Author's Note: Hello! Thanks for your guy's past reviews; it's always so
wonderful to see what you guys have to say about the story, and being
helpful with giving suggestions. It's awesome =) And sorry for the huge
delay, I'm now on spring break and things are dandy, and I've had time to
work on things. Well, in this chapter I'm going to introduce my favorite
character, Link, *aaaah!* So, here it goes, I hope you like it!
Disclaimer (oh how I despise these things): I do not own Zelda, their characters or anything; they belong to Nintendo, Miyamoto, yada, yada, yada..
Chapter 2:
Up on the rooftops of Kakariko village ran around four boys, who in reality were men, their minds and behavior still stuck adolescence. The village of Kakariko, at the moment, was very hectic, people busying around more than
usual, and many tourists pricking and being nosey. The men's laughter blended in with the loud sounds of the traffic from the village, jumping from roof to roof, throwing around a chicken, enjoying their childish game.
A young man, dressed in a green tunic, with intense blonde hair to top off with a green hat smiled happily, landing on the roof with ease, the other
three way behind him.
"Oh come on guys, you can't be seriously tired already, we've only just begun!!" He yelled to them, a snotty laughter following. A man, with dark
brown hair and a turquoise tunic, with a massive blade attached to his
belt, kneeled down panting, hands on knees, looked up to the other.
"Well excuse me for not being in the shape you are in, I haven't exactly
been prouncing around, saving the world all of my life either!" he responded snootly, wiping the sweat off his forhead. Another man beside him laughed, his white shimmering teeth matched with black curly hair, his blue tunic shimmering in the sun. "Yeah! And don't forget, saving beautiful women too," he added obviously becoming very excited about his topic. "At least he's met beautiful women, unlike you Chase, who's only gotten as far as running into a Gerudo, while groping her 'on accident', in the market place," criticized the third man, his wistful red hair matching perfectly
with his intensive red tunic.
"Oh hush up Jake; at least I still have my bachelor life. You, who are married with a child, will never be able to grope a beautiful Gerudo again, or even look at another woman!" Chase snapped back playfully. "Hey guys, can we take a break, I'm about parched from all this," said the man with
turquoise tunic, breathing heavily.
"Oh come on, get up Aaron. You've had a long enough break. I guess you guys just aren't cut out enough for all this running, what is Hyrule to do
with guys like you defending her," the young man with the green tunic
yelled, laughing hysterically in the process. The other three shot him
fiery looks, each one not very happy about what he'd just said.
"WAAAAATCH OOOOOOOOOOOUT!"
Just as he was celebrating his great comment on the guys with a laugh, a
very large deku nut was shot his way, hitting him dead on in the head, making him fall backwards off the roof and straight through a cart, landing oh so "gracefully" in a pile of fruit. The three stunned men, looked wide
eyed to where he landed, then to each other, and began roaring with
laughter, while the village seemed dead silent.
The guy shook his head, and glared evilly to the other three, who were
rolling around on the roof, holding their stomachs from the laughter. "Hey, c'mon you guys, get down here and help me, there's a banana jamming
me in the rib and some where else I'm not too keen to have places stuck
in.." He yelled out desperately. The guys hopped down off of the rook, still laughing at the hilarious incident, and quickly got him out of the cart. "I think that may be the funniest thing I ever saw," Jake giggled out, brushing off the smashed fruit on the guy's back., "Seriously, it's better than the time than the time when you fell off that tree and landed
right in a hole, and couldn't figure out how to get out!" All of them
laughed this time.
"Yeah, yeah, you'll be sorry Jake, once I take this banana out from my
..*ahem*.. I'll shove it in YOUR."
"..Um, excuse me, but, I have an important message for Link, I was told he was last seen in the Kakariko Village with all of you. Do you happen to know where he might be?" interrupted a Hyrulian Soldier with a bewildered look on his face, obviously coming in the conversation at the wrong time. Before he could finish his sentence, the guy with a previous banana stuck up his ..*ahem* turned around, very red in the face and nodded politely
towards the Messenger.
"Yeah..I'm Link. Who is this message from?" Link responded, embarrassment creeping into his voice. "Oh, yes, it's delivered from Princess Zelda, currently at the palace," he answered. Link blinked in confusion, and took the letter from the guard, then politely nodded his head with a smile and walked over to a lone tree, his friends trailing after him. He leaned up
against the tree and sighed. "Wonder what it could be this time." he
murmured to himself.
