OMG I DIED!!!!!!!!!
Raise your hands those of you who think I took too long! ( Those of you who
raise your hands will have it removed from their bodies) Nobody? I'm soo
glad you love me! *sniff, sniff* Well anyway, Tonight, as promised,
featuring the wicked walrus of hell!!! Enjoy!!!
I would like to dedicate this fic to all the people who reviewed during my writer's block, but specially, these 2:
Pinky-cat: Truth, hurts, but I'm glad you are brave enough to tell it. I'll try to update sooner from now on, k? Love ya! Bonessasan: I´M SOOOOOOO SORRYYYYYYYYYY! I didn't mean you mom when I wrote about Ms. Abunai. You gave the inspiration I needed to write again. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!!!
Disclaimer: What part of " I don't own Inuyasha" is hard to get?
"WHAT THE ¡"#$%&!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Kagome with all her lungs. You might think she had just seen her final semester grades, but no, what she saw was even worse. She threw herself after Miroku in the well, and when she got to the other side, she saw Sango, but she was. kinda not alone. She had her tong down Miroku's throat. Kagome just stood there making a perfect impression of a blowfish. Her mind was circling around like a Ferris wheel. *what can Sango be possibly thinking to do THAT?!?!? Perhaps the pregnancy was getting to her. Hold it. PREGNANCY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh, yeah, Sango was pregnant alright. She had a prominent belly that looked about 6 or 7 months along, and, unless Sango was two-timing someone with Miroku, he was the soon-to-be proud pop. Kagome decided to just let it slip as she jugged her dear friend in a way that could pull the kid out if she wasn't careful.
"So, Sango-chan, birth-control is out of the question then, ne?" Kagome just smirked as Sango made a face that read 'what in the name of the seven hells is birth-control? ´. Out of the blue, or should I say green, came an orange fur ball at top speed that collapsed into Kagome and started to wail.
"KAGOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Her eyes became wet as she hugged the little kitsune, and the thought of soft fur reminded her of something, or, more likely, someone.
"Where is Inuyasha?" Kagome suddenly remembered about the note, and felt scared. True, Inuyasha had been a creep, a bastard, an incredible pain in the rear, a. (Wicked walrus of hell: "Hold it, where trying to look for NICE things about Inuyasha, Remember Kagome? Focus!") But he was still her friend, and besides, he had a great butt (WWOH: "not THAT kind of nice".).
Everyone paled. Sango just caressed her tummy, and Shippo began to sniff. Finally, Sango took the initiative. "Kagome, honey, Inuyasha is no longer in the village. He had an encounter with Kagura after you left, and, since Naraku was dead and she was free, he convinced Inuyasha to follow her. Now, they both attack villages and steal food, and terrorize people. They don't hurt anybody though. Inuyasha forbid it ´cause he knew you wouldn't like it."
Kagome felt her knees go weak; she fell to the floor and cried. Miroku glanced at Sango, and she nodded, so he kneeled next to Kagome and let her weep on his shoulder until she calmed down. Then, she lifted her head with decision in her face.
"C'mon people! We're going to look for Inuyasha!" Nobody moved. Kagome just tugged Sango until she gave up and followed, taking Miroku and Shippo with her.
In the middle of the woods, an extinguished fire could be seen, and Kagura sleeping peacefully beside it. On the upper branch of the tree, however, some great-butt hottie was wide awake and thinking. Last night, he had cause a little riot in town. Nothing big, but Sango´s pregnancy was getting on her, and she had send a letter to Miroku. Weird enough, he wasn't around, even though his wife was due any time now. He heard Kagura´s ´ohayou´ from down below, and groaned. *Man, its gonna be a loooong morning.*
Yellow eyes watched Kagome and her friends going through the woods. * I wonder if I should help. OW! STOP THAT YOU LITTLE RASCAL!
I KNOW I SPOILED THE CLIFFHANGER BUT I JUST HAD TOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! See? I told tyou you would find WWOH around here.
I would like to dedicate this fic to all the people who reviewed during my writer's block, but specially, these 2:
Pinky-cat: Truth, hurts, but I'm glad you are brave enough to tell it. I'll try to update sooner from now on, k? Love ya! Bonessasan: I´M SOOOOOOO SORRYYYYYYYYYY! I didn't mean you mom when I wrote about Ms. Abunai. You gave the inspiration I needed to write again. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!!!
Disclaimer: What part of " I don't own Inuyasha" is hard to get?
"WHAT THE ¡"#$%&!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Kagome with all her lungs. You might think she had just seen her final semester grades, but no, what she saw was even worse. She threw herself after Miroku in the well, and when she got to the other side, she saw Sango, but she was. kinda not alone. She had her tong down Miroku's throat. Kagome just stood there making a perfect impression of a blowfish. Her mind was circling around like a Ferris wheel. *what can Sango be possibly thinking to do THAT?!?!? Perhaps the pregnancy was getting to her. Hold it. PREGNANCY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh, yeah, Sango was pregnant alright. She had a prominent belly that looked about 6 or 7 months along, and, unless Sango was two-timing someone with Miroku, he was the soon-to-be proud pop. Kagome decided to just let it slip as she jugged her dear friend in a way that could pull the kid out if she wasn't careful.
"So, Sango-chan, birth-control is out of the question then, ne?" Kagome just smirked as Sango made a face that read 'what in the name of the seven hells is birth-control? ´. Out of the blue, or should I say green, came an orange fur ball at top speed that collapsed into Kagome and started to wail.
"KAGOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Her eyes became wet as she hugged the little kitsune, and the thought of soft fur reminded her of something, or, more likely, someone.
"Where is Inuyasha?" Kagome suddenly remembered about the note, and felt scared. True, Inuyasha had been a creep, a bastard, an incredible pain in the rear, a. (Wicked walrus of hell: "Hold it, where trying to look for NICE things about Inuyasha, Remember Kagome? Focus!") But he was still her friend, and besides, he had a great butt (WWOH: "not THAT kind of nice".).
Everyone paled. Sango just caressed her tummy, and Shippo began to sniff. Finally, Sango took the initiative. "Kagome, honey, Inuyasha is no longer in the village. He had an encounter with Kagura after you left, and, since Naraku was dead and she was free, he convinced Inuyasha to follow her. Now, they both attack villages and steal food, and terrorize people. They don't hurt anybody though. Inuyasha forbid it ´cause he knew you wouldn't like it."
Kagome felt her knees go weak; she fell to the floor and cried. Miroku glanced at Sango, and she nodded, so he kneeled next to Kagome and let her weep on his shoulder until she calmed down. Then, she lifted her head with decision in her face.
"C'mon people! We're going to look for Inuyasha!" Nobody moved. Kagome just tugged Sango until she gave up and followed, taking Miroku and Shippo with her.
In the middle of the woods, an extinguished fire could be seen, and Kagura sleeping peacefully beside it. On the upper branch of the tree, however, some great-butt hottie was wide awake and thinking. Last night, he had cause a little riot in town. Nothing big, but Sango´s pregnancy was getting on her, and she had send a letter to Miroku. Weird enough, he wasn't around, even though his wife was due any time now. He heard Kagura´s ´ohayou´ from down below, and groaned. *Man, its gonna be a loooong morning.*
Yellow eyes watched Kagome and her friends going through the woods. * I wonder if I should help. OW! STOP THAT YOU LITTLE RASCAL!
I KNOW I SPOILED THE CLIFFHANGER BUT I JUST HAD TOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! See? I told tyou you would find WWOH around here.