This is our first story, so be gentle. Characters in chapter 1: Voldemort (credit to JK Rolling), TIB (credit to us). Where shell we begin? Obviously, from the beginning. It was a cold day. A day you have to stay inside in addition to stay warm. and alive. (Evil giggle). A shadow came from the skies (if you could put out your nose in such weather without getting a frozen nose). It came nearer and nearer to a masked man. When the shape got closer (yeah, yeah, so we speed things up. Do you mind?) you could see a beautiful girl riding on a Pegasus. Her name was TIB. The masked man was Voldemort's servant.

VS (Voldemort's servant, like duh): Who are you?

TIB: Not your business. Now, keep my Pegasus warm and you might stay alive. (VS terrified) Please, do yourself a favor and call your master. You like your position, don't you?

VS babbled something about annoying people who wastes his time and ran inside. Voldemort showed up.

TIB: So, this is your servant's loyalty, ha? (Whispering: chicken) And what if I would be Dumbledore? Is this the place you call home? Getting lower and lower every time I see you

Voldemort: It's so hard to find good servants today, whoever you are. But one thing it is easy to find- and this is people to kill.

TIB: Is it the place in our conversation when I just scream and run away? (Doing a pathetic scream) haaa. Voldemort: You don't know with whom you're dealing with.

TIB: But I do know who you are. You are the one with this problem.

Voldemort is about to say something.

TIB: I know, I know, you just have to have the last word. You've better just speak to yourself then, and you won't get to this kind of trouble. Oh, yeah, I forgot, you still have absolutely no idea who am I.

Voldi(try you to write "Voldemort" all the time):No matter who you are. The important thing is why you came to see me, and the obvious question- how you will be after I'll finish with you.

TIB: Rude. I like it. But you can't control the world with you tongue. Or at least, just with your tongue.

Voldy: Don't mess with me. You probably don't know which powers I posses.

TIB: I know which power you have, but you don't know me. or better saying, you don't REALLY know me. But, you should of, after all, if the great Voldemort doesn't catch up what's the point of greatness? And before you would ever dare to insult me, I came to help you.

Voldi: Help me? What you could possibly help me with. but before we will talk about business- would you like to see this "Home" of mine, which you laughed about but CAN save us from freezing?

TIB: I can live with a little bit of freeze (Voldemort's look now is freezing), but... I can see when a man wants to come in, and I have no intention of letting you down.

They came in.

TIB: I came to offer you the one thing you can't do- to defeat the one who cannot be defeated.

Voldi: Harry...s'potter? I can defeat him.

TIB: Who talked about this idiot? I meant someone even more stupid than him. You can even see that in his name,

Voldi: You can't. (terror in his voice)

TIB: Only I know what I can and cannot do. Do you afraid? Didn't think the mighty Voldemort has a heart.

Voldi: Let's put our disagreements in a side for a moment. Everything has a cost. What is yours?

TIB: You'll see, Voldemort, you'll see.