SNAPERIFFIC!
Author's Note: Ha, ha, ha, I finally remembered to update because Morumotto told me to!
I realize that I left off at a bit of a cliff-hanger (*snort* yeah, right!) BUT NEVER FEAR, THE END IS NEAR. The end of the Eleventh chapter, that is!
Oh, by the way~ REVIEW LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
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Chapter Eleven: The Figurative Death of Ronaldoicci
That night at dinner, everyone had a feeling that something big was going to happen (especially when the lights dimmed and Draco announced that something big was going to happen). The room became darker and darker until it was pitch black. Terry Boot stood up screaming that they would all be killed, and there was a great flash of light, that blinded everyone.
The stage filled with dry ice and Draco floated down from the ceiling wearing a tight, sparkly, shirt with a checker pattern. His pants were similar, with bellbottoms and rhinestone lining. There were rhinestones on the cuffs of his sleeves too. Random fangirls throughout the audience screamed.
Then, there was another flash of light, and Ron, or Ronaldoicci as he likes to be called, flew onto the stage and the whole audience erupted with cheers. He was wearing a maroon tux that his mom made for the special occasion. He insisted, however, that it was purple.
'Hello Hogwarts! Are you ready to rock?!' Draco screamed into the microphone. Some people said yes, so Ron took the microphone.
'He said. ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?' he screamed even louder and everyone cheered. The music started and Draco started to dance around because he thought it would make him look cool. Ron started the song.
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine!'
Hermione was looking around suspiciously, holding her "Hogwarts: A History" close to her heart.
'They didn't write this song!' she said accusingly, obviously jealous of all the attention Ron(aldoicci) was getting.
Now Draco sang the next part:
Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
They sang this song for a bout five minutes and then to make it even longer, they started to sing it in French, Spanish, Japanese, German, Portuguese, and Italian, and then they sang it in English again at the end.
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taken the CHAAAAANCE!
Suddenly, Ron's voice faltered. He tried to go on, but it wasn't working. He now sounded like he had before, possibly even worse. Draco grinned, realizing that the potion was wearing off. He began to sing louder so as to steal the spotlight. But Ronaldoicci wasn't going to give up without a fight.
'THE SAAAFETY DAANCE!' he yelled, horribly off-key.
Finally, he was booed off the stage and went to go sit beside Hermione and Harry. Draco then began his life-altering announcement.
'Now that I have all my _faithful_ fans back, I would just like to inform you all that I am going solo. I am breaking off from The Brostellas. I am flying free!' he yelled the last part, and everyone screamed and cheered (except for a few people, ie: Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, Harry, Ron, and Hermione).
Before he could do his victory dance, Dumbledore shooed him off the stage.
'Attention Fifth-years! Remember that trip we were going to have? Well since I forgot about it, we will be leaving in an hour. Go pack and meet here! The rest of you, as you were- stationary and pointless.'
'Ooh, yey!' Lita said. 'A trip! A romantic getaway for Draco and myself!' she said.
Hermione walked up to her smugly. 'NOT anymore!' she said loudly.
Lita took a step back nervously. 'W-what do you mean?'
'I mean that I know your secret- AGAIN! Lita Sneeter it is time to reveal to everyone who you really are!' Hermione pulled a pair of ugly glasses out of her book-bag and stuck them on Lita's face. They were the same ugly pink glasses that Rita Skeeter used to wear. Everyone recognised Lita for who she really was! Draco, realizing that he been kissing her earlier, covered his mouth and ran around frantically, finally stopping to throw up on Cho's shoes. She let out a blood-curdling scream.
'I JUST GOT THE HEALTH FOOD OUT OF MY HAIR AND NOW THIS!' she wailed. Ron started to laugh, and didn't even wonder why no one else was laughing. Cho was turning into a monster from the bowels (heh. bowels) of the earth!! Her eyes were the colour of fire, but then they turned an icky green and she turned into the HULKETTE! 'RAAARGH!!' she bellowed, and started to knock things over. She hit the Gryffindor dinner table and a turkey landed on Ron's head and stayed there for the remainder of this scene. Then, she turned into Rodan and flew away to go conspire with Hermione Farmer, no doubt.
Now the turkey was off Ron's head and he had stopped running around in a disorderly manner. Harry sighed. And sighed again. In fact, he kept sighing until he couldn't breathe properly and fainted.
Dumbledore ran into the room. 'ALL ABOARD!' he yelled, because he had always wanted to do that.
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A/N: REVIEW! LEST YOU EAT CLOGS!!
