Chapter 3- Oh no, what have I gotten myself into
No, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. If I did, then this would be on TV. Mwa-ha-ha. And I also do not own any of the movies mentioned. And, do me a favor. If you rent the movies mentioned to see what I'm talking aboutkeep in mind that they are rated R. And I do not want anyone that can't handle thethemes *snickers* in the movies to watch them. THIS WAS MY WARNING. So I don't want any problems from anyone, thank you!
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And now, a few words from the peanut gallery
Malik- (-.-) Peanut gallery? I am NOT amused.
Ryu- (is snickering in the corner)
Ave- (looks down) Sorry, I felt that had to be put there so people wouldn't take us seriously.
Yami- I don't think they would take us seriously even if we tried to be serious. Well, they might take me and Kaiba seriouslymaybe Malik and Bakura too, if they threatened to killbut the rest of you(shakes head sadly)
Ave- (grins, a vein popping in forehead) ANYWAY You guessed what character I would let also come with us on the Quest
Yami Malik (I think I'm just going to call him Y.Malik because it is so much easier to type) And guess what? YOU WERE ALL WRONG! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ave- (covers ears) Agrh! The pain! Someone make him stop laughing like a maniac!
Kaiba- (evil grin) Suuure Ave, allow me(stuffs some marshmallow fluff in Y.Maliks mouth, then ties him up with duct tape and leaves him in the closet)
Ave- 0.o
Kaiba- ^.^
Malik, Bakura, Ryu, Yugi, Yami, Joey and Tea-
Ave- Um, as I was trying to saySorry, no one guessed correctly!
Tea- (hands out tissues)
Yami- It's okAve, being cruel and heartless (dodges a mallet blow that Ave swings at him) decided that the last guest (Ave yells in the background:: PAWNS! THEY ARE PAWNS! *Kaiba uses the Fluff on Ave*) will be (Kaiba gets Yami too, before he gives it away)
Kaiba- ^.^
Malik- Dear Ra. This is going to be one insane story. (Ave nods in agreement in the closet, where she has been duct-taped next to Y.Malik)
Ave flew over Domino city, scowling down at the early morning shoppers.
"Oh, suure, just because all of you ALIVE people can wake up at these STUPID early hours in the morning to SHOP and have FUN with your lives while SOME of us are DEAD and not ABLE to have that kind of fun"
There was a pop next to her, and suddenly another winged being appeared.
"Dear, you have GOT to stop bitching about your job," He remarked calmly, floating faster to keep up with her sudden increase in speed at his arrival.
"Go AWAY Xanos, I DO NOT feel like dealing with your shit today."
"Oh, that hurt. Come now, you know that you love me" At her glare, he sighed. "Come on, you need to chill out. How hard could this current assignment be?"
"Very," she replied shortly. "Now if you please, go do whatever jerks like you do in their time off and stop bothering me."
He smiled evilly. She was always so irritable! And easy to annoy.
"Well, jerks like me like to annoy you. And jerks like me have a new assignment that we have to follow."
At these words, she skidded to a halt and stared at him in horror.
"Youno. No way. Not happening."
He smiled at her frustration and obvious distress.
"Sorry babe. I get to work with you on this one."
Her howl of angst was heard all the way in Alaska.
Bakura woke up to a pounding headache. Wondering why he felt like crap, he searched his memories of the past week and remembered that today was the day that he was going to leave on that Quest thing. Wonderful, just wonderful. Not that he had anything else planned for the summer vacation, but he wasn't too thrilled about leaving on such short notice.
"Yea, yeaI always get stuck doing something that I don't want to do," he muttered, putting on a black tank top and a brown vest.
"Well, I guess that it could be worse. I could have to do this on my own, with no one to help me, or get drunk with"
The door to his room was suddenly thrown open, and a very annoyed Yami was standing there.
"FINALLY! You're up! It took long enough I got here at 11! Here's your duffel bag. Ave popped over about an hour ago, said that you should be ready to go at 3 o'clock. Kaiba's coming, I was just informed, and so is Malik. But, she said that there would be 5 peoplewhere's the 5th, I wonder?"
