After the mildly sycophantic maid left Brian turned to Mandy and said, "Are you finished?" Getting no response from his drunken wife he looked over in Curt's general direction and said, "Let's go."
They wandered off into the street, Brian leaning on Curt's arm. Seeing that there were lots of people in the street politely avoiding looking at them, Brian decided that he needed to attract more attention. 'I need those angry stares,' he thought. In order to accomplish this goal he kissed Curt, first on the mouth and then working his way down to his neck. All the while he was looking around to see the angry looks directed at their public display of affection. Of course, Curt was completely oblivious to the logic behind Brian's kissing.
Finally, after only a few minutes, Brian was rewarded when a bald man with a ridiculous comb over walked over to them and said, "Do you mind? I brought my family to the park for an afternoon picnic and I don't want my children traumatized and my wife offended!"
Brian started laughing in that mocking way he laughs and said, "Curt, look at that funny bald man!"
"Yes, very amusing, Brian." Curt replied. They continued walking along until they came upon a small cat.
"Look at the cat," said Brian, pointing to the small, furry mammal to his left.
Curt had no idea why Brian was so excited about a small cat so he said, "Brian, I have no idea why you're so excited about that cat."
Brian ignored his comment and said, "I suspect that I'm supposed to be at a press conference right now. Jerry's going to murder me."
"We should probably go there then."
"Yes." They got in a cab and went to where ever press conferences are held.
When the two of them got to that place Brian walked up to the microphone table, pulling Curt along with him. Jerry glared at Curt and then turned to the frantic reporters and said, "Yes, the man with the funny hat."
The man with the funny hat said, "Why are you late?"
Brian decided not to mention what a strange question that was and said, "Well, Curt and I overslept…" he ended the statement with a suggestive eyebrow raise.
Jerry said, "The woman with the leopard print coat."
"Brian, you're becoming more and more popular by the day. Do you ever worry that your wide influence will have a negative effect on today's young people?"
Brian was thinking to himself what an ugly coat she had and so he didn't hear the question, "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?" he asked.
She repeated the question and he said, "What a predictable question, but I'm feeling generous this morning so I'll answer anyway. No, no I don't."
Jerry pointed to a man with a red fedora.
The man said, "I have a question for Curt. Curt, when you and Brian are in bed, which one of you's the bird?"
"Have that man removed," said Jerry, before the man could go any further.
"I bet its Brian!" yelled the man with the red fedora as he was dragged from the room by two burly security guards.
"I wonder where he got that idea," said Curt, glancing at Brian, who was busily reapplying his mascara.
"We have time for one more question," Jerry announced, "Yes, you with the fuzzy pen."
"Brian, I've heard rumors that say you're planning on taking Curt's last name, buying a German Shepherd, abducting a Chinese person and moving to Virginia to start a tomato farm."
Brian coughed and said, "Who ever thought of those rumors is a huge moron."
"I thought of those rumors! I was trying to get you to admit something," said the man with the fuzzy pen.
"That's so silly and pointless, you're a huge moron."