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The chaos continues in- The Chibi Virus!

"Miss Kaowu, me's hungry!" Chibi-Kenshin cried, holding his growling stomach. Sanosuke and Yahiko agreed.

"Well, I did make breakfast," She replied, "But it's probable cold now. You're just going to have to wait till supper."

"Please?' He cried again, his face forming into the infamous puppy-dog pout. Kaoru bit her lip.

"Aw, come on Kaoru! Just this once!" Yahiko whined. Kaoru tore her gaze away from the wanderer-turned-chibi to look at her student.

"I can't, Yahiko! We need to save up our money-"

"Please?"

Kaoru made the mistake of looking back at the chibi boy again. He clasped his hands together and put up his puppy-dog pout to full power. Tears were threatening to spill, highlighting his glassy violet eyes to perfection. He took a small step forward, making a small teardrop run down his right cheek.

"Please Miss Kaowu?" He softly spoke. Kaoru froze.

"Must resist cuteness. Must resist cuteness. Must...resist..."

Her brain put a stop to that line of thought , and Kaoru fell victim to Chibi-Kenshin.

"Aww! Of course I will Kenshin! I'll go start right now!" And so, Kaoru darted to the kitchen to make breakfast for a second time.

'I'll never understand women." Sanosuke muttered after she rushed out.

"Yeah, no kidding." Yahiko agreed.

"I heard that!" A voice shouted from the kitchen. They face faulted. Chibi- Kenshin giggled.

-After Kaoru made breakfast-

"Whoa!"

"I never thought you could use chopsticks like that!"

Currently, the gang was watching Chibi-Kenshin shovel food into his small mouth at an alarming rate. All three stared at him in utter amazement.

"Is that humanly possible?" Yahiko said while watching the chibi reach for his drink.

"I don't know." Sanosuke replied. "But I don't wanna try to stop him. I don't feel like losing my hand."

"He must have eaten a lot when he was a kid." Kaoru uttered, gently prodding her bowl towards Kenshin. He grabbed for it, inhaling the contents in one quick motion. The move caused Kaoru to jump back.

"I'm surprised Missy's cooking hasn't made him sick yet."

WHACK!

"Ouch! What was that for?!" He whined, nursing the large bump on his head.

"You made an unnecessary comment!" She stated, putting her bokken away. Yahiko snorted.

"Bad is an understatement for Ugly's cooking disasters!" He muttered under his breath.

"What was that?!"

"Nothing!" She sat down with a victorious smirk on her face.

"Much better!"

They continued to watch Chibi-Kenshin in a small silence.

"You know, somebody should stop him."

"I told you, I still have fights to win. I'm not giving up my hands right now. No way."

"Well, somebody should stop him! He's going to eat the whole kitchen at this rate." Kaoru cried. They watched him for two full minutes before he altogether stopped.

The chibi stared with a blank expression. Everyone tensed and moved a little closer.

"Burp! Kenshin had a good bweakfast!" He smiled, and the three sweat dropped.

The surrounding area around Kenshin was a total disaster area in the least. Rice bits were everywhere, and bits of soy sauce spilled in some places. Bowls were scattered and tipped on their sides, just as the plates. Kenshin was amongst it all, a bit messy from his prior actions. In front of him, and a little to the right, were the chopsticks he used. They looked about half gnawed on, and small deals of the ends were missing.

"What a mess! Who's going to help me clean it up?" The young lady asked. Sanosuke and Yahiko looked at each other.

"Uh, I got to do some really serious gambling, so I really don't have the time...yeah! Oh, look! I have to go!" Sanosuke said while running out the door. She turned her gaze to Yahiko.

"Sorry Kaoru! I gotta help Tsubame at the restaurant! Bye!"

She huffed, watching the two flee.

"Wimps!" She picked up the dishes and placed them in the sink. Picking up the mop and broom, she made her way back to the dining room. Chibi-Kenshin was sitting, playing with the soy sauce bottle. He glanced at Kaoru who was cleaning up the soy sauce spills.

"I can't believe they just left like that. I'm too nice for my own good." She silently fumed. She looked at Kenshin who was watching her.

"Hey Kenshin, do you think you can help?" He cheered, replying with a "Me helps Miss Kaowu!" and still clutching the soy sauce bottle.

They cleaned rid the floor of rice bits within a matter of minutes.

