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--Dumbledor's Office-
Dumbledor: I have some important news for you harry. It is about when voldermort attacked your parents.
Harry: Why couldn't you have told me before?
Dumbledor: I only have to tell you something when it is vital to the plot. The plot in this fic is mostly about me telling you about it, therefor I think I need to tell you.
Harry: Oh, now it makes SOOOO much sense
Dumbledor: The night your parents died, they were having a Halloween party. I was there, dressed as ... Zeus.
Harry: Why Zeus???
Dumbledor: I will have to tell you a secret, harry... I am the Plot Master. I was only created to give you information and do things when it is vital to the plot. My costume gave you that scar, harry.
Harry: Now all the mysteries of the world are solved!!!
Dumbledor: ???
Harry: You've said so much, I felt left out.
Dumbledor: Anyway, everyone was drunk except me, because I am very old and boring and I don't stand for that nonsense. But then a man came through the door, he took off his hood and ..
--Dumbledor's dream-
Voldermort: I am You-Know-Who!
Everyone: It's You-Know-Who!!!
Voldermort: Can I speak? Because I'm sure I just said that, slow people!!
Everyone: We were just trying to emphasise the point, and make it scary, in a true film-like kind of way. Don't blame us!
Voldermort: Any way, I have come to kill Lily and James Potter!!!! MA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA
Someone: Shut up
Voldermort: I also have to kill Someone!!
Another Someone; Not if I stop you!!!
Voldermort: I will kill you first Another Someone!!! AVDERASWERDIEDIEDIE!!!
--Another Someone falls down dead-
A know it all, can't stop opening my mouth kind of Voice: What kind of a curse is that?
Voldermort: I made it up, and I am very proud of it. Don't offend me or I will... rape you!!
--The know it, all can't stop opening my mouth kind of voice shuts up for good-
Everyone: Yay!!
Voldermort: ...
Everyone: Boo. Wah. Bad.
Voldermort: .!!
Everyone: Erm, Er Down with the evil guy!!
--Voldermort smiles-
Everyone: Few!
--After a while of killing everyone because everyone is wearing fancy-dress Voldermort is left with lily, James, Voldermort and harry (who is only a few months old)-
--Voldermort turns to lily-
Voldermort: Now your time to die!
James: I'll save you. I know I'll use my love. In these stories, love always defeats evil. (even though it should be hate).Go LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
--James glows pink-
Loveman: Wait! The power inside me made me weak, because being good and loving means I should hurt anyone (I could just dive in front of the magic, but I would die! No..) I'll run away.
Loveman: Darling, I would, but I'm a pussy hole.. RRRUUUUNNNAAWWWAAYY!!!!
--Voldermort kills James then lily then turns to harry---
--Dumbledor dives in front of the curse, but because he is old and boring he doesn't manage to dive right in front of the blast, but his lightning shaped staff gets in the way. The staff gets frazzled and only the tiny metal frame is left. It falls from the air and hits Harry's forehead. The tiny frame makes a large scar on his forehead-
--Voldermort dissapears--
--Dumbledoors Office-
Dumbledor: Now you can call me your hero!!
Harry: Yeah, but why will it change my life
Dumbledor: Because you can use the pussy hole in side you!
Harry: Oh goody, I'll use it now,
--Harry glows pink-
Harry: Lets do it in your room, without snape!!!
Dumbledor: Woo HOO!!!!!
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--Dumbledor's Office-
Dumbledor: I have some important news for you harry. It is about when voldermort attacked your parents.
Harry: Why couldn't you have told me before?
Dumbledor: I only have to tell you something when it is vital to the plot. The plot in this fic is mostly about me telling you about it, therefor I think I need to tell you.
Harry: Oh, now it makes SOOOO much sense
Dumbledor: The night your parents died, they were having a Halloween party. I was there, dressed as ... Zeus.
Harry: Why Zeus???
Dumbledor: I will have to tell you a secret, harry... I am the Plot Master. I was only created to give you information and do things when it is vital to the plot. My costume gave you that scar, harry.
Harry: Now all the mysteries of the world are solved!!!
Dumbledor: ???
Harry: You've said so much, I felt left out.
Dumbledor: Anyway, everyone was drunk except me, because I am very old and boring and I don't stand for that nonsense. But then a man came through the door, he took off his hood and ..
--Dumbledor's dream-
Voldermort: I am You-Know-Who!
Everyone: It's You-Know-Who!!!
Voldermort: Can I speak? Because I'm sure I just said that, slow people!!
Everyone: We were just trying to emphasise the point, and make it scary, in a true film-like kind of way. Don't blame us!
Voldermort: Any way, I have come to kill Lily and James Potter!!!! MA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA
Someone: Shut up
Voldermort: I also have to kill Someone!!
Another Someone; Not if I stop you!!!
Voldermort: I will kill you first Another Someone!!! AVDERASWERDIEDIEDIE!!!
--Another Someone falls down dead-
A know it all, can't stop opening my mouth kind of Voice: What kind of a curse is that?
Voldermort: I made it up, and I am very proud of it. Don't offend me or I will... rape you!!
--The know it, all can't stop opening my mouth kind of voice shuts up for good-
Everyone: Yay!!
Voldermort: ...
Everyone: Boo. Wah. Bad.
Voldermort: .!!
Everyone: Erm, Er Down with the evil guy!!
--Voldermort smiles-
Everyone: Few!
--After a while of killing everyone because everyone is wearing fancy-dress Voldermort is left with lily, James, Voldermort and harry (who is only a few months old)-
--Voldermort turns to lily-
Voldermort: Now your time to die!
James: I'll save you. I know I'll use my love. In these stories, love always defeats evil. (even though it should be hate).Go LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
--James glows pink-
Loveman: Wait! The power inside me made me weak, because being good and loving means I should hurt anyone (I could just dive in front of the magic, but I would die! No..) I'll run away.
Loveman: Darling, I would, but I'm a pussy hole.. RRRUUUUNNNAAWWWAAYY!!!!
--Voldermort kills James then lily then turns to harry---
--Dumbledor dives in front of the curse, but because he is old and boring he doesn't manage to dive right in front of the blast, but his lightning shaped staff gets in the way. The staff gets frazzled and only the tiny metal frame is left. It falls from the air and hits Harry's forehead. The tiny frame makes a large scar on his forehead-
--Voldermort dissapears--
--Dumbledoors Office-
Dumbledor: Now you can call me your hero!!
Harry: Yeah, but why will it change my life
Dumbledor: Because you can use the pussy hole in side you!
Harry: Oh goody, I'll use it now,
--Harry glows pink-
Harry: Lets do it in your room, without snape!!!
Dumbledor: Woo HOO!!!!!
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