Chapter 2
Melkor has just spent a long time on a small project of his own. he's made some new creature out of wool and cotton.
Melkor: OOH! I love my little teddy bear!
{Enter orc3}
Orc3: your evilness! I come with news. Ah! Look out sir there is a strange deformity attacking you!
Melkor: It's not a deformity! He's my little Teddy!
Orc3 looks very scared and begins to back away as Melkor reveals a five- footed purple thing with one eye and four ears.
Orc3: * Cough * well I'll just go now
Orc3 backs out then runs as he leaves.
Melkor: this is your fault Ted! Stop scaring all my minions! Remember that Balrog that never got over the fright! He's in intensive care now!
Melkor is tired after all his work and thinks he needs someone to help him out.
Melkor: Sauron! Come fourth!
{Enter Sauron}
Sauron: Yes my lord! Command me!
Melkor: sit down dude! And lets rap!
Sauron: sorry I cant sing, let alone rap with this deep evil voice that's so out of tune!
Melkor: NO! not rap.. RAP!
Sauron: you've lost me sorry!
Melkor: daah! Is nobody with the times?
Sauron: obviously not!
Melkor: now back to the matter at hand.
Sauron: ooh! Let me guess! Your running out of jewellery and you need me to make a ring for you?
Melkor: no. that's tomorrow's job. I want you to take command of the defences for a wile! I need a rest.
Sauron: Very well your lordship. And might I say how exquisitely shiny your crown is looking today.
Melkor: I know where your going with this Sauron! And I say again. YOU CANNOT WERE IT!
Sauron: aww
(to be continued)
Melkor has just spent a long time on a small project of his own. he's made some new creature out of wool and cotton.
Melkor: OOH! I love my little teddy bear!
{Enter orc3}
Orc3: your evilness! I come with news. Ah! Look out sir there is a strange deformity attacking you!
Melkor: It's not a deformity! He's my little Teddy!
Orc3 looks very scared and begins to back away as Melkor reveals a five- footed purple thing with one eye and four ears.
Orc3: * Cough * well I'll just go now
Orc3 backs out then runs as he leaves.
Melkor: this is your fault Ted! Stop scaring all my minions! Remember that Balrog that never got over the fright! He's in intensive care now!
Melkor is tired after all his work and thinks he needs someone to help him out.
Melkor: Sauron! Come fourth!
{Enter Sauron}
Sauron: Yes my lord! Command me!
Melkor: sit down dude! And lets rap!
Sauron: sorry I cant sing, let alone rap with this deep evil voice that's so out of tune!
Melkor: NO! not rap.. RAP!
Sauron: you've lost me sorry!
Melkor: daah! Is nobody with the times?
Sauron: obviously not!
Melkor: now back to the matter at hand.
Sauron: ooh! Let me guess! Your running out of jewellery and you need me to make a ring for you?
Melkor: no. that's tomorrow's job. I want you to take command of the defences for a wile! I need a rest.
Sauron: Very well your lordship. And might I say how exquisitely shiny your crown is looking today.
Melkor: I know where your going with this Sauron! And I say again. YOU CANNOT WERE IT!
Sauron: aww
(to be continued)