Chapter 3
Long Melkor rested on his dark throne. Until in a dream, he had a vision! When he awoke, he took immediate action.
Melkor: I have decided I need a guard dog!
{Enter Orc cleric}
Orc C: sir who are you talking to?
Melkor: Myself! It's the only way I can guarantee intelligent conversation. Cancel my appointment! I have to go the pet shop!
Orc C: But sir! Your 3:00 appointment is hear! It is rather important! He needs to discuss the fact that the Orcs have run out of Custard!
Melkor: It can wait! Just give them, I don't know. fish soup!
Orc C: But! Sir! We've had fish soup for the last 300 years! We need the custard!
Melkor: are you questioning my judgment? If you are!!!
The Orc Cleric was said to be the first mortal being to travel into outer space. whilst Melkor travels to a pet shop. in Beleriand.
{enter shop assistant}
S,A: Yes Sir and what may you bee looking for?
Melkor: I want some form of Guard Dog! Something furious enough to bite a man's hand off! Or even better half his body!
S,A: Well would you like to come and see what your looking for?
Melkor: if I must.
They walk past several small dogs, each looking slightly livid. However, hardly any to Melkor's liking until they come to a particularly large wolf!
Melkor: yes this is just what I wanted! What is his name?
S,A: his name is Cuddly Fluff!
Melkor: . Brilliant!
Melkor takes his new pet back to Angband. He always referred to it as Fluffy but the Orcs called him Carcharoth and so all others named him.
{enter Orc4}
Orc4: You're Black-heartedness! News has come that two strange people have defeated Sauron!
Melkor: Who?
Orc4: not known my liege!
Melkor: That Sauron cannot be trusted with anything but jewellery making!
Orc4: We found him asleep on the floor drooling and muttering something about eating a sheep!
Melkor: yes he's never liked sheep.
(to be continued)
Long Melkor rested on his dark throne. Until in a dream, he had a vision! When he awoke, he took immediate action.
Melkor: I have decided I need a guard dog!
{Enter Orc cleric}
Orc C: sir who are you talking to?
Melkor: Myself! It's the only way I can guarantee intelligent conversation. Cancel my appointment! I have to go the pet shop!
Orc C: But sir! Your 3:00 appointment is hear! It is rather important! He needs to discuss the fact that the Orcs have run out of Custard!
Melkor: It can wait! Just give them, I don't know. fish soup!
Orc C: But! Sir! We've had fish soup for the last 300 years! We need the custard!
Melkor: are you questioning my judgment? If you are!!!
The Orc Cleric was said to be the first mortal being to travel into outer space. whilst Melkor travels to a pet shop. in Beleriand.
{enter shop assistant}
S,A: Yes Sir and what may you bee looking for?
Melkor: I want some form of Guard Dog! Something furious enough to bite a man's hand off! Or even better half his body!
S,A: Well would you like to come and see what your looking for?
Melkor: if I must.
They walk past several small dogs, each looking slightly livid. However, hardly any to Melkor's liking until they come to a particularly large wolf!
Melkor: yes this is just what I wanted! What is his name?
S,A: his name is Cuddly Fluff!
Melkor: . Brilliant!
Melkor takes his new pet back to Angband. He always referred to it as Fluffy but the Orcs called him Carcharoth and so all others named him.
{enter Orc4}
Orc4: You're Black-heartedness! News has come that two strange people have defeated Sauron!
Melkor: Who?
Orc4: not known my liege!
Melkor: That Sauron cannot be trusted with anything but jewellery making!
Orc4: We found him asleep on the floor drooling and muttering something about eating a sheep!
Melkor: yes he's never liked sheep.
(to be continued)