Emerald Dice: Ryuuji Otogi
Authoress notes: *sitting in plane* My butt hurts! *rubs butt* I can't stand this!!! 14 ½ hrs on planes! OWE!!!! *rubs butt* I wanna buy a new butt. . . guess I'll continue writing cause Warlock by Wilbur Smith has gotten icky. . . hey! I wonder if Otogi-muse would be able to get here??? *imagines otogi-muse flying with wings* He wears a dress???
Suck ups =) :
Kira-chan: *accepts careing box (don't worry! I suck at spelling too^^;;)* thank you kira-chan and Yami Bakura! *glomps kira-chan and yami bakura* *pulls out a Yami Bakura plushie* THANK YOU!!!! *glomps kira-chan and yami bakura again* . . . . and I'll ignore the fact that you spelt my name wrong . . . it's Queen R y u u j!!!! please try to spell. . . actually . . . I'll forgive you! ^^;;
Anime AndrAIa: Thank you for adding me to ur list! ^.^ you shall read on and read what his dare is!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!! And you should really try blue pepsi! It makes me go high *sighs then hiccups* heheheh. . .
p.s. thank u for worrying!! ^^;;
Syaoran_is_kawaii: Yes! I won't forget to put the Jounouchi on the Honda CRV later. . . but that's coming LATER!! Be patient! Ehehe did I spell that right?^^;; and you are my favourite inu! *pats on the head*
And last but not least… and thank you !!
Kuria: don't worry bout being lazy! I'm lazy too!! Come to think of it… I SHOULD BE FINISHING HOMEWORK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Oh.. and the Seto serenading teachers is the closest guess anyone has gotten! ^^;; actually. . . you're the only one to ask!!
Okay ON WITH THE FIC
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And I don't own my butt . . . adleast I wish I didn't! OWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *continues rubbing butt*
LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!! FWAHAHAHA *cough* …
Jounouchi glared into Seto's eyes. "I dare you to take 5 glasses of Baileys on a tray to the teachers . . . wait! Wearing a prostitute outfit!!!" He grinned widely. Seto blushed. . . YES! I know it's strange! He blushed! Honda cracked up laughing and started rocking backwards and forwards. Seto frowned and grabbed the bottle of Baileys and attempted at pouring the drink into 5 glasses. As it started to spill, I got up and held the back of the bottle to keep it from tipping and overflowing the glasses. Honda rocked back so hard that he slammed the tip of his hair into the back wall.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
"Honda no baka!"
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"Anzu!" I knocked on the door to Anzu's cabin.
"Nande?" Anzu rubbed her eyes sleepily.
"We need to borrow the *cough* outfit." I looked hastily from side to side.
"The outfi- . . ? OH! The outfit!" She winked and ran back into her cabin.
"aho!" She came back with a black duffle bag.
"Do you need the makeup too?" Anzu brushed some dust out from her eyelashes.
"um. . . ", it sounded like a good idea. . . , "hai!"
The brunette dashed back in and came out with an enormous purple backpack. It was all made out of purple leather. I raised an eyebrow. "it's Mai's!" Anzu tilted her head to the side, "Remember to give it back! . . . and its gonna cost your mum 3000 yen this time, cause last time, she didn't wash the stains off!"
I started walking back to the guys cabins.
"It's not for mum!"
She scratched her head, "Who then?".
I walked a few more paces, "seto…"
I heard a heavy thump from behind me, a scurry of feet and some worried voices. Didn't matter. She'll be fine in the morning!
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"Purple? Red? Green? Or Blue?" Jounouchi and I were taking out the different coloured outfits. Honda was laying on his bed, still unconscious. I held up the blue corset with the pale, pastel blue bunny ears and tail, and threw it over Seto's head.
" . . . . . grrrrrr" "I thought you were the master! Not the dog!" Jounouchi threw the purple one at Seto's head. " . . . hmph! . . . turn around!"
"Why?"
"I need to get changed!" Seto turned his back to us and started stripping. I whispered to Jounouchi.
"should we film him?"
"na! Later. . . "
"Wanna play DDM?"
"okay!!!"
