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Hogwarts Dating Game!!!
Hermione Granger walked onto the middle of the stage set up in the Great Hall. She threw a huge smile to the audience and began the show. "Hello I am Hermione Granger and I am bringing you, straight from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, THE HOGWARTS DATING GAME!!!!! Here are our three wonderful, handsome, SINGLE Bachelors! Here they come: first we have Draco "Bad Boi" Malfoy!" Malfoy gives a seductive look to the audience." Sup?" "We're all fine Bachelor #1, thank you. Have a seat. Now stealing the stage we have have a former student, none other than Oliver " WOWZA" Wood!" "Sorry, I just came from a Quidditch match against Spain. They play with nasty little bludgers" Hermione looked a little confused."That game was last week, Bachelor #2." "Oh, yea. I woke up yesterday. Nasty, nasty bludgers." "Ouch. Take a seat. And now we have our final bachelor, from America, Eric "Seller" Smith!" A very, very boring looking kid walked onto the stage." Hi." Hermione looked at him like he had just grown 2 legs out of the top of his head. "HI, Eric. Have a seat. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, our lovely bachelorette..." ----------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------
Oooooooh aren't I goood at cliff hangers? Anyways, I need someone to be my beta reader. anyone?? Hey look there's a cute purplish button at the bottom of the page!! PUSH IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hogwarts Dating Game!!!
Hermione Granger walked onto the middle of the stage set up in the Great Hall. She threw a huge smile to the audience and began the show. "Hello I am Hermione Granger and I am bringing you, straight from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, THE HOGWARTS DATING GAME!!!!! Here are our three wonderful, handsome, SINGLE Bachelors! Here they come: first we have Draco "Bad Boi" Malfoy!" Malfoy gives a seductive look to the audience." Sup?" "We're all fine Bachelor #1, thank you. Have a seat. Now stealing the stage we have have a former student, none other than Oliver " WOWZA" Wood!" "Sorry, I just came from a Quidditch match against Spain. They play with nasty little bludgers" Hermione looked a little confused."That game was last week, Bachelor #2." "Oh, yea. I woke up yesterday. Nasty, nasty bludgers." "Ouch. Take a seat. And now we have our final bachelor, from America, Eric "Seller" Smith!" A very, very boring looking kid walked onto the stage." Hi." Hermione looked at him like he had just grown 2 legs out of the top of his head. "HI, Eric. Have a seat. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, our lovely bachelorette..." ----------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------
Oooooooh aren't I goood at cliff hangers? Anyways, I need someone to be my beta reader. anyone?? Hey look there's a cute purplish button at the bottom of the page!! PUSH IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
