Chaos-sama is not happy...
What ever for Chaos-sama?
Yeah! What's wrong boss? -
Two of my friends are moving... T.T I'll miss them!
You still have us! -
Oh gods...
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Now Hiring Psychos
Cloud hated being motion sick, he hated long rides from his hometown to Midgar, he hated the train ride, and he hated the guy sleeping next to him. He would be so glad once he gets off the bus and tried to get his special ability to good uses.
The bus stopped in front of the ShinRa Headquarters. He stared up at nervously not sure if he was going to be sick or it was the aftereffects of the bus ride. He took a deep breath and what felt like his feet were made out of weights he manages to walk towards the building. Only to stop to stare at a girl climbing up the building with suction cups in her hands "I can see up her skirt..." he said to no one and continued on.
He found himself in the lobby again nervous and lost. He looked around and what would look like an odd dog walked by him. He stared after it and it looked back at him. The dog-thing walked towards him and changed into a young man "May I help you?" he asked scaring Cloud. "Wha- who- huh?" Cloud asked dumbfounded "I am a were animal, with the ability to turned into my original form, beast form, and human form. My name is Nanaki, but around here people call me Red XIII or Red." Red XIII explained. Cloud nodded stupidly "Are you lost?" Red asked tilting his a bit.
That snapped Cloud out of his mind "Uh yeah. I was wondering if I could find work here. I heard rumors that the president was looking for people with special gifts and would pay a shit load of cash." Cloud said and Red nodded "Yes. It's true. But be warned the people here are crazy and the president is telekinetic... so don't think of trying to attack him." "Uh... thanks... I guess." "Take that elevator to the top floor to Rufus' office."
An hour later Cloud sighed as he finished his application and sat quietly until Rufus was finished. It didn't take long when a blonde lady in a skimpy dress and her hair flying about her head stormed out of his office "Why won't you admit you love me!" she shrieked "Because I don't!" another voice exclaimed "You do too!" "Don't come into my office unless you have business or I send for you!" she stormed out and Cloud watched her go. "The president will see you now." Cloud slowly walked into the office.
"Sit down Mr. Strife. Don't be surprise, I'm telekinetic." Rufus told him, Cloud sat in one of the chairs. "Let's see your application." Rufus held out his hand and Cloud handed him the application. As Rufus read it, Cloud nervously "So you're a necromancer...?" Rufus asked putting the paper down on his desk "Yes." Cloud answered "How much experience have you gotten?" "Oh. A lot!" Cloud exclaimed "Who taught you?" "An Ancient did..." "What happen to him?" "I accidentally killed him..." Cloud said softly.
Rufus stared at Cloud "You... accidentally killed your master...?" he asked "Yeah... he was raising a green dragon zombie and I asked for a Mountain Dew® and the zombie ate him." Cloud explained. Rufus sighed and pushed a button "Get me the necromancer... the only one here..." he said.
It didn't take long until a young green haired woman in her twenties barged in. Cloud stared at her, she wore a white coat with silver lining, gloves, and a spiked gauntlet on her left hand, and a black ribbon around her neck with a red materia attached to it, a grey tank top, it was hard to tell, blue jeans, a belt with two chains attached to it, black boots, and blue tinted sunglasses. And Cloud never saw anyone with grey eyes and someone with red markings under both her eyes looking like blood and tattoos. He blinked when he noted two odd spirits hovering around her.
"What the hell do you want Rufus?!" she demanded "I was in the middle of a voodoo ritual!" "Cloud meet Crisis Cherubium." Rufus introduced "She's necromancer and a voodoo priestess." "Hi." Crisis greeted and turned her attention back to Rufus. "What the hell do you want me for?!" she asked again "Cloud is a necromancer..." she stared at him and turned back to Rufus "So?" "I've decided to let him train under you... in other words, you're going to be his senior, his mentor, his master."
