Vash the Stampede,
A.k.a "The Humanoid Typhoon,
Lived in the dry desert among the tumbleweed,
And one day visited a saloon.
While there he happily gobbled his food,
Oblivious to all,
When in burst an ugly brood.
They opened fire, making Vash fall.
They chuckled and laughed with a great big "Hurray!"
"That bounty is ours
We got rich in one day!"
"We'll forever drive in big, fancy cars!"
"I'm glad for you boys"
Said Vash with a grin,
"But I hate to say it,
You didn't win."
"You merely hit my ketchup,
You missed me by a mile!"
The men couldn't believe they'd messed up,
They smiled in a way that was vile.
They fired once more,
Sure this time they'd hit Vash.
When the smoke cleared off the floor,
He was gone, not even with a flash.
POP, POP, POP!
It was heard.
The men stood there in shock.
They stood so still they were mistaken for rock.
Vash had defeated them each,
With a child's suction cup gun,
So he shouted, "Now leave before I must teach,
You how to have fun."
"LOVE AND PEACE!" shoutedVash,
As they ran out the door,
They went through the door with a crash,
Not believing that their luck had been so poor.