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Chapter 2- The QUEST is underway!
Ave- Welcome to Chapter 2 of Bakura and the Quest for THE PERFECT SAKE!!
Malik- Someone save me.
Ave- (eyes well up with tears) You don't love me anymore
Malik- NO! Don't think like that!
Ave- (sighs) Yea, your just saying thatOh, I'd like to thank Bengemina87 for the GIANT MALIK PLUSHIE!
Malik-
Ave- (holds it up next to Malik's face) Aww, and it looks just like you too! Cutie
Malik- (sweatdrop)
Ave- (hugs the plushie) Oh well, enough of meon to the next chapter!
Malik- (mumbles) And may the saints or someone pray for your sanity
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Bakura sat on his roof, wondering what was going on. It had been a week since the girl with kittieno, wait, puppy ears had descended from the clouds and told him to go find THE PERFECT SAKE. Well what the fuck was the PERFECT SAKE?
"I mean, sure, Yami threw some parties where there was sake, and it all tasted good (from what I remember of the party) but what the hell? PERFECT SAKE? Is that even possible?"
"Damn well it is."
"Oh no," Bakura groaned. Ave, who had appeared behind him, frowned.
"Aren't you happy to see me?"
"No."
Ave facefaulted, then stood up, eye twitching.
"Well, at least your honest" she muttered, sitting next to him, "So Bakura. Have you picked a team yet?"
"No," came the gruff reply.
"Ah. Well then, it's up to me. But I'm warning you, if I pick someone you don't get along with"
"I'll deal."
She shrugged, glancing at him disapprovingly.
"Fine. I'll just be off then. But just remember, you have to do this."
As she turned to leave, Bakura grabbed the hem of her cloak.
"Why do I have to do this, anyway? It's not like I asked to be Chosen or whatever and I'm not really sure how you roped me into this. And another thing- what happens if I can't find "THE PERFECT SAKE?"
"Well," Ave began, "You have to do this becauseI was never able to. And if you do this, you can be sure that the rewards will be great. Oh," she added, "It also looks great on your resume!"
"Er, resume?"
But Ave had already vanished.
"That girl sure is odd"Bakura muttered.
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Ave flew off , leaving Bakura to his thoughts.
"Poor dearI hope that I didn't scare him too much," she worried, "Oh well, I have to go pick out a team for him. So that is what I shall do."
She immediately plummeted when she was Malik throwing ice chunks at a stray cat.
"Hey! Don't hurt cats! That's mean!" She yelled, skidding to a halt next to him.
"When did you become my mother?" he sneered, "And what the hell is with the wings? And the" he reached up and grabbed her doggie ears, fluffing them, "Dog ears?"
"Well" Ave stuttered, greatly enjoying the fact that Malik was scratching her behind the ears, "You are going to help Bakura get the PERFECT SAKE*a little lower pleaseahhhh*"
"PERFECT SAKE? What the hell?"
"Yes, PERFECT SAKE. You will be traveling with him and 3 others to get it."
"Alright. So when do we leave?"
Ave reluctantly pulled away.
"Umm, well, as soon as I get everyone together, you'll be leaving."
Malik yawned, nodded, then started walking down the street.
"Yea, ok. Just find me," He yelled over his shoulder. When he saw her nod, he turned back to the road.
"What a weird chick."
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Ave, in a very good mood since Malik had been scratching her behind the ears, flew off to find Yami.
"I do wonder where he is now" she mumbled, "This is a fine time not to be able to locate him. Oh, hey! There he is!"
She flew down and landed next to the picnic table where he was sitting.
"Hello," Yami said, yawning, "How's it going? You know, it's not everyday that some girl with wings, a tail and dog-ears greets me. So are you the Deity that Bakura spoke of?"
Ave looked at him, impressed.
"Yes, I am. And congratulations! You have been chosen to go on a Quest for the PERFECT SAKE!"
"PERFECT SAKE? Well, I need to know something before I say yes."
"Yea?"
"How long will we be gone, where will we stay, who's driving you know, all the things that a sane person would ask before accepting something like this."