Author's Note: Ha, ha, ha, I finally remembered to update because Morumotto told me to!
I realize that I left off at a bit of a cliff-hanger (*snort* yeah, right!) BUT NEVER FEAR, THE END IS NEAR. The end of the Eleventh chapter, that is!
Oh, by the way~ REVIEW LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
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Chapter Eleven: The Figurative Death of Ronaldoicci
That night at dinner, everyone had a feeling that something big was going to happen (especially when the lights dimmed and Draco announced that something big was going to happen). The room became darker and darker until it was pitch black. Terry Boot stood up screaming that they would all be killed, and there was a great flash of light, that blinded everyone.
The stage filled with dry ice and Draco floated down from the ceiling wearing a tight, sparkly, shirt with a checker pattern. His pants were similar, with bellbottoms and rhinestone lining. There were rhinestones on the cuffs of his sleeves too. Random fangirls throughout the audience screamed.
Then, there was another flash of light, and Ron, or Ronaldoicci as he likes to be called, flew onto the stage and the whole audience erupted with cheers. He was wearing a maroon tux that his mom made for the special occasion. He insisted, however, that it was purple.
'Hello Hogwarts! Are you ready to rock?!' Draco screamed into the microphone. Some people said yes, so Ron took the microphone.
'He said. ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?' he screamed even louder and everyone cheered. The music started and Draco started to dance around because he thought it would make him look cool. Ron started the song.
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine!'
Hermione was looking around suspiciously, holding her "Hogwarts: A History" close to her heart.
'They didn't write this song!' she said accusingly, obviously jealous of all the attention Ron(aldoicci) was getting.
Now Draco sang the next part:
Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
They sang this song for a bout five minutes and then to make it even longer, they started to sing it in French, Spanish, Japanese, German, Portuguese, and Italian, and then they sang it in English again at the end.
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taken the CHAAAAANCE!
Suddenly, Ron's voice faltered. He tried to go on, but it wasn't working. He now sounded like he had before, possibly even worse. Draco grinned, realizing that the potion was wearing off. He began to sing louder so as to steal the spotlight. But Ronaldoicci wasn't going to give up without a fight.
'THE SAAAFETY DAANCE!' he yelled, horribly off-key.
Finally, he was booed off the stage and went to go sit beside Hermione and Harry. Draco then began his life-altering announcement.
'Now that I have all my _faithful_ fans back, I would just like to inform you all that I am going solo. I am breaking off from The Brostellas. I am flying free!' he yelled the last part, and everyone screamed and cheered (except for a few people, ie: Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, Harry, Ron, and Hermione).
Before he could do his victory dance, Dumbledore shooed him off the stage.
'Attention Fifth-years! Remember that trip we were going to have? Well since I forgot about it, we will be leaving in an hour. Go pack and meet here! The rest of you, as you were- stationary and pointless.'
'Ooh, yey!' Lita said. 'A trip! A romantic getaway for Draco and myself!' she said.
Hermione walked up to her smugly. 'NOT anymore!' she said loudly.
Lita took a step back nervously. 'W-what do you mean?'
'I mean that I know your secret- AGAIN! Lita Sneeter it is time to reveal to everyone who you really are!' Hermione pulled a pair of ugly glasses out of her book-bag and stuck them on Lita's face. They were the same ugly pink glasses that Rita Skeeter used to wear. Everyone recognised Lita for who she really was! Draco, realizing that he been kissing her earlier, covered his mouth and ran around frantically, finally stopping to throw up on Cho's shoes. She let out a blood-curdling scream.
'I JUST GOT THE HEALTH FOOD OUT OF MY HAIR AND NOW THIS!' she wailed. Ron started to laugh, and didn't even wonder why no one else was laughing. Cho was turning into a monster from the bowels (heh. bowels) of the earth!! Her eyes were the colour of fire, but then they turned an icky green and she turned into the HULKETTE! 'RAAARGH!!' she bellowed, and started to knock things over. She hit the Gryffindor dinner table and a turkey landed on Ron's head and stayed there for the remainder of this scene. Then, she turned into Rodan and flew away to go conspire with Hermione Farmer, no doubt.
Now the turkey was off Ron's head and he had stopped running around in a disorderly manner. Harry sighed. And sighed again. In fact, he kept sighing until he couldn't breathe properly and fainted.
Dumbledore ran into the room. 'ALL ABOARD!' he yelled, because he had always wanted to do that.
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A/N: REVIEW! LEST YOU EAT CLOGS!!