"Perhaps she needs a favor, you are her little "hero"," Aaron suggested. "What was the last thing she wanted you to do?" asked Chase, sitting down
in front of Link. Link frowned and scratched his head, "Hmmm, I can't
quite remember. I think it was something to do with driving one of her suitors off." Chase laughed and shook his head. "Oh yes, the extravagant Petree. Oh Goddesses was he the most annoying little Ruvadian you'd ever met. Speaking of Ruvade, I need to take a visit there, Jenelee says there is this great tavern there that serves a killer ale that she's just dyin`
to have," Jake said, letting his mind wander off.
Chase rolled his eyes and grabbed the note out of Link's hand and sat down, and thought out loud, "If I had only gotten a letter from one of the most beautiful princesses in the land. I wonder what it says." Link snatched back the letter and shook his head. "Well too bad but, Zelda would never go for a guy like you and you know it. Christ, remember when you tried to take her out to dinner *cough* a.k.a your bedroom *cough*, and she had to have guards escort you out of the castle?" Link exclaimed, laughing while he opened the letter. "Yes I do remember, and now I'm, traumatized. She actually turned me down..oooooh what a fool, she'll want me someday, like
every other girl," Chase gloated as he was esting his head on the other
side of the tree with a very pleasant smile on his face from his fairy tale. Link shook his head and went back to his note. "OK, what do you need
from me now Zelda," he added, while beginning to read his letter.
In just a matter of moments, his expression changed from excitement, to a
dreadful look. His friends all frowned it confusion, looking from one another, wondering what he just had read. As he finished, he tucked away the letter in his knap sack, and stood up, reaching for his Ocarina. All of the other guys stood up, knowing not to ask any questions from the way Link was acting. The soft, and cheery notes from the Ocarina slowly and sweetly filled their ears, as hoof steps from Epona quickly drew towards them. Link jumped onto Epona and looked back at his friends. "I need to head to the castle to talk to Zelda, something has come up, which from the sound of the note, I'm not so sure it's a good thing you guys tag along,"
He announced after a very long silence.
Each guy nodded and looked back up at Link who smiled, feeling bad that he was ditching his friends, and waved a goodbye. Before he got even a few
yards out, Jake yelled out to him. "Hey! Don't leave yet, I found something that will keep you company on the way to the castle!" He said, throwing something to Link, who of which had caught it. He looked down to what had been thrown to him, and laughed seeing that it was a banana. He
shook his head at the guys, who were laughing, and turned Epona and
galloped away.
Disclaimer (oh how I despise these things): I do not own Zelda, their characters or anything; they belong to Nintendo, Miyamoto, yada, yada, yada..
Chapter 2:
Up on the rooftops of Kakariko village ran around four boys, who in reality were men, their minds and behavior still stuck adolescence. The village of Kakariko, at the moment, was very hectic, people busying around more than
usual, and many tourists pricking and being nosey. The men's laughter blended in with the loud sounds of the traffic from the village, jumping from roof to roof, throwing around a chicken, enjoying their childish game.
A young man, dressed in a green tunic, with intense blonde hair to top off with a green hat smiled happily, landing on the roof with ease, the other
three way behind him.
"Oh come on guys, you can't be seriously tired already, we've only just begun!!" He yelled to them, a snotty laughter following. A man, with dark
brown hair and a turquoise tunic, with a massive blade attached to his
belt, kneeled down panting, hands on knees, looked up to the other.
"Well excuse me for not being in the shape you are in, I haven't exactly
been prouncing around, saving the world all of my life either!" he responded snootly, wiping the sweat off his forhead. Another man beside him laughed, his white shimmering teeth matched with black curly hair, his blue tunic shimmering in the sun. "Yeah! And don't forget, saving beautiful women too," he added obviously becoming very excited about his topic. "At least he's met beautiful women, unlike you Chase, who's only gotten as far as running into a Gerudo, while groping her 'on accident', in the market place," criticized the third man, his wistful red hair matching perfectly
with his intensive red tunic.
"Oh hush up Jake; at least I still have my bachelor life. You, who are married with a child, will never be able to grope a beautiful Gerudo again, or even look at another woman!" Chase snapped back playfully. "Hey guys, can we take a break, I'm about parched from all this," said the man with
turquoise tunic, breathing heavily.
"Oh come on, get up Aaron. You've had a long enough break. I guess you guys just aren't cut out enough for all this running, what is Hyrule to do
with guys like you defending her," the young man with the green tunic
yelled, laughing hysterically in the process. The other three shot him
fiery looks, each one not very happy about what he'd just said.