Bakura sighed.
"I'm sure that she has that covered. She seems to be very in control of out lives"
"Cheer up Bakura. It could be worse. Much worse. She might have made you look for make-up."
"And that would be worse how-?"
Yami smiled grimly.
"Tea made me watch a movie oncesaid that I should watch good cult films. The movie was called The Rocky Horror Picture Showif Ave made you get an outfit like theirs and told you to walk around in itJust trust me. It would be worse."
Bakura looked at Yami strangely.
"I saw that movie. And if you ever put the mental image of myself dressed like that in my head again, I'll kill you."
Yami put his hands up defensively.
"Sorry. Just reverse that image to one ofI don't know, think of someone that you saw at a porn site wearing that. Not yourself." He made a face. "Oh Ra. I imagined myself in that outfit"
Their imaginations were interrupted by a sudden knock at the door. Both lunged at the hallway and toppled down the stairs. Finally Bakura picked himself off the floor and opened the door to see
"Hello Bakura."
"Isis?"
She smiled at him.
"Nice to see you too, dear. So I'm told that you are all going on some type of heavenly Quest. And I was also informed by this flying girl that had puppy ears that I was going to accompany you. So, who's going?"
Yami looked at her in disbelief.
"YOU are the 5th person? But, I thought that only guys were going!"
She narrowed her eyes at him.
"Someone needs to keep you in line. And besides, I'm assuming that none of you know how to wash clothes without a washing machine, or cook, or clean"
Bakura blinked.
"So, I will be coming along to help you Bakura and to make sure you all don't die of your own stink. You never told me who else was coming, either" She looked at Yami.
"Well, uhh, Malik and Kaiba are comin, with me and Bakura."
She nodded.
"Just as I said, none of you would do anything yourselves. Malik can cook pretty well, but that's about all he's good for. Kaiba most likely never touched a stove in his life, and that goes for both of you too" she eyed the TV dinners in Bakura's garbage.
"Well, where is your stuff?" Bakura asked.
Isis indicated the 2 bags at her feet.
"Ah. Well then," He said, looking at the clock, "It's about 3. Is Ave picking all of us up, or something?"
"I don't know," Isis worried, "She didn't say"
"Shut up you CREEP!"
"Only after you, big mouth."
"I'll KILL YOU! Then I'll rip out your bleeding heart and give it to Malik for his Yami's collection!"
"Will you both shut up?"
Isis, Bakura and Yami looked to the road in shock as a beautiful new shiny Jaguar pulled into the driveway. In the front seat was Ave and another guy that they didn't recognize, and in the back was Kaiba with his shades on and Malik who was playing with a new dagger.
"Wow"
"Brand new"
"10 disc CD player"
'DVD player, wide screen TV"
"Oh, would the 3 of you put your stuff in the trunk so we can go?" Ave yelled, hitting the guy next to her as he made a comment on her driving skills.
"Excuse me for asking, but how are we all going to fit in this thing?" Yami asked, throwing his stuff in the trunk.
"Magic. DUH," came the reply from the sharp-haired guy in the front seat. "Oh, by the way, I'm Xanos, Ave's partner on this fun little adventure. Nice to meet you all."
"Ignore him," Ave said tiredly, "He's a self-centered bastard that will do anything to annoy me. And he loves the fact that he can annoy anyone anytime. Ignore him, and you'll be fine."
He poked her.
"You said 'Ignore him' twice. Just thought I'd point that out"
Ave smacked him again.
He smiled.
And thus, the trip began, with Ave, Isis and Xanos in the front seat, and Yami, Malik, Bakura and Kaiba in the back seat.
So? Did you all like it? I'm sorry that the 5th character (PAWN!) is not who you all expected. And don't think that the other characters won't be appearing in other parts of this story. They willthey will don't worry about that! Please review! No flames, for the love of Ra.