Last time:
"Come in.. come in.. I've been waiting for you.. finally you've come..". Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) was all afraid but opened the door nevertheless..
"WELCOME TO BUNNY LAND!" Snape cried jumping up and down on his couch in a pink tutu. "THE PIZZA SERVICE HAS COME FINALLY! SIRIUS! REMUS! COOOOME! THE PIZZA IS HERE!" and in dashed a green tutu wearing Sirius and a blue tutu wearing Remus.
Loudly Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) gaped for air. He wished he had never come into this house. However, he knew now where Sirius was! "Umm.. professor I'm not the Pizza Service-" Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) began but was cut off by Snape who started weeping and crying loudly. "Now? See what you have done? Are you happy?" Sirius snapped iratedly at Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) while Remus was comforting poor Severus. "Well, I only wanted to-" Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) began once more but then Sirius started crying too and Remus had a lot to do, considering he had to calm down to grown up men. "Remus,.. are they high?" – "WHAT? NO! WE HAVEN'T SMOKED POT! OR GRAS! NEVER! AND- OHHHH LOOK IT ALL THE PURDY COLORS!". Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) shook his head. He wouldn't get help here. After grabbing one of the joints that was rolling on the floor Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) stalked out again.
He thrust his fists into the air, yelling loudly: "WILL I EVER GET HELP? WILL I EVER FULFILL MY TASK?" and waited. Suddenly the clouds in the sky began to swirl and suddenly a head popped out of the clouds. "Oh Lord! You've heard me! Will you help me?" Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) asked hopefully throwing himself onto the ground like he had seen Graham Chapman do in Monty Python's 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. "What? Lord? I'm not your Lord! I'm J from the Men In Black and I wanted to know if you have seen an Alien running around devouring men?" Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie)'s eyes nearly popped out. He was really talking to J from MIB! Wow! Shivers ran up and down Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie)'s spine and he nearly fainted. However, he didn't (to our pity) and was able to stutter: "Um,.. NO SIR J SIR!" - "Good,.. and now look closely into this little object.." – "OH LOOK! AN OOMPA LOOMPA!" – "Huh? What where?" J said and turned around to where Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) had pointed his finger at, seeing nothing. However, when J turned around again he only found a note lying on the floor. Picking it up he cursed loudly. The sheet of paper said: "HAHAHA! I KNOW YOUR TRICKS SUCKER! TOO LATE! WHAT A PITY YOU DIDN'T KNOW ME!"
Panting heavily once again Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) stopped behind a tree and waited for some time until he sensed J was gone. "Great! First I interrupt Hermione and Draco ::THUNDER:: making love, then I want to see Snape, who, unfortunately is on drugs and then I nearly get my memory blown away because of some stupid MIB! THANK YOU WHOEVER BRINGS ME INTO THESE STUPID SITUATIONS!" he cried out and started digging a hole into the earth he was sitting on.
"Maybe," he thought, "when I dig a hole into the earth and go through the hole I'll land in Spongebob's world!" he dug and dug and dug. But then landed in China. "SHIT" he cursed loudly and wandered through his hole once more. Again he came out in China. "SHIT I'M DOOMED!" Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) cursed once more. "WHAT CAN I DO?". He didn't know how to help himself and so went to the only one who could. Panting loudly he arrived at the one's house and knocked his Spongebob knock.
AN: Have you ever realised that, it doesn't matter where, the other end of the world is always china? "OH, I'm in Amerika, the other end of the world is China!"
"OH, I'm in Australia, the other end of the world is China!"
"OH, I'm in Germany, the other end of the world is China!"
"OH, I'm in Duckburgh, the other end of the world is China!"
"OH, I'm in Japan, the other end of the world is China!"
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