Crisis and Cloud eyes widen - The boss is gonna have some kind of apprentice?! - Cloud turned his attention to the voice. "You HAVE better BE kidding me!" she exclaimed slamming her fist on Rufus' desk "Well, since you're a necromancer and he is one as well and he doesn't have a master. Why not?" "What happened to his LAST master?!" "He accidentally killed him..." Rufus answered. Her eyes widen Oh dear... Cloud heard someone say and a whistle - Man, the boss is stuck with a crazy necromancer in training?! -
Crisis growled and turned to Cloud "What's your name again?" she asked him "Uh, Cloud, Cloud Strife." He answered "Cloud... hmmm... I think I'll call you Cloud-boy. How much experience do you have?" "Uh... a lot." She grabbed him by the shoulder "I'll be making you do 50,000 push-ups by night time." She told him - Hell yeah! The boss is a tough bitch!! - "Shut up Blaed." She said to no one particular. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I CHANGED MY MIND!!" Cloud wailed as she dragged him out of the office "Too bad." Rufus said waving a piece of paper "You signed a contract in... blood..." Cloud screamed more.
Rufus sighed "I have to wonder if I made a good decision..." he sighed again "It couldn't get any worst..." he said himself and the huge window exploded inward "Obviously it can..." he muttered to himself with a sweatdrop and a headache coming along. The next thing the red head knew, there was a noise that made window behind the desk he was sitting at tremor. He turned around to look at what made the thick window shake so violently & saw a girl with suction cups attached to her shoes running around on the glass. He thought it was his imagination for a moment & blinked slowly, trying to clear the image from his mind. Not only was she running around, not hindered at all by the strong suctioning force of the suction cups, but she was wearing a skirt as well. He got a nice long look at her underwear. Finally the young woman looked through the window, even though she should not have been able to with the mirror coating on the outside of the pane, & her blood red eyes stared straight into his green ones. She took out one of the two long knives that were sheathed & hooked to her belt & slashed at the glass barrier in a complete circular motion. She put the knife away & then bent so her hands were on the glass outside the circumference of the circle she had put. She pulled her feet completely away from the glass, the cups popping as they came loose of the surface, & then, using her hands which had somehow glued themselves to the glass as leverage, she swung her feet back up, the soles of her shoes hitting square in the center of the circle. The section of glass was shoved out of its normal place & into the office, landing on Rufus. The girl's hands detached themselves from the glass & she used her momentum to flip over Rufus, the circular section of the window, & onto his desk. "MWAHAHAHA!!! I have come for the bunny! Hand over Stuart & no one else gets hurt!" She said, swiveling at the hips to look back at Rufus. He was being crushed by the five inch think circle with a diameter of five feet. The girl grinned sheepishly. Playing with a section of her black bangs, she hopped off the desk & one handedly placed the errant glass back in its proper place. "NOW, can I have the fucking bunny, please?!" She asked. Rufus gulped as he felt the cold metal of one of her knives at his throat. Somehow she had taken it out so quickly he hadn't even noticed. "Who the hell are you?!" She sighed & put her knife away. Smoothing back her black hair she checked that it was still in its bun, except for the bangs that framed her face all the way to her chin. She smoothed out her Japanese style clothing which looked to be a sort of black tube topped kimono, with a silver dragon pattern on it & the black obi, the sleeves detached from the dress part, & the skirt part ending five inches above her knees. From where the kimono ended a pair of stalking of the same color scheme & pattern as the kimono went all the way down into her white socks that had the big toe separated from the other four. She was wearing traditional black laquored Japanese sandals that were more that looked like platform flip flops. "I am the Kage Tenshi, the Angel of Darkness that feeds on suffering & despair! I am Satan. I am EVIL ITSELF! NOW HAND OVER THE CUTE LITTLE BUNNY & I WON'T MAKE YOU UNHAPPY!!!" She screamed. "So your name is Kage Tenshi?" "NO! It's Xellis Angelos. But I'm still the Kage Tenshi, it's my job title. I am the ruler of the night & all those who avoid the daylight. Just call me Xellis-chama." "Okay, Xellis-chama. Hey, you're one of the people we sent letters to! Oh yeah, what the fuck is this bunny you're talking about?" Xellis groaned. "You better listen up, I don't feel like repeating this gay story more than once. Okay, it all started with my friends, Lacy & Stuart. They are really, really open with their love for one another, as in: THEY FUCK IN PUBLIC