The Adventure of Chocolate Legolas
Chapter 8
Chocolate Legolas was sunbathing on the beach, dreaming of walking in a forest with his new cloak which the cloak makers were making, when suddenly Manwë chief of the Wine Gums' voice rang out throughout the Village.
"Chocolate Legolas! Get your chocolate covered ass up to my house! I have a suicidal mission for you."
Shaking like a leaf, Legolas got to his feet and very, very, very, slowly made his way there. on his way even snails overtook him and sped on up the hill leaving Chocolate Legolas in their wake.
When at last he reached the Big House he was greeted by several grim reapers standing guard at the gate. Blinking a couple of times he noticed that they were really guards, just nice normal guards with blood dripping from their mouths.
"Ahhhhh! Screamed Legolas, and he ran through the door.
"Prince Legolas of the Chocolate realm of Mirkwood in Middle-Dinner Plate."
Jeez! What a mouthful! I need to get a shorter name. Thought Legolas as Manwë continued to speak, "You have come to collect your mission." When Manwë said that last word the room went dark and a green light shone from underneath his chair. Legolas turned to leave but the doors slammed in his face and a strange evil laugh rang out as figures started to emberdge from the many millions of doors around the room.
"Behold! My Army!" Manwë choked in his laughter and his true self was revealed. There was a bright pink flash and in his place stood Sauron, Lord of the Apples.
Chocolate Legolas found himself surrounded by Wild Legolas Fans and Jelly Creatures. There was no way out.
Chapter 8
Chocolate Legolas was sunbathing on the beach, dreaming of walking in a forest with his new cloak which the cloak makers were making, when suddenly Manwë chief of the Wine Gums' voice rang out throughout the Village.
"Chocolate Legolas! Get your chocolate covered ass up to my house! I have a suicidal mission for you."
Shaking like a leaf, Legolas got to his feet and very, very, very, slowly made his way there. on his way even snails overtook him and sped on up the hill leaving Chocolate Legolas in their wake.
When at last he reached the Big House he was greeted by several grim reapers standing guard at the gate. Blinking a couple of times he noticed that they were really guards, just nice normal guards with blood dripping from their mouths.
"Ahhhhh! Screamed Legolas, and he ran through the door.
"Prince Legolas of the Chocolate realm of Mirkwood in Middle-Dinner Plate."
Jeez! What a mouthful! I need to get a shorter name. Thought Legolas as Manwë continued to speak, "You have come to collect your mission." When Manwë said that last word the room went dark and a green light shone from underneath his chair. Legolas turned to leave but the doors slammed in his face and a strange evil laugh rang out as figures started to emberdge from the many millions of doors around the room.
"Behold! My Army!" Manwë choked in his laughter and his true self was revealed. There was a bright pink flash and in his place stood Sauron, Lord of the Apples.
Chocolate Legolas found himself surrounded by Wild Legolas Fans and Jelly Creatures. There was no way out.