"WAAAAATCH OOOOOOOOOOOUT!"
Just as he was celebrating his great comment on the guys with a laugh, a
very large deku nut was shot his way, hitting him dead on in the head, making him fall backwards off the roof and straight through a cart, landing oh so "gracefully" in a pile of fruit. The three stunned men, looked wide
eyed to where he landed, then to each other, and began roaring with
laughter, while the village seemed dead silent.
The guy shook his head, and glared evilly to the other three, who were
rolling around on the roof, holding their stomachs from the laughter. "Hey, c'mon you guys, get down here and help me, there's a banana jamming
me in the rib and some where else I'm not too keen to have places stuck
in.." He yelled out desperately. The guys hopped down off of the rook, still laughing at the hilarious incident, and quickly got him out of the cart. "I think that may be the funniest thing I ever saw," Jake giggled out, brushing off the smashed fruit on the guy's back., "Seriously, it's better than the time than the time when you fell off that tree and landed
right in a hole, and couldn't figure out how to get out!" All of them
laughed this time.
"Yeah, yeah, you'll be sorry Jake, once I take this banana out from my
..*ahem*.. I'll shove it in YOUR."
"..Um, excuse me, but, I have an important message for Link, I was told he was last seen in the Kakariko Village with all of you. Do you happen to know where he might be?" interrupted a Hyrulian Soldier with a bewildered look on his face, obviously coming in the conversation at the wrong time. Before he could finish his sentence, the guy with a previous banana stuck up his ..*ahem* turned around, very red in the face and nodded politely
towards the Messenger.
"Yeah..I'm Link. Who is this message from?" Link responded, embarrassment creeping into his voice. "Oh, yes, it's delivered from Princess Zelda, currently at the palace," he answered. Link blinked in confusion, and took the letter from the guard, then politely nodded his head with a smile and walked over to a lone tree, his friends trailing after him. He leaned up
against the tree and sighed. "Wonder what it could be this time." he
murmured to himself.
"Perhaps she needs a favor, you are her little "hero"," Aaron suggested. "What was the last thing she wanted you to do?" asked Chase, sitting down
in front of Link. Link frowned and scratched his head, "Hmmm, I can't
quite remember. I think it was something to do with driving one of her suitors off." Chase laughed and shook his head. "Oh yes, the extravagant Petree. Oh Goddesses was he the most annoying little Ruvadian you'd ever met. Speaking of Ruvade, I need to take a visit there, Jenelee says there is this great tavern there that serves a killer ale that she's just dyin`
to have," Jake said, letting his mind wander off.
Chase rolled his eyes and grabbed the note out of Link's hand and sat down, and thought out loud, "If I had only gotten a letter from one of the most beautiful princesses in the land. I wonder what it says." Link snatched back the letter and shook his head. "Well too bad but, Zelda would never go for a guy like you and you know it. Christ, remember when you tried to take her out to dinner *cough* a.k.a your bedroom *cough*, and she had to have guards escort you out of the castle?" Link exclaimed, laughing while he opened the letter. "Yes I do remember, and now I'm, traumatized. She actually turned me down..oooooh what a fool, she'll want me someday, like
every other girl," Chase gloated as he was esting his head on the other
side of the tree with a very pleasant smile on his face from his fairy tale. Link shook his head and went back to his note. "OK, what do you need
from me now Zelda," he added, while beginning to read his letter.
In just a matter of moments, his expression changed from excitement, to a
dreadful look. His friends all frowned it confusion, looking from one another, wondering what he just had read. As he finished, he tucked away the letter in his knap sack, and stood up, reaching for his Ocarina. All of the other guys stood up, knowing not to ask any questions from the way Link was acting. The soft, and cheery notes from the Ocarina slowly and sweetly filled their ears, as hoof steps from Epona quickly drew towards them. Link jumped onto Epona and looked back at his friends. "I need to head to the castle to talk to Zelda, something has come up, which from the sound of the note, I'm not so sure it's a good thing you guys tag along,"
He announced after a very long silence.
Each guy nodded and looked back up at Link who smiled, feeling bad that he was ditching his friends, and waved a goodbye. Before he got even a few
yards out, Jake yelled out to him. "Hey! Don't leave yet, I found something that will keep you company on the way to the castle!" He said, throwing something to Link, who of which had caught it. He looked down to what had been thrown to him, and laughed seeing that it was a banana. He
shook his head at the guys, who were laughing, and turned Epona and
galloped away.