Emerald Dice: Ryuuji Otogi

Authoress notes: hey! I lost the typed up version of chapter 2!!!! Which is crap! & my printer is running out of black ink & my Yami pen is showing signs of old age (lol). O.o & btw/ I forgot to say this in chapter 1 but, this is my first fic with Otogi even in it, well.as a super main character.why'd I say super?.. anyway..

I wanna thank.eh? *is getting cut off* I wanna finish!!! MATTE!! (wait!)

Otogi Muse: Suck ups

Um. . . Syaoran_is_kawaii: THANX FOR TELLIN' THEM THAT!! . . . well . . . dat is why we where away and unable to upload. . . QUEEN RYUUJ!!! ARE YOU STILL BREATHING???

Me: Yes! And I'm not deaf! *rubs her ear*

Disclaimer: I don't own Yuugio cause Otogi-muse is still collecting money earned from DDM. I'll own it soon though =D O.o & this is Yaoi and contains family bigotry.

LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!! FWAHAHAHA *cough* .

"Yuk! It's potato and leeke stew!" Honda droped his spoon. "Maybe you don't like it cause it's missing pepper!" Shizaku pointed out helpfully. "Stupid cow!" Jounouchi muttered as he attempted to even taste the thick stew. "Why do you care so much?" I asked him as I got up for seconds. "She only likes him cause he was the only one to comfort her! His not even to dad's standards!" Jounouchi burned his tongue again. "Standards? Your dad had standards?" "Ye.he would only accept someone who . . . " "Save it inu!" I cut him off. "I AM NOT A DOG!!" He was furious. "I'm just playing with ya!" I winkied as Jounouchi burned himself on his stew again

"Okay Year 9! Off to bed! Lights must be out by 10:00!" "Hai sensei!"

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"Good night boys!" "G'night!"

We all lay in our beds in silence. After a good 3 minutes, Jounouchi spoke up. "So, who brought snacks?" I sat up,"Jou-kun! Snacks are for kids! We brought alchohol!"

As I spoke, Honda got out of his bedspread a 3L bottle of baileys. "I'm not gonna drink any of that!" Seto turned his back to face us. We all caught a glimpse of blue eyes white dragon boxers. I shivered.

"How 'bout we play drinking truth or dare!" I suggested. "What'dya mean?" Jounouchi climbed out of his bed and came down to sit on mine. "Well we play truth or dare, but each turn each person has to have one full glass of Baileys." "Let's bet DRUNK!!!!!" Honda jumped down from his bed and sat on the floor.

We all paused for a moment, "How do we decide who goes first?" a disturbing silence followed. "Who ever draws the highest Duel card goes first!" Jounouchi pulled out his dueling deck from his green boxers. "I'm game!" Honda drew a card first. Kuriboh. "Looks like I'm going last!" He grinned. "I draw. haunted graveyard. does that count?" Jounouchi looked at the card. I turned the card over. "You can go last, okay?" "Sure!" Jounouchi grinned. We turned to Seto, "Your turn Seto!"

He turned back to face us with that creepy grin on his face. Jounouchi faultered as he passed Seto the shuffled deck. He picked the card in the very middle. The moment he looked at it, his expression changed to a scold. "What did you get?" I asked unsurely. He turned to face us, "Red eyes black dragon."

Jounouchi went pale."L-looks like your first up Seto!" I tried to sound cheerful as I undid my hair. Seto starred at me blankly. ". . . . Ryuuji, Truth or dare?". I gulped. What should I choose? I drank the glass of Baileys. I suddenly felt lighter. I heard my voice in the distance say, ". . . truth?" I could hear my heart pulse faster.

/Oh Shit! What have I done?/ Seto grinned evilly, "are you. . . a homosexual?!"

I almost fell backwards with shock. I glanced quickly at Jounouchi, he was cowering in the corner, hands covering his ears. I flinched. I was obligied to tell the truth! May as well. . .

"Yes. . . I am gay!" I covered my face. Seto had a satisfied grin on his face. Honda backed into the wall. Jounouchi got up from his corner and sat himself beside me again. He was slightly pale. I gathered my thoughts, "Okay . . . Honda? Truth or Dare?"

