Later that day, Duo was moping around (still) and pouting. "You know,
Wufei," he grumbled, "At least ASK next time before doing that." He rubbed
his head. "That hurt!"
"Sucks to be you, Maxwell."
Duo pouted further, but did not do anything else; his head hurt too much.
Which was why, when he was so busy complaining, no one heard the vehicle pull up into the oh-so-large driveway, and no one heard the girl bound up to the house.
They did, however, hear the doorbell being repeatedly pressed.
*Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock*
Upon this, Duo moaned and clutched his head, and Heero growled. "Hn."
Irregardless of his headache, Duo translated for Heero nonetheless, "Heero says it must be the psychotic pacifist princess, since only she would press the doorbell that many times."
Heero nodded. "Hn."
" 'If she dares take my donut, she'll be dead meat'. " Duo nodded in agreement, and Heero clutched his donut protectively to his chest as he opened the door to the annoying pink person that was Relena.
"Hi Heero!" cooed Relena, "How are you?"
"Hn."
"Heero says," Duo called helpfully from the living room, "that you'd best go away cos he's not in the mood for visitors!"
"Shut UP Duo," replied Relena loudly, and then immediately went back to trying to be coy and flirtatious. "C'mon Heero, let's go out!"
"Hn."
"Heero says," called Duo again, "He's not kidding!"
"Duo Maxwell, SHUT UP," Screeched Relena, and then turned once more to Heero. "So, what do you say Heero? Pwease?" She said, trying to bat her eyelashes and looking more like she had a twitch.
"Hn."
"Heero says," Duo continued to translate, "That he is perfectly happy with his donut and so you'd better leave him alone, or omae o korosu!"
"Whatever, SHUT UP!" Relena stuck her tongue out in Duo's general direction, and turned back to Heero one more time.
"So Heero, you decided?" She giggled, and sounded much like three dying cats in a blender with an elephant and a squeaky toy. [1]
"Hn."
Heero pushed her out of the way, and shut the door. Relena looked stunned, and the last thing she heard as she ran away sobbing was Duo calling out, "I told you so!"
[1] That analogy is not mine, I'm just borrowing it cos it's so funny! And appropriate too!
Mystrana and Nanaki once again thank everyone who has reviewed kindly and would like to let them know if they have any ideas, feel free to tell them. If other peoples ideas are used or mentioned, proper credit will be given and thanks for reading! ^^
"Sucks to be you, Maxwell."
Duo pouted further, but did not do anything else; his head hurt too much.
Which was why, when he was so busy complaining, no one heard the vehicle pull up into the oh-so-large driveway, and no one heard the girl bound up to the house.
They did, however, hear the doorbell being repeatedly pressed.
*Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock*
Upon this, Duo moaned and clutched his head, and Heero growled. "Hn."
Irregardless of his headache, Duo translated for Heero nonetheless, "Heero says it must be the psychotic pacifist princess, since only she would press the doorbell that many times."
Heero nodded. "Hn."
" 'If she dares take my donut, she'll be dead meat'. " Duo nodded in agreement, and Heero clutched his donut protectively to his chest as he opened the door to the annoying pink person that was Relena.
"Hi Heero!" cooed Relena, "How are you?"
"Hn."
"Heero says," Duo called helpfully from the living room, "that you'd best go away cos he's not in the mood for visitors!"
"Shut UP Duo," replied Relena loudly, and then immediately went back to trying to be coy and flirtatious. "C'mon Heero, let's go out!"
"Hn."
"Heero says," called Duo again, "He's not kidding!"
"Duo Maxwell, SHUT UP," Screeched Relena, and then turned once more to Heero. "So, what do you say Heero? Pwease?" She said, trying to bat her eyelashes and looking more like she had a twitch.
"Hn."
"Heero says," Duo continued to translate, "That he is perfectly happy with his donut and so you'd better leave him alone, or omae o korosu!"
"Whatever, SHUT UP!" Relena stuck her tongue out in Duo's general direction, and turned back to Heero one more time.
"So Heero, you decided?" She giggled, and sounded much like three dying cats in a blender with an elephant and a squeaky toy. [1]
"Hn."
Heero pushed her out of the way, and shut the door. Relena looked stunned, and the last thing she heard as she ran away sobbing was Duo calling out, "I told you so!"
[1] That analogy is not mine, I'm just borrowing it cos it's so funny! And appropriate too!
Mystrana and Nanaki once again thank everyone who has reviewed kindly and would like to let them know if they have any ideas, feel free to tell them. If other peoples ideas are used or mentioned, proper credit will be given and thanks for reading! ^^