The Ecchi Adventures of Reanna and Akio
"Theme Song"
by Reanna King
Based on the song "Toobular Boobular Joy" from Mystery Science Theater 3000
This is just a little thing I put together… hope you enjoy it. I consider it the theme song of "The Ecchi Adventures of Reanna and Akio," and I guess most of you won't know the original song… but if you haven't seen MST3K, I highly recommend it. It's good stuff.
AKIO: We've been through a lot together, Ri-chan.
REANNA: Don't remind me.
AKIO: Well… I think our time together has been really… really…
REANNA: Nightmarish?
AKIO: Uh… no…
TOUGA: Despite everything we've all been through, I just can't come up with a word to describe it.
SAIONJI: No, me neither…
AKIO: Well, I can!
ALL (ex. AKIO): You can?
AKIO: Why, sure! (starts singing)
AKIO: It's breastakaboobical, chastitybeltical
Pervular gropular fun!
(REANNA covers her face and moans)
SAIONJI: Fleshical-chestical moundular-probular?
AKIO: Right-o, that's the one!
TOUGA: Is it monkeys-in-pantsical, tentacle-crotchular
Nudular morning till night?
REANNA: Cut it out…
AKIO: Well you're absotistripular, orgy-orgasmical,
Vibrokavaginal right!
REANNA: Please stop…
(ALL ex. REANNA): It's a mega-molestical, eroti-breastical, toobular boobular joy,
A clitorical-swellular, ecchical-sexular fun for girl and boy!
A nosebleedimal-seedical, mojo-libidical, tiedupandgaggedical ball,
REANNA: Oh, God…
TOUGA: The most coppinafeelular
SAIONJI: Kamasutra-ular
TOUGA: Hentai-climaxular
AKIO: Stimo-erectular
TOUGA and SAIONJI: (slowly while AKIO sings next lines) Fanfic of them all!
AKIO: Slotular-twatular, teasical-strokular
Birthdaysuitisimal, mastoka-spasmical
Randical-glandular, too-tired-to-standular
Horny-as-hellular ball!
ALL: Hey!
REANNA: Are you done now?
AKIO: Yep, we're all done.
TOUGA: Finished.
SAIONJI: Yep. All done.
REANNA: THANK you.
(AKIO holds up some rope)
AKIO: Ooh, that got me started. C'mere, Ri-chan, I'll tie ya up!
REANNA: (runs) GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!
AKIO: Come on, I'll leave your clothes on… promise!
(end)