R&C Haiku
Orxon
Big crabs, evil birds
Toxic waste, polluted air
Not a pretty place.
Lombaxes (Lombaxi?)
Ears like a kitty
Dog claws, tiger stripes, two legs.
Dang geneticists.
Hold On
Just thought I'd take a
Moment to remind you to
Go read something good.
Blaster
Accurate enough.
Lots of ammo, rapid fire.
The real persuader.
Romance
I never quite got
What they see in the tin can.
Fur's better, isn't it?
R.Y.N.O.
Rip ya a new one.
What you do to annoyances.
Ever so much fun.
R.Y.N.O. Again
It's as big as him.
How Ratchet can hold it up
Is way beyond me.
The Trainer
It had to happen.
The trainer has been mentioned.
Let's leave it at that.
Rip Off
Taunter is a rip.
Want it cheaper. Or I could
Rip ya a new one…
Revenge of the Frogs
Attack frogs in Spyro.
Frogs on Hoven, Veldin, BTS.
Company's obsessed.
Ode to Skid's Agent
Maybe it's fireworks.
They must be welcoming us.
Or maybe it's – BOOM!
What If
Invitation list:
Ratchet, Jak, Spyro.
Have mercy on us.