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Hogwarts Dating Game!!!

Hermione Granger walked onto the middle of the stage set up in the Great Hall. She threw a huge smile to the audience and began the show. "Hello I am Hermione Granger and I am bringing you, straight from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, THE HOGWARTS DATING GAME!!!!! Here are our three wonderful, handsome, SINGLE Bachelors! Here they come: first we have Draco "Bad Boi" Malfoy!" Malfoy gives a seductive look to the audience." Sup?" "We're all fine Bachelor #1, thank you. Have a seat. Now stealing the stage we have have a former student, none other than Oliver " WOWZA" Wood!" "Sorry, I just came from a Quidditch match against Spain. They play with nasty little bludgers" Hermione looked a little confused."That game was last week, Bachelor #2." "Oh, yea. I woke up yesterday. Nasty, nasty bludgers." "Ouch. Take a seat. And now we have our final bachelor, from America, Eric "Seller" Smith!" A very, very boring looking kid walked onto the stage." Hi." Hermione looked at him like he had just grown 2 legs out of the top of his head. "HI, Eric. Have a seat. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, our lovely bachelorette..." ----------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------

Oooooooh aren't I goood at cliff hangers? Anyways, I need someone to be my beta reader. anyone?? Hey look there's a cute purplish button at the bottom of the page!! PUSH IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!