(Not much people have talent. Hehe. Don't look at me)

Disclaimer: I do not own Spirited Away or any thing in this stupid fic. So...kill me!!!

The Return of No Face

No Face is gone. "Granny" is furious and wondering why he left.

"What did I say? What did I do?" she said to herself.

Then you heard loud stomping in the background. Granny ran outside and saw millions of No Face clones marching toward her with M-16's (Hehe). Then you saw No Face, leading his clone army like a big ol' Spirit general.

"Uh-HUH!!!" --- "Granny!!!! Why did you say that!!!"

"What did I say?!?!" she replied.

"UH-huh!!!" --- "You know what I talk about. I will never be want to work with Bounty!!!"

"So, let me see through this. You made a million clones of yourself, marched toward my house and threaten to kill me, just because I said you want to work with...Bounty?"

"Uh-huh." --- "Yes."

Granny busts out laughing. "For that I'll turn all your puny little clones with stupid Human guns into...Apple Cobblers!!!"

"UH-HUH?!?!?" --- "You said THE WORD no one is suppose to hear."

Granny with a flick of her finger turns them all into THE WORD. (lol)

"Uh-huh." --- "Oooo! I'm hungry!"

(Hour Later)

"Uh-BURP-huh" --- "Yummm. (Burp) Gooood."

"Now, No Face? Will you come back and quilt with me?"

No Face smiles. "Uh-huh" --- "Of course."

They both walk into Granny's house smiling. Then the door shuts. Then you hear screaming. Loud Granny screams. You hear something getting eaten. Then No Face opens the door.

"Uh-huh!!" --- "Leave here! You weren't supposed to be watching!!!!"

THE END

(Author notes: The last crappy No Face story. I'm so sad. (sniff sniff). Review! For the sake of dead Granny, review!!!)