"This isn't so bad." Kaoru mused.

She really should have held onto that thought.

At that moment, she felt a liquidly substance run down her backside. She brushed her fingertips against it to get a better look.

"Soy sauce?"

She took another gaze at Kenshin who was holding the soy sauce bottle in his hands while stifling a giggle. She wiped the remaining substance off and chased after the perpetrator.

"Come back here with that bottle!"

The chibi only retaliated with splashing more soy sauce on her kimono. "Hey!"

The Great Soy Sauce Battle continued until General Chibi H. Kenshin ran out of ammo, and General Kaoru, mortally wounded with soy sauce at the time, confiscated the weapon. Casualties: The dining room, covered in soy sauce. The two combatants of the battle came to a truce and cleaned the battlefield.

-A few minutes after the first battle of the Dojo Wars-

Yahiko dared to enter the dojo in hopes of not being caught. He snuck into the room with as mush silence as he could muster.

"Good! Maybe I can start training before-"

"Yahiko!"

He winced and turned to meet the eyes of a very messy Kaoru glaring at him.

"Watch Kenshin while I take a bath!"

"What?! Why do I have to take care of him? It's not my fault you can't control him, Ugly!" She growled and bopped him over the head.

"But it's your fault that you left me to clean the whole dining room!" With that, she stalked off, leaving victim number two to Chibi-Kenshin. The ex- pickpocket looked at the chibi wit ha not-so-nice smile. Chibi-Kenshin had a neutral look while staring back.

"Great. Just great."

They sat there in silence. Yahiko muttered to himself. Kenshin yawned. Yahiko was starting to doze off. Kenshin looked around. This went on for a small while until Kenshin scared the wits out of Yahiko by jumping up.

"Yahiko! Please play a game wit me!"

"Play what?"

"Play laundwy!"

The kid gave him a strange glance. All the chibi did to acknowledge it was a smile.

"Laundry?"

'Laundwy!" Chibi-Kenshin confirmed. Yahiko thought about it.

"Ah, what the heck! We'll do the laundry as long as it keeps you quiet."

Kenshin cheered, and he gathered around enough dirty clothes to put in a pile. Yahiko got the water and soap ready, and they met up on the back porch.

Yahiko watched as Chibi-Kenshin dipped the article of clothing into the water.

"What's so fun about this?" He wondered. All Kenshin was doing is scrubbing clothes, and Yahiko couldn't exactly find any excitement in that.

This is one of those days where you're supposed to expect the unexpected. Like a soaking wet shirt that just landed on top of your head.

"Hey!" He shouted, taking the shirt and flinging it back to the attacker.

This had officially started the Battle of the Laundry.

Chibi-Kenshin took up the next piece of clothing, one of Kaoru's obis, and dunked it into the water as fast as possible. He barely missed the counterattack by inches, and took that as well. He tied the obi to one of the pillars, and jammed the other end into the door. He placed the balled up shirt in the makeshift slingshot and fired at the charging Yahiko. It hit him dead on, but the obi had gotten him wet as well.

Admiral Yahiko finally decided to go all out on General Kenshin after this attack. He took up one of his hakanas and drenched it like his adversary did. He threw it at lightning speed, just enough to drop right on Kenshin, who was busy reloading the catapult. With enough time, Admiral Yahiko undid the obi and securely wrapped up Kenshin before he could rid of the distraction.

"Enough!" Yahiko declared. "Do you admit defeat?"

'Me admits da feats!"

This ended the Battle of the Laundry, and put a temporary ceasefire to the Dojo Wars. Casualties: the whole back porch, which had enough water to consider it the first Six Flag's Water Park. Both sides agreed to clean and do the laundry out of fear of General Kaoru.

By the time Yahiko and Kenshin finished, Kaoru had already changed her clothes and was out looking for them.

"Oh, there you are! Wow, it looks like you cleaned the porch pretty well, and you did the laundry too! Thank you Yahiko. Training will begin after I get groceries, so get ready."

Yahiko all but collapsed when he heard, and Kenshin giggled, although this time a bit softer.

Kaoru couldn't help but grin. "Couldn't take care of a kid, huh?"

"Shut up! Just take him."

Something told them both that it wasn't a very good idea to take him along.

But then, we wouldn't have a story to tell if they paid attention to that feeling, would we?

Author's Notes: Yays! Another chapter done. Hope ya likes!