"Truth!" He had a stupid grin on his face. Jounouchi put his deck back in his boxers, back where they came from . . . I think?!?!?! I stared at Honda, wracking my brain for a good question. . . nothing. I watched Honda as he picked up his drink in one hand and with the other, checked that the tip of his hair was still sharp. He jiggled his glass of Baileys like a drunk . . . oh wait! That's 'cause he is! An idea occurred to me as I stared at his shark "fin-like hair".

"How did your hair get that way?" I subconsciously pointed at his hair. "N-n-nani Ryuuji-kun?" Jounouchi chuckled. I repeated my question, "How did your hair get that way?" Honda frowned, "Ano. . . Wakarimasenka (I don't know)" I shrugged, "You have to give a truthful answer . . . unless your scared?" I pointed at him. "eh.. fine.I look at nudey magazines and it just...goes...up" We all cracked up laughing. Seto spoke up, "Honda! Your turn!" We glared at him. Honda put his drink down on the soft carpeted floor . . .

"Jounouchi. . . Dare of Truth?" Jounouchi picked up his untouched drink and brought it to his lips, "It's Truth or Dare Honda! And I pick Dare!" he flexed the muscles in his other arm. I heard myself go "AAAAaaaaHHHHH!!!" Seto was the only one to notice. He just shrugged. /phew/ I thought to myself.

"Okay . . . we need some entertainment . . . so you are going to entertain us by . . . going to the girls toilets and. . . and pissing infront of them!" Honda laughed in triumph. Seto got out a video camera from his bag. I squirmed, this was going overboard by quite a bit!

Jounouchi retreated to the far corner of my bed, he shivered in fear. I went to him and hugged him. He returned the embrase. "If your scared, I'll go with you . . . If you want . . ."he nodded. This was the first time I noticed how low his self esteem really is. Eventually, he got up, pulled some pants on and then walked outside. I quickly followed his example but I pulled on a sleabless and followed him out carring his t-shirt.

Before I left the room I told Seto, "We'll be back in a sec. Then the dare will happen, OK?" Seto shrugged his shoulders, "I'll try walk up the monkey!" he nodded in Honda's direction. "Why are you being so nice?" "Because I'm going to get to see Chihuahua make a fool of himself." He laughed evilly, it sent a shiver down my spine.

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"Are we ready?" Honda asked. "Hai!" ". . . hai" "Oh GOOD GOD! HURRY UP!" Seto was extatic with exitment. I shrugged. Honda put his arms up like a true marksman and said, "Take your places."

Jounouchi and myself walked upto the perfectly straight line Seto had done using duel cards. . . Jounouchi's duel cards! "GO!" And with that one word, we were off. We sprinted to the girls toilets. We waltzed in, apparently, and ran to the and sinks to start pissing. A girl walked in, but she didn't seem to care. Soon a troupe of girls ran in and giggled at us. "I'm done!" Jounouchi whispered and zipped up his fly. "'kay, wait up!" I did mine up and we ran for the door.

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"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Honda was rolling around on the floor of our cabin. Seto was rewinding his recording. "I can't believe I did that!" Jounouchi whispered to me as we huddled together on my bed to warm up. Seto pressed play on the tape, "Tsumetai desu! (it's cold)" I heard my voice referring to the sink. Then there were lots of giggles.

I buried my head in Jounouchi's chest, he laughed gingerly. Honda compossed himself . . . eventually, and rose to get his drink, Jounouchi! Your Move!" I sat up, what was Jounouchi going to ask Seto? My question was soon answered. . .

"Seto, Truth or Dare!" Jounouchi had a mischevious grin on his face. "Dare, of course." Seto gulped down his drink and passed the glass to Honda to refill "Okay . . . here goes . . ."

TBC.

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FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough* Seto . . . what awaits him? I think I'm gonna put this in a fic competition when it's finished . . . what do you think?

Otogi muse: PLS NOOOO!! Don't say yes! Otherwise she'll traumatize the judges.

Hey! It's not like I said I'm going to send it . . . anyways. . .

I'm SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! This took so long due to that fact that I'm a lazy @$$ and have been in Chile for the previous past 2 weeks . . . don't ask . . and I wrote the next chapter on the plane but I'll upload it when I get reviews!! =)

R&R and C&C but no FLAMES!!! Well. . . actually . . . It could be interesting . . NO I'm JOKING!!!

JA NE TOMODACHI! (See ya friend)

Queen Ryuuj