PLACES! Well, someone didn't appreciate the show & turned them both into bunnies, since they fuck like bunnies. Meaning a they do it often. Then this wacked out bitch teleported them to two different places; now I gotta go & find the two of them & bring them back together to make them both people again. So I found Lacy in a Dunkin' Doughnuts. Now, I got it on good authority that Stuart is here, my home world, & I hear that all creatures abnormal to this world are very interesting to Hojo who works here. I figure my chances of finding Stuart would be highest if I went to him, beat the shit out of him & make him tell me where the little bastard is. So, red, you gonna make me hurt you or will you help me get what I want so I can get the hell away from here without opening another gate to hell here?" Xellis's hands twitched meaningfully on the handles of her knives. "Well, Hojo hasn't brought any new specimens here in a month. I'm sorry but he also died a week back. So, your bunny isn't here. What is a bunny, anyway?" He asked, standing up with Xel's help. She pulled out a small furry creature that fit into the cup she made with both her hands. It was black all over with blue eyes. "This is a bunny. Actually, this bunny is Lacy but whatever." She sighed. "Looks like your baby isn't here. I won't give up though, Lacy. Just wait a little longer." Xellis put the bunny back up her sleeve & it seemed to disappear. Rufus looked at her. "You're good at slaying demons, vampires, & the like, right? Because we've been having a problem with them & if you can help then I would help you search for this bunny thing & believe me, this world is big, my friend. You'll need all the help you can get." Xellis smirked. "I know how to handle anything. Just tell me two things. One, where did you send the letters &, two, how much are you gonna pay me?" She grinned. Rufus thought back. "If I remember right then we sent the messengers to the Crater, that's where you live, right?" The black haired girl slapped her forehead. "Yeah, but don't you know what else lives in the Crater? HELL'S MOST TORMENTED & TERRIBLE CREATURES!!! Did any of your messengers ever make it back?!" "Now that you mention it, no; oh & your pay would be quite substantial. Think around twelve to thirteen zeros behind any one digit number & you've got a deal." "Okay! I'm talking 70,000,000,000,000 gil! Yeah, that ought to keep me off the street for a night or two!" Rufus made up the contract & was about to review it but she didn't let him. Xellis yanked the scroll of paper from his grip, it was a contract & she signed in her own blood, as her custom. Red eyes glitter with happy tears. "I'LL FINALLY HAVE MONEY!!! GIL! GIL! GIL! I'LL BE ABLE TO EAT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MONTH!!!" She hugged Rufus. "Oh, your name's Rufus, right? Aren't you a fruit?" She said, smiling sweetly. "Uh, how the fuck did you know that?! I thought I was careful not to let anyone know that!!" Xellis hugged him again. "No, you just exude gay!" She squealed, as if it was a compliment. Rufus was thinking he may have made a mistake. "Anyway, you'll get paid after each job you complete." He said, filling away the contract. "Are you in need of assistance? I mean, you aren't a novice are you?" Xellis looked slightly offended. "I've killed plenty, thank you! I don't need any help! I can kill anyone with just a paper clip, so don't worry about me, Ruffy!" She spat indignantly back at him. Rufus wished he hadn't angered her as her eyes slid to where his paper clip holder was on his desk. He didn't want a demonstration of her abilities, especially since he was the only living thing other than her in the office. He was just about to beg for mercy when his door was flattened to the floor. There, where the door had been was Sephiroth, in his black coat, pants, boots, & gloves, with his Masamune sheathed & tied to his belt. "Xellis-chama, I am here to serve you!" He yelled. Xellis ran & leapt into his arms. "You have returned to me, my dark Angel!" He exclaimed happily. Xellis giggled. "Yep, I'll never leave you." She promised. "But I've got work to do now. I've been hired by Ruffy, to kill my children of darkness who have strayed from my kingdom of shadows. It will pain me but I will get over it, especially since Ruffy's paying me 70,000,000,000,000 gil for it!" She gave him a thumbs-up. "I'll go with you, Xellis-chama. I'm bored & you know I tried to destroy the planet the last time you left me alone for too long." Now, as Xellis sets out to mow down her own children of darkness, with the moronic & insane Sephiroth at her side, what will become of the planet? It'll probably survive. maybe.
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Xellis made her scene... we're doomed
- HAHAHAHAHA! My mother had made the scene! The world will be plagued by darkness!! -
Oh no you don't Blaed! Don't give her any ideas! *pulls on Blaed's lips*
I have to ask myself... am I being punished for not doing what I was suppose to do...?
