The Adventure of Chocolate Legolas

Chapter 6

Chocolate Legolas looked around at the vast ocean of coca cola that filled his sight. They had been sailing for three days and there was no sight of land. Everyone else was asleep and he felt lonely. Legolas began to hum at tune and then he began to sing as he looked at his reflection in the water.

There once was a lonely little elf

His friends had all gone to sleep

So there he was sitting by himself

Not falling into a very deep sleep

He looked at the stars but they seemed to mock him

He looked to the moon but it went away behind a cloud

He looked to the trees to sing to him and they stuck out a limb

He started to chant, not very loud

It was a song he had learned when he was a wee chocolate button growing up in Mirkwood. He stopped singing for a minute or two when he saw Aragorn coming towards him. Then he began again:

Aragorn awoke to this strange little song

And looked at the elf as if it were mad

He was about to hit the elf with a very large gong

As if he was a very angry dad

Aragorn looked at the chocolate elf like he was mad but let it go and went to watch the Strawberry sun rise into the early morning sky.