"Erthose details are yet to be worked out?"
"Ah. Well then, I'll be driving. Oh, another thing, who else is coming?"
"Well, Bakura (duh), Malik, you, Kaiba and I think maybe someone else that's going to be a surprise to all of you!"
Yami sweatdropped.
"Surprises are usually bad news. Can I have a hint? Or can you tell me, WHO IS IT?????"
Ave grinned mischievously.
"Sore wa himitsu desu!"
"You stole that catch phrase."
"And your point is?"
Yami sighed.
"Alright, I'll go. But I'm keeping order!"
Ave grinned, patting him on the shoulder.
"Yea, order. Of course. 3 drunken Yami's and 2 drunken humans. Good luck."
And with that she flew off to find Kaiba.
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"I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THIS CORPERATION! THEREFORE, I WILL DO WHATEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE!"
Kaiba fumed as he sat in his office. The stupid idiots that worked for him couldn't get a damn simple order straight! How annoying. He would have to have them fired first thing tomorrow. After the knocking on his window stopped, he would definitely get back to his computer- KNOCKING ON THE WINDOW?!
"What the hell?" Kaiba yelled, looking at the purple haired, dog-eared girl that seemed to be hovering outside his 52-floor window. As he stood gaping, she angrily gestured at the window latch.
"OPEN IT, DAMNIT!" She was yelling, and Kaiba, not really understanding what the hell was going on, opened it. She flew in, crashing into a plant in the corner.
"Owwwwwwww!!!"
"Um, are you ok?" Kaiba asked, vaguely concerned.
"No," came the muffled reply from somewhere in the soil, "It would be greatly appreciated if you would give me a hand"
"Oh, yea, of course!"
Kaiba ran over to the corner where the girl had crashed, giving her a hand. She immediately started to fix the plant, cursing every so often when she noticed another dirt stain on her cloak. After she was finished cleaning it up, she went over and sat in the chair behind Kaiba's desk. He was at a loss to this, and what she said next did nothing to improve his already dangerous mood.
"Kaiba, I would like you to help me with something. See, I'm sending Ryu Bakura on a Quest, and being that I'm a celestial body, he has to do it. So anyway, this quest involves finding the PERFECT SAKE, and he and 4 others have to get it. Well, congrats, you are one of the 4 others."
Kaiba started to laugh.
"You want me to go on some stupid Quest? To find a decent drink? Ha, if I didn't know better, I'd say that the forces above (or below) are getting tired of the world and want to drink their problems away. I can recommend some nice places to catch a drink, but I will not go anywhere. In case you didn't notice, I have a company to run. And I will not be sidetracked by some idiotic Quest'. Sorry, but you'll have to find someone else to do your work for you."
Ave twitched.
"Idiotic Quest. Yea. Did you know that you don't really have a choice in the matter? Sorry dear, you have to go. And we leave at 12 on Tuesday. Later, Kaiba-boy."
And with those words, she flew off, the glass magically vanishing and reappearing for her.
"Tch. Like I'm going."
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Ave- Well, that was uneventful.
Malik- (snoring)
Ave- (sweatdrops) Hey(poke poke) Wake up!
Malik- (yawns) That was not eventful.
Ave- Yea, I know. I said that already.
Malik- Oh, that's nice.
Ave- OH NO!
Malik- (jumps up about 4 feet in the air, hitting himself on the ceiling on the process J ) WHAT? Are you ok? (smacks into the ceiling) @.@ Oww
Ave- I forgot to introduce the 5th pawnI mean, person that's going on this Quest!
Malik- (facefault) Oh dear Ra
Ave- (thinks) Hmmoh well, I suppose that I'll make a contest out of this. See if you can guess who the 5th traveler is! If you do, you win a prize that I haven't thought up yet!
Malik- Then you better start thinking!
Ave- Oh, if 2 or more people guess the same person, then they both win something cool!
Malik- (rolls his eyes) You're pathetic.
Ave- (glomps him) I know!
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