- Ve vuve vu tu. -
End of Chapter 2
What ever for Chaos-sama?
Yeah! What's wrong boss? -
Two of my friends are moving... T.T I'll miss them!
You still have us! -
Oh gods...
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Now Hiring Psychos
Cloud hated being motion sick, he hated long rides from his hometown to Midgar, he hated the train ride, and he hated the guy sleeping next to him. He would be so glad once he gets off the bus and tried to get his special ability to good uses.
The bus stopped in front of the ShinRa Headquarters. He stared up at nervously not sure if he was going to be sick or it was the aftereffects of the bus ride. He took a deep breath and what felt like his feet were made out of weights he manages to walk towards the building. Only to stop to stare at a girl climbing up the building with suction cups in her hands "I can see up her skirt..." he said to no one and continued on.
He found himself in the lobby again nervous and lost. He looked around and what would look like an odd dog walked by him. He stared after it and it looked back at him. The dog-thing walked towards him and changed into a young man "May I help you?" he asked scaring Cloud. "Wha- who- huh?" Cloud asked dumbfounded "I am a were animal, with the ability to turned into my original form, beast form, and human form. My name is Nanaki, but around here people call me Red XIII or Red." Red XIII explained. Cloud nodded stupidly "Are you lost?" Red asked tilting his a bit.
That snapped Cloud out of his mind "Uh yeah. I was wondering if I could find work here. I heard rumors that the president was looking for people with special gifts and would pay a shit load of cash." Cloud said and Red nodded "Yes. It's true. But be warned the people here are crazy and the president is telekinetic... so don't think of trying to attack him." "Uh... thanks... I guess." "Take that elevator to the top floor to Rufus' office."
An hour later Cloud sighed as he finished his application and sat quietly until Rufus was finished. It didn't take long when a blonde lady in a skimpy dress and her hair flying about her head stormed out of his office "Why won't you admit you love me!" she shrieked "Because I don't!" another voice exclaimed "You do too!" "Don't come into my office unless you have business or I send for you!" she stormed out and Cloud watched her go. "The president will see you now." Cloud slowly walked into the office.
"Sit down Mr. Strife. Don't be surprise, I'm telekinetic." Rufus told him, Cloud sat in one of the chairs. "Let's see your application." Rufus held out his hand and Cloud handed him the application. As Rufus read it, Cloud nervously "So you're a necromancer...?" Rufus asked putting the paper down on his desk "Yes." Cloud answered "How much experience have you gotten?" "Oh. A lot!" Cloud exclaimed "Who taught you?" "An Ancient did..." "What happen to him?" "I accidentally killed him..." Cloud said softly.
Rufus stared at Cloud "You... accidentally killed your master...?" he asked "Yeah... he was raising a green dragon zombie and I asked for a Mountain Dew® and the zombie ate him." Cloud explained. Rufus sighed and pushed a button "Get me the necromancer... the only one here..." he said.
It didn't take long until a young green haired woman in her twenties barged in. Cloud stared at her, she wore a white coat with silver lining, gloves, and a spiked gauntlet on her left hand, and a black ribbon around her neck with a red materia attached to it, a grey tank top, it was hard to tell, blue jeans, a belt with two chains attached to it, black boots, and blue tinted sunglasses. And Cloud never saw anyone with grey eyes and someone with red markings under both her eyes looking like blood and tattoos. He blinked when he noted two odd spirits hovering around her.
"What the hell do you want Rufus?!" she demanded "I was in the middle of a voodoo ritual!" "Cloud meet Crisis Cherubium." Rufus introduced "She's necromancer and a voodoo priestess." "Hi." Crisis greeted and turned her attention back to Rufus. "What the hell do you want me for?!" she asked again "Cloud is a necromancer..." she stared at him and turned back to Rufus "So?" "I've decided to let him train under you... in other words, you're going to be his senior, his mentor, his master."
