The Ecchi Adventures of Reanna and Akio
Episode 15
"Fiancee ni Naritai!"
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry it's been so long, but my computer's been broken for quite some time. Everything's fine now, though. I hope everyone's enjoying the Adolescence Mokushiroku parody as much as I'm enjoying writing it. Oh, and thanks to everyone who read and reviewed "Planetarium Night," which I swear I didn't write. ;) Okay, everyone ready? I haven't posted a warning in some time but I decided to do another one: This story is and has always been a lime (or lime-ish). Before you read, keep the title in mind. Thanks, everyone, for your reviews and support! Uh... about the goop thing... it was all I could think of. The reference to the live-action version of La Blue Girl is very, very obscure, so sorry... Oh, right. Keroppon is the crocodile-like critter that Shiori draws on Touga's back. That's his name, sorry for any confusion as to what the hell a Keroppon was. :p I'll get episode 16 up as soon as possible!



(EIGA UTENA'S dorm room. EIGA UTENA is inside, and appears to be unpacking her things. She goes to the closet and notices the picture of her and EIGA TOUGA. There's a knock at the door. EIGA UTENA does to the door)
EIGA UTENA: Who is it?
ANSHI: (behind the door) Uhh... it's Himemiya Anshi.
REANNA: (behind the door) Anshi, go on in!
ANSHI: (behind the door) But isn't that rude?
AKIO: (behind the door) Get in there and feel her up!
REANNA: (behind the door) Akio-san!
(EIGA UTENA opens the door. AKIO shoves ANSHI in)
ANSHI: Good evening. (She sits on EIGA UTENA'S bed and looks around the spotless room) How about I do some cleaning?
VOICE: (from behind the door) AHHEMM!!
EIGA UTENA: (walks over to the bed) I was about to go to sleep... and I don't invite people to my room.
ANSHI: (nervously) Ah, well! Then I guess I'll be going! (stands up)
(EIGA UTENA pulls ANSHI down onto the bed and turns out the light)


REANNA: (with her ear pressed up to the door) The light just went out... everything's going according to plan so far.
AKIO: Isn't this exciting?
REANNA: Shut up! I'm trying to hear!


(meanwhile...)
EIGA UTENA: That Saionji guy, he said he duels everyone because he wants you... What does everyone get when they win you?
ANSHI: Uhh... umm... (smiles sweetly)
EIGA UTENA: (smiles and puts her hand on ANSHI'S) You're so funny, Himemiya.
ANSHI: Uhh...
EIGA UTENA: (runs her hand through ANSHI'S hair) We'll get along... Won't we? (she kisses ANSHI'S hand)


REANNA: Something's not right here...
AKIO: Everything seems fine to me!
REANNA: This is all wrong!
EIGA ANSHI: Umm... hello?
(REANNA turns to see EIGA ANSHI standing just behind them)
EIGA ANSHI: Umm... can I get in there, please?
REANNA: (laughs nervously) Uh, yeah... just a second! (she elbows AKIO) Akio-san! You know what to do...
AKIO: Umm... uhhh... tie you up?
REANNA: Chigau...
AKIO: Get out Chi Chi and Cha Cha?
REANNA: Chigau...
AKIO: (thinks a moment) Both?
REANNA: Akio-san! (she whacks him)
AKIO: (shakes his head) Sorry about that. I must be getting worse... (AKIO opens the door and goes inside EIGA UTENA'S room)
EIGA ANSHI: (to REANNA) What's going on in there? Is Utena busy?
REANNA: Uh... yeah, at the moment, she is.
EIGA ANSHI: (looks disappointed) Aww... (pouts) Well... are you busy?
REANNA: Huh?


