A Poem/Song By: Link (From Legend of Zelda.)
Edited By: Kokeshi088 (The Almighty Authoress who put this on ff.net.)
Lengthened by: Kokeshi088
Disclaimer: I don't Legend of Zelda! Uh, well, ok, I own the game disk/cartridge, but… you know what I mean, right?
NOTE: This sounds like a messed up Dr. Seuss story to me…
... And then we danced, and danced, and pranced, like a holly bush on wine...
And so we must fly away, like as if I recall you'd say, "If my father was the constable of La-Goon, then all of us would be in what is called Doom," and so the man from Kakariko was left aghast, wondering if that was that, and if he was the Constable of La-Goon, then we'd all undeniably be in Doom!
But so to say, in a natural way, as if that had happened.... impaled on stakes and eating gardening rakes, in a flaming pot titled La-Goon.... then why, of course we'd all be in Doom! But so to speak, like the Zora Chief, in a day when it is half-past noon, he'd say with most honorable bliss, "Why then we'd all be in Doom!"
But then what would, [I wonder why], if Zelda had replied, "I guess if we must imply, that if that's so in La-Goon, then obviously, [as unobvious as can be] why then we would all be in Doom, but before that, tell me why, just like a silver pie, why the wolves howl at the Moon?" and so the Chief Explained, in his fishy way, "Oh, no, but then we'd all be in Doom!" But before we end this day, [I really hope it's true], that before we meet the Constable of La-Goon, that Doom will not come soon!
A Note From the Almighty Authoress, Kokeshi088
Yes, yes, it is confusing, but if you read it over and over again… and think of the tune for the "Walrus and the Carpenter", then it isn't half as confusing as it would be if you read it like a story or something. I like this song… er, poem… uh… I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IT IS!!! Ah, who cares, well, if you know, tell me in your reviews, lol, like you'd want to, yes, be mean, and keep an idiot in suspense… Er, yes, I'm the idiot.
Well, I like this one, and I made it up off the top of my head when I was chatting with a friend on AOL Instant Messenger. It took only about 2 seconds to come up with the idea, and then 5 minutes to type it all down. Then I used the copy and paste feature to get it on my Microsoft Word. Ah, yes, copy & paste, what a wonderful invention, eh? Oh, well, never mind, I guess I'll just let you guys go.
Also, this poem… er… thingy is practically nowhere to being Zelda-related! It's just a strange idea, and Link just happened to be singing it… I'll quit babbling now, I can see that you guys are now thoroughly annoyed with me… uh… bye? (Runs off.)