Crisis and Cloud eyes widen - The boss is gonna have some kind of apprentice?! - Cloud turned his attention to the voice. "You HAVE better BE kidding me!" she exclaimed slamming her fist on Rufus' desk "Well, since you're a necromancer and he is one as well and he doesn't have a master. Why not?" "What happened to his LAST master?!" "He accidentally killed him..." Rufus answered. Her eyes widen Oh dear... Cloud heard someone say and a whistle - Man, the boss is stuck with a crazy necromancer in training?! -
Crisis growled and turned to Cloud "What's your name again?" she asked him "Uh, Cloud, Cloud Strife." He answered "Cloud... hmmm... I think I'll call you Cloud-boy. How much experience do you have?" "Uh... a lot." She grabbed him by the shoulder "I'll be making you do 50,000 push-ups by night time." She told him - Hell yeah! The boss is a tough bitch!! - "Shut up Blaed." She said to no one particular. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I CHANGED MY MIND!!" Cloud wailed as she dragged him out of the office "Too bad." Rufus said waving a piece of paper "You signed a contract in... blood..." Cloud screamed more.
Rufus sighed "I have to wonder if I made a good decision..." he sighed again "It couldn't get any worst..." he said himself and the huge window exploded inward "Obviously it can..." he muttered to himself with a sweatdrop and a headache coming along. The next thing the red head knew, there was a noise that made window behind the desk he was sitting at tremor. He turned around to look at what made the thick window shake so violently & saw a girl with suction cups attached to her shoes running around on the glass. He thought it was his imagination for a moment & blinked slowly, trying to clear the image from his mind. Not only was she running around, not hindered at all by the strong suctioning force of the suction cups, but she was wearing a skirt as well. He got a nice long look at her underwear. Finally the young woman looked through the window, even though she should not have been able to with the mirror coating on the outside of the pane, & her blood red eyes stared straight into his green ones. She took out one of the two long knives that were sheathed & hooked to her belt & slashed at the glass barrier in a complete circular motion. She put the knife away & then bent so her hands were on the glass outside the circumference of the circle she had put. She pulled her feet completely away from the glass, the cups popping as they came loose of the surface, & then, using her hands which had somehow glued themselves to the glass as leverage, she swung her feet back up, the soles of her shoes hitting square in the center of the circle. The section of glass was shoved out of its normal place & into the office, landing on Rufus. The girl's hands detached themselves from the glass & she used her momentum to flip over Rufus, the circular section of the window, & onto his desk. "MWAHAHAHA!!! I have come for the bunny! Hand over Stuart & no one else gets hurt!" She said, swiveling at the hips to look back at Rufus. He was being crushed by the five inch think circle with a diameter of five feet. The girl grinned sheepishly. Playing with a section of her black bangs, she hopped off the desk & one handedly placed the errant glass back in its proper place. "NOW, can I have the fucking bunny, please?!" She asked. Rufus gulped as he felt the cold metal of one of her knives at his throat. Somehow she had taken it out so quickly he hadn't even noticed. "Who the hell are you?!" She sighed & put her knife away. Smoothing back her black hair she checked that it was still in its bun, except for the bangs that framed her face all the way to her chin. She smoothed out her Japanese style clothing which looked to be a sort of black tube topped kimono, with a silver dragon pattern on it & the black obi, the sleeves detached from the dress part, & the skirt part ending five inches above her knees. From where the kimono ended a pair of stalking of the same color scheme & pattern as the kimono went all the way down into her white socks that had the big toe separated from the other four. She was wearing traditional black laquored Japanese sandals that were more that looked like platform flip flops. "I am the Kage Tenshi, the Angel of Darkness that feeds on suffering & despair! I am Satan. I am EVIL ITSELF! NOW HAND OVER THE CUTE LITTLE BUNNY & I WON'T MAKE YOU UNHAPPY!!!" She screamed. "So your name is Kage Tenshi?" "NO! It's Xellis Angelos. But I'm still the Kage Tenshi, it's my job title. I am the ruler of the night & all those who avoid the daylight. Just call me Xellis-chama." "Okay, Xellis-chama. Hey, you're one of the people we sent letters to! Oh yeah, what the fuck is this bunny you're talking about?" Xellis groaned. "You better listen up, I don't feel like repeating this gay story more than once. Okay, it all started with my friends, Lacy & Stuart. They are really, really open with their love for one another, as in: THEY FUCK IN PUBLIC PLACES! Well, someone