AKIO: Okay, Anshi, time to go!
ANSHI: Oniisama!
EIGA UTENA: Wait! We're not finished yet! Hey... who the hell're you?
AKIO: Uhh...
EIGA UTENA: (stands up and holds ANSHI close) This is my bride, buster! You want her, you gotta fight for her!
AKIO: (holds his forehead in his palm) Oh boy... listen, can I just borrow her for a second?
EIGA UTENA: No!
AKIO: (sighs) I didn't want to do this, but... (he sticks his hand into the hammerspace within his pants and takes it out with a fistful of something. He tosses what turns out to be a glob of clear JelloO-likegoop at Utena's face)
EIGA UTENA: Hey! Gross! What the hell--?! Uhhhh... (she falls down on the floor)
AKIO: I knew that would come in handy! Okay, Anshi, let's get out of here.
ANSHI: Where'd you get that?
AKIO: From some Shikima... (grumbles) I hate Shikima...


REANNA: Hey... hold on... knock it off!
EIGA ANSHI: (on top of REANNA) Come on... you're not much fun...
REANNA: STOPPIT!!!!
(AKIO and ANSHI walk out into the hallway)
AKIO: Ri-chan! If you were planning to do this, you could have told me so I could watch!
REANNA: Get her off...
EIGA ANSHI: Come on, I'm doing all the work here...
REANNA: WE'RE IN A HALLWAY!!!!
AKIO: If you wanted to see Utena, she's in there.
EIGA ANSHI: (gets up) Thank you. (looks at REANNA) Honestly, I've never been with someone so selfish! All you did was lay there! (she goes in)
REANNA: (sits up) How far are we through the movie?
AKIO: Not too far.
REANNA: (exhaustedly) I wanna go home...
AKIO: Listen, now that this scene's more or less under control, we should get going to make sure the next one goes according to the script. (holds out his hand)
REANNA: (gets up) You're right...
EIGA UTENA: (inside the room) You're weird!


TOUGA: She's... she's... uhh...
EIGA SHIORI: Weird! Don't you think she's WEIRD?!
TOUGA: Uhh... yes.
(EIGA SHIORI sits at a desk in a room where everything has a sheet over it. We can't yet see TOUGA.)
SAIONJI: (under the bed) **snicker** What a dork!
REANNA: (beside him) Shut up!
SAIONJI: What did you say to me?!
TOUGA: (sitting on a chair under a sheet, reading a script) Yes, the girl wears the prince's clothes now. But she's probably still dreaming of the castle with the prince.
EIGA SHIORI: Which reminds me, I used to have a prince myself.
(The sheet over TOUGA is yanked off, revealing him following along to the script. He looks around and quickly tosses the script away)
TOUGA: Uhhh... umm... really?
SHIORI: But the prince was killed. A childhood friend of mine did it.
REANNA: (to SAIONJI) So far so good, I guess...
SAIONJI: Miraculously.
JURI: (suddenly beside them) THERE'S NO SUCH THING-
REANNA: Right, of course, Juri... no such thing as miracles...
(We now see EIGA SHIORI on the bed, cleaning TOUGA'S ear. TOUGA, in his position, is able to read a document sitting on the floor, entitled "SYMBOLISM IN SHOUJO KAKUMEI UTENA," looking really confused)
EIGA SHIORI: The prince liked her, so when she fell off a boat, he drowned saving her. ... So stupid. My prince and I were supposed to have gone steady. But the prince went missing... (she blows in TOUGA'S ear)
TOUGA: (startled) Ah! Wh... huh?
EIGA SHIORI: (doesn't seem to notice) So I will never forgive her.
(We see that a sheet has been taken off a painting hanging on the wall. The painting is of EIGA ANSHI in her Rose Bride dress.)
EIGA SHIORI: I'll make her be the prince for the rest of her life.
TOUGA: Wait a minute... (sits up abruptly) I'M DEAD?!
EIGA SHIORI: Right... and the you that I'm talking to is like a ghost, and this room represents the afterlife.
TOUGA: WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
(a random young boy's shoe flies through the air and hits REANNA on the head)
REANNA: Ouch!!


TO BE CONTINUED...


That hurt...
Will Touga get a hold of himself?
Will Reanna let him get away with his naughty language?
And what could Keroppon possibly have to do with all of this?
All these questions, and some questions you never wanted to
know the answers to will be answered in:
The Ecchi Adventures of Reanna and Akio, Episode Sixteen:
"Rose is Rain!"


"Huh?"