The Adventure of Chocolate Legolas
Chapter 9
Chocolate Legolas looked at the army advancing around him. Suddenly his training to be a little Chocolate Button Warrior in Mirkwood came back to him. He started fighting the army Matrix style while simultaneously shooting whoever came near him with his little chocolate bow Equilibrium style (but with a bow and arrow instead of a machine gun of course!). Very soon most of the army was destroyed and the rest had gone off to make fairy cakes in the kitchen. Legolas was left facing Manwë err I mean Sauron.
"So Chocolate Legolas. We meet again." Came his menacing voice.
"Yeah hi!" said Legolas
Suddenly Legolas found himself backed against a wall. Sauron threw a few daggers at him but they missed by about five feet and succeeded in breaking the window. Sauron pointed at him and Legolas found his arms tied behind his back with about one hundred tiny spiders coming towards him. Chocolate Legolas shuddered, he didn't like spiders. He knew this must be some tactic of Sauron to get him to talk.
"You expect me to talk?" he said
"No Mr Greenleaf! I expect you to die!" Legolas suddenly realised how this conversation was beginning to sound much like a certain film he remembered watching a long time ago at his home in Mirkwood, before all of this had happened.
Just when Chocolate Legolas was beginning to think it was all over for him, Aragorn, Gimli, Gandalf and the hobbits swung through the window on jungle vines. They all brandished swords and soon Sauron was tied up in the middle of the floor looking at them. Gandalf raised his staff and turned the Dark Lord into a rabbit which hopped happily way.
Chapter 9
Chocolate Legolas looked at the army advancing around him. Suddenly his training to be a little Chocolate Button Warrior in Mirkwood came back to him. He started fighting the army Matrix style while simultaneously shooting whoever came near him with his little chocolate bow Equilibrium style (but with a bow and arrow instead of a machine gun of course!). Very soon most of the army was destroyed and the rest had gone off to make fairy cakes in the kitchen. Legolas was left facing Manwë err I mean Sauron.
"So Chocolate Legolas. We meet again." Came his menacing voice.
"Yeah hi!" said Legolas
Suddenly Legolas found himself backed against a wall. Sauron threw a few daggers at him but they missed by about five feet and succeeded in breaking the window. Sauron pointed at him and Legolas found his arms tied behind his back with about one hundred tiny spiders coming towards him. Chocolate Legolas shuddered, he didn't like spiders. He knew this must be some tactic of Sauron to get him to talk.
"You expect me to talk?" he said
"No Mr Greenleaf! I expect you to die!" Legolas suddenly realised how this conversation was beginning to sound much like a certain film he remembered watching a long time ago at his home in Mirkwood, before all of this had happened.
Just when Chocolate Legolas was beginning to think it was all over for him, Aragorn, Gimli, Gandalf and the hobbits swung through the window on jungle vines. They all brandished swords and soon Sauron was tied up in the middle of the floor looking at them. Gandalf raised his staff and turned the Dark Lord into a rabbit which hopped happily way.