didn't appreciate the show & turned them both into bunnies, since they fuck like bunnies. Meaning a they do it often. Then this wacked out bitch teleported them to two different places; now I gotta go & find the two of them & bring them back together to make them both people again. So I found Lacy in a Dunkin' Doughnuts. Now, I got it on good authority that Stuart is here, my home world, & I hear that all creatures abnormal to this world are very interesting to Hojo who works here. I figure my chances of finding Stuart would be highest if I went to him, beat the shit out of him & make him tell me where the little bastard is. So, red, you gonna make me hurt you or will you help me get what I want so I can get the hell away from here without opening another gate to hell here?" Xellis's hands twitched meaningfully on the handles of her knives. "Well, Hojo hasn't brought any new specimens here in a month. I'm sorry but he also died a week back. So, your bunny isn't here. What is a bunny, anyway?" He asked, standing up with Xel's help. She pulled out a small furry creature that fit into the cup she made with both her hands. It was black all over with blue eyes. "This is a bunny. Actually, this bunny is Lacy but whatever." She sighed. "Looks like your baby isn't here. I won't give up though, Lacy. Just wait a little longer." Xellis put the bunny back up her sleeve & it seemed to disappear. Rufus looked at her. "You're good at slaying demons, vampires, & the like, right? Because we've been having a problem with them & if you can help then I would help you search for this bunny thing & believe me, this world is big, my friend. You'll need all the help you can get." Xellis smirked. "I know how to handle anything. Just tell me two things. One, where did you send the letters &, two, how much are you gonna pay me?" She grinned. Rufus thought back. "If I remember right then we sent the messengers to the Crater, that's where you live, right?" The black haired girl slapped her forehead. "Yeah, but don't you know what else lives in the Crater? HELL'S MOST TORMENTED & TERRIBLE CREATURES!!! Did any of your messengers ever make it back?!" "Now that you mention it, no; oh & your pay would be quite substantial. Think around twelve to thirteen zeros behind any one digit number & you've got a deal." "Okay! I'm talking 70,000,000,000,000 gil! Yeah, that ought to keep me off the street for a night or two!" Rufus made up the contract & was about to review it but she didn't let him. Xellis yanked the scroll of paper from his grip, it was a contract & she signed in her own blood, as her custom. Red eyes glitter with happy tears. "I'LL FINALLY HAVE MONEY!!! GIL! GIL! GIL! I'LL BE ABLE TO EAT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MONTH!!!" She hugged Rufus. "Oh, your name's Rufus, right? Aren't you a fruit?" She said, smiling sweetly. "Uh, how the fuck did you know that?! I thought I was careful not to let anyone know that!!" Xellis hugged him again. "No, you just exude gay!" She squealed, as if it was a compliment. Rufus was thinking he may have made a mistake. "Anyway, you'll get paid after each job you complete." He said, filling away the contract. "Are you in need of assistance? I mean, you aren't a novice are you?" Xellis looked slightly offended. "I've killed plenty, thank you! I don't need any help! I can kill anyone with just a paper clip, so don't worry about me, Ruffy!" She spat indignantly back at him. Rufus wished he hadn't angered her as her eyes slid to where his paper clip holder was on his desk. He didn't want a demonstration of her abilities, especially since he was the only living thing other than her in the office. He was just about to beg for mercy when his door was flattened to the floor. There, where the door had been was Sephiroth, in his black coat, pants, boots, & gloves, with his Masamune sheathed & tied to his belt. "Xellis-chama, I am here to serve you!" He yelled. Xellis ran & leapt into his arms. "You have returned to me, my dark Angel!" He exclaimed happily. Xellis giggled. "Yep, I'll never leave you." She promised. "But I've got work to do now. I've been hired by Ruffy, to kill my children of darkness who have strayed from my kingdom of shadows. It will pain me but I will get over it, especially since Ruffy's paying me 70,000,000,000,000 gil for it!" She gave him a thumbs-up. "I'll go with you, Xellis-chama. I'm bored & you know I tried to destroy the planet the last time you left me alone for too long." Now, as Xellis sets out to mow down her own children of darkness, with the moronic & insane Sephiroth at her side, what will become of the planet? It'll probably survive. maybe.
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Xellis made her scene... we're doomed
- HAHAHAHAHA! My mother had made the scene! The world will be plagued by darkness!! -
Oh no you don't Blaed! Don't give her any ideas! *pulls on Blaed's lips*
I have to ask myself... am I being punished for not doing what I was suppose to do...?
- Ve vuve vu tu. -
End of Chapter 2