The Adventure of Chocolate Legolas
Chapter 4
After lunch The Group made their way across Middle-Dinner Table. The journey was long and hard and Chocolate Legolas wished he had never decided to make a cloak. why were cloak makers so hard to find? they fought many battles and killed many Jelly Armies just so he could get a new cloak.
Several months later they arrived in on the west coast where the Dudey People lived. the Dudey people where friends of the elf-dudes and the cloak makers and knew a way to find them.
"The only way to find the cloak makers," said a talking Hot Dog, "Is to sail across the Coca cola ocean to the Uneating Lands."
This Hot Dog was Faramir, son of Hot Dog Denethor. Faramir was the ruler of the Dudey people and was generally an all round good guy.
"But we don't have a boat!" said Chocolate Legolas.
"I will lend you my favourite ship. It is "Eclair", Queen of the Sea!" said Faramir.
So The Group and Hot Dog Faramir set off to the cupboard where "Eclair" was stored.
When Chocolate Legolas saw "Eclair" he was surprised to say the least. "Eclair" was literally an Eclair, right down to the chocolate on the top.
The Group stood staring in awe at the randomness of their ship and in shock when they realised Sam was on top stuffing his face full of chocolate and cream, leaving only the cake bit.
Chapter 4
After lunch The Group made their way across Middle-Dinner Table. The journey was long and hard and Chocolate Legolas wished he had never decided to make a cloak. why were cloak makers so hard to find? they fought many battles and killed many Jelly Armies just so he could get a new cloak.
Several months later they arrived in on the west coast where the Dudey People lived. the Dudey people where friends of the elf-dudes and the cloak makers and knew a way to find them.
"The only way to find the cloak makers," said a talking Hot Dog, "Is to sail across the Coca cola ocean to the Uneating Lands."
This Hot Dog was Faramir, son of Hot Dog Denethor. Faramir was the ruler of the Dudey people and was generally an all round good guy.
"But we don't have a boat!" said Chocolate Legolas.
"I will lend you my favourite ship. It is "Eclair", Queen of the Sea!" said Faramir.
So The Group and Hot Dog Faramir set off to the cupboard where "Eclair" was stored.
When Chocolate Legolas saw "Eclair" he was surprised to say the least. "Eclair" was literally an Eclair, right down to the chocolate on the top.
The Group stood staring in awe at the randomness of their ship and in shock when they realised Sam was on top stuffing his face full of chocolate and cream, leaving only the cake bit.