The Secret Diaries of The Lost Boys

Paul's Diary

DAY 1

Am getting feeling that Star and David will break up soon.

Big hint was when he electrocuted her.  Marko v. annoyed, thinks Star might have better hair than him.

DAY 2

Set Star's hair on fire in a moment of boredom.

Star blames Marko.  Star and Marko have gone head to head.

David broken up with Star.  Stoic seven year old in cave.

Wish I belonged to another clan.  This one v. boring.

In moment of boredom have found a spider.  Have called him Sigmund.  Am teaching him to be Hound of Hell.  Hounds of Hell v. useful, not only do they scare people, but they fetch the paper too.

DAY 3

Sigmund not responding well to Hound of Hell training.  Paper is too big to fetch.  Dwayne unimpressed by Sigmund.  Told him that one day people will all want a spider as Hound of Hell.  Dwayne rolled eyes and walked away muttering darkly.

On a more positive note:  Sigmund spun web in Star's hair.

V. proud of Sigmund.

DAY 4

Sigmund missing.  Am distraught.  Made random comment about initiating Cyndi Lauper into gang and annoyed everyone.

Don't care, miss Sigmund.

LATER

Michael has joined gang.  Don't like him.  No-one can replace Sigmund.

DAY 5

Sigmund still missing.

David deeply hurt by Star's accusations that his hairstyle will not age well.

Cannot help but agree with Star.

Marko stuck gum in Dwayne's hair.  Marko thinks Dwayne did not notice.  Which is true.  However, am missing Sigmund v. much, so told Dwayne in moment of spite.

Dwayne has hired children to kill Marko.

Somehow think it was unwise move to tell Dwayne.

DAY 6

Fight with Marko.  Sigmund squashed in fight.  Am too heartbroken to write.

LATER

Marko dead.

Karma rules.

DAY 7

V. dead.

Hope to see Sigmund soon.