music stopped, I was down on that chair right away. I had done it! I had beaten Akio! I felt like nothing that Akio did to me now would ever matter, because I had beaten him at a game of musical chairs! In fact, I felt I had the confidence to make Akio take me back to Ohtori now… which, I reminded myself, would happen when I got through the party without saying I was having fun… eh?

I looked down to find myself tied to the chair. "MM! MMPHHRRPHH??!!" ("Whaa…? When did this happen?!")

"I told you you should pay more attention," Akio murmured.

I struggled against the rope. "MMPHHRRPHMM!!" ("Let me go!")

"Your nose is bleeding."

"MMmphhmm…" I said in defeat. ("I know…")

"Don't worry. I'll call that locksmith now."

"MMPPHHRRPHMMNNNPHRHMMMPRRRHMM!!" ("No! Don't do that! I'll be humiliated!!")

"Hate to break it to you, but it's far too late for that. Think of it as a lesson in disciplinism." Akio picked up the phone that was sitting on a table in the corner of the room. "Hello? Yes. Ball gag. Yes. Thank you." He hung up. "He's on his way."

"Mmm…"

Within a few minutes, the locksmith was there.

"Oh, it's THAT kind of birthday party, is it?" he asked. "You kids should be more careful of what you do with your keys."

In a few seconds, the gag was off. "HENTAI!" I yelled at Akio.

Akio smiled at the locksmith. "That was our safety word."

The locksmith nodded knowingly. "I see. Well, if you'll excuse me, there's a girl with a chastity belt that she lost the key to, so I should get going." With that, he left.

Akio began untying me from the chair. "I was thinking about feeding you cake while you were still tied to the chair, but I think you're mad enough at me as it is."

"That's never stopped you before!" I said angrily.

Akio thought for a moment. "Hey, that's right!" He retied me to the chair. "Thanks for reminding me!" he said cheerfully.

"Akio, the ropes hurt!" I lied.

"You're the bondage chick. Deal with it. Now open up. Here comes some cake."

The cake did look awfully good… I figured that if I played along long enough, he would untie me from the chair. Surprisingly, I was correct. It wasn't even five minutes before I was free.

I stood up. "Ahh… I'm free!"

Akio slipped a blindfold over my head.

"Ack! What are you blindfolding me for!"

"To make hitting the piñata challenging. It's no fair if you can see."

I laughed nervously. "A piñata, is that all?" I breathed in relief.

Akio coughed conspicuously. "Actually, this is a variation on the original game. This is what I call "strip piñata."

"WHAT?!"

"Whenever you miss hitting the piñata, you must remove an article of clothing."

"I was great at this game when I was a kid; I must be great at it now! Wish I had worn more layers of clothing, though…"

I felt Akio's hands around my waist, positioning me facing the piñata. "I'll go easy on you and won't even spin you around." He gave me a bat.

"I don't need your help." I wound up and swung. The bat made contact with------ nothing.

Akio snickered. Growling, I kicked off a shoe.

"Come on… both of them."

"If I wind up naked," I said, kicking off the other shoe, "you'll have hell to pay."

Five minutes later…

"Akio, I give up."

"No, you gotta keep going."

"But I only have my underwear left! I'm already half naked!!"

I had another idea. I would forfeit my last piece of clothing, but…

"Hey, Akio?"

"What?"

I swung—HARD—and hit Akio in what I hoped was a very tender area.

"GAAAAAAHHH….. can't… breathe… What did you do that for?" Akio asked me hoarsely.

"Why do you think?! I'm gonna shove this so far up your ass you won't get it back until you do your business tomorrow morning!!"

"Oww… oww oww oww…"

I laughed. "Now THAT was fun!"

Akio lifted his head and smirked. "I win."

"… … what?"

"Remember our deal? If you could go through the party without saying you were having fun, I take you back to Ohtori. And…"

"I just said that I was having fun… SHIMATTA!!"

"I win this one, Ri-chan."

TO BE CONTINUED…

Next episode: expect a parody of the classic but cheesy melodrama. This will probably be rated PG-13 at the very worst : "Boo hiss! Banzai! A Melodramatic Adventure!"

Fanpoll: If you review this story, tell me whom you think "won" in this chapter! Did I win for getting Akio with the cherry bomb and the bat, or did Akio win for tricking me? Feel free to share your feelings!