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Seto's skin was pale against the blue outfit. He stiffly pulled on the fish net panties. I gawked as he put on the ears. " . . . could someone put my tail on?" Jounouchi cracked up laughing. I fumbled in the bag for the tail.
As I pushed the tail into the Velcro part on the back of the corset, Seto let out a small squeek."eehhh??" I backed away and bumped lightly into Jounouchi. Seto turned to face us slowely. My heart might have stopped.
Jounouchi gulped, "Seto . . . you could pass as a woman anyday!" Seto blushed at the compliment. Honda slipped back into conscienceness and crawled down from his bed, "Huh? What gives Seto?" Jounouchi poured the drinks and got out the tray. I grabbed the camera, "Showtime!"
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"Nani o desuka?(what is it?)" Tomoeda-sensei eched his way around the door. Seto slid to the side so not to get hit in the face by the door.
"H-h-hajime ma . . . mashite!" He bowed. Tomoeda-sensei glanced quickly at Seto's fluffy "tail".
"Onamae wa?" (name?) Seto
paused "Chicha desu"
Tomoeda-sensei grabbed Seto around the waist.
"Fancy that! Chicha is the name of my favourite drink! Did you know I'm
Spanish?" He dragged Seto in. Seto looked frantically back at us, with a look
of dispare.
"Ja ne. . . "
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"Kuso! I didn't get any footage!" I clicked my fingers.
"So. . . tell us what happened!?" Jounounchi leaned head first over the railing on his bunk bed. Seto quickly packed the *cough* outfit into the bag.
"Well. . . "
"Go on!!!" I nudged Seto.
"McGuinness-sensei was asking about inu . . . & Tomoeda-sensei got knocked out in a pool game by prodding himself in the eye with the . . . "
Seto amazingly went on for a few hours until the sun started to rise.
"Lets continue the game!" Jounounchi hopped down from his bunk my eyelids snapped closed and I fell back and started sleeping.
"Ryuuji?"
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The next morning I got up and pulled on my school uniform. I brushed my hands up my neck, expecting to have my hands run through my hair, but they didn't. I was alarmed! I felt the sillouette of my hair. It was cut about as short as Seto's!
"KOITSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(bastard)" I clambered up the side ladder to Jounounchi's bed.
"KOITSU!!! INU NO BAKA!!!!(Stupid dog) AITSU!!!(Son of a bitch)" I shook Jounounchi's shoulders frantically. He just muttered to himself and smiled.
I was infuriated with rage at the fact that he cut my precious hair! Rage blinded me from seeing clearly.
For example, the fact that his smile wasn't exactly from his dream. I started punching Jounouchi's stomach. He didn't seem to realize; rather, he sat up abruptly, pushing me back and then pinning me down.
"Stupid gay freaks. . . " Honda muttered as he covered his head with a pillow. After a lot of struggling, I gave up and lay still under Jounounchi's grasp. A few seconds after I stoped, Jounounchi fell ontop of me, flat, unmoving.
"Pizza . . . . . . . . mmmm. . . . . . . "
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"OH GOOD GOD!!!" "Aho!" "Aitsu stole my haircut!" "Weirdo!" the other students gawked at my new hair style.
"JOUNOUNCHI KATSUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I hawled our cabin door open, "How the f*** can you sleep that lo . . . " I paused as I watched his pale flesh (hehe. . . I just typed flash by accident!) (Three guesses what flesh that's from) moving and being covered.
"Huh?" he turned his head just to catch a glimps of me.
"I see you like the new haircut?" He grinned as he pulled on a T-shirt. I took
the few seconds to compose myself.
"WHAT 'DYA MEAN!!!! I HATE IT!?!?!?!??!!??!?!" I grabed at the air where I used to have a ponytail. He smirked, "It's all part of the game!"
TBC…
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Sorry this took so long to upload! It's just I've been overseas . . . Otogi-muse is still recovering from the flight! =) OR maybe it's the fact that he wears a dress!!!=P
Otogi-muse : Do not!
Me: Do to!!
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JA NE TOMODACHI! (See ya friend)
Queen Ryuuj *starry eyes*
Warning note: Never alarm or distress your muse! It is definite to cause pain!
P.S. I own a business! Ryuuji enterprise © Pty. Ltd.
A group/team of loyal inu's (dogs) and their masters! =D