Last time:
Panting loudly he arrived at the one's house and knocked his Spongebob knock.
..Slowly the door opened.. and he was standing in front of JOHN CLEESE! "Oops, I'm sorry!" Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) shrieked when he saw Nick the ghost and ran away.
Panting heavily he arrived at the right house and knocked once more his famous Spongebob knock. "Oh come in my dear! How can I help you?" the one cried happily and opened the door wider. "Well.. I've got a problem and I wanted to know if you could help me." – "Of course! I'd do everything for you!" – "Well, I want to go into Spongebob Squarepants' world.." – "Ohh.. you want to leave me?" – "Well, we are not exactly together you know.." – "Okay.. I understand.. I'm just something quick.. something meaningless.. YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR THAT!" The one yelled angrilly stomping onto the ground loudly. "Oh.. sure, will you come with me?" Harry asked, shrugging carelessly. Angrily the one cried: "WELL MISTER! I've got news for you! I HATE YOU!" the spoon yelled running away crying loudly. Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) stood in the doorframe gasping loudly. Then, infuriatedly he yelled. "WELL! DON'T WORRY! THE FEELING'S RETURNED!" but then he collapsed onto the floor, crying heavily. His beloved spoon had left him.. how could he have been so stupid? But now wasn't the time to let emotions overcome him. He had a task that needed to be fullfilled. So he went on around the world, looking for someone who may be able to help him.
First he visited the graveyards of his parents (AN: Did you ever realise his parents didn't have a graveyard? Only Voldie's dad has got one..) and cried his little green eyes a puffy red. Then he wiped his tears away with leaves, however, the leaves were toxic, which left him much with a facestyle of an Alien. (AN: Ever seen Malcolm in the Middle? Awww..) Suddenly J returned and wanted to take Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) with him, for he thought Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) was the Alien that devoured men. Suddenly, however, the real Alien that devoured men appeared behind Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) and, yelling loudly something that sounded like "HOW CAN YOU THINK HE IS THE ALIEN THAT DEVOURS MEN? I'M THE ONLY ALIEN HERE THAT DEVOURS MEN! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT LITTLE PIPSQUEAK?" and devoured J. Then the Alien that devoured men thanked Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) who looked like an alien that devoured men and ran away, cheering loudly.
Then Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) went on, after the toxic reaction lessened and he looked like before. He visited Lockhart at Saint Mungo's and told him about his quest. Lockhart became especially happy whenever Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) mentioned the name of Spongebob Squarepants. So the conversation went on like this. "And you see, when I visited Hermione and Draco ::THUNDER:: to tell her about my Spongebob Squarepants proble-" – "OH YES SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" – "Well, yes what I wanted to say, my Spongebob Squarepants probl-" – "YAY! LET'S CHEER FOR SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" and up Lockhart jumped from his bed and started making a little insane victory dance. Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) was thrown out of Saint Mungo's for disturbing one of their most complicated patients.
Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) didn't know how, but suddenly he found himself in Africa passing a gigantic tree. Inside lived four wise monkeys who could talk, so Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) went inside and greeted them. The first monkey spoke: "Hello, I'm the blue monkey and my name is 'Cupboard'. There sits my green monkey brother 'Table' and my pink monkey sister 'Chair' and my orange monkey sister 'Spoon'. What can we do for you stranger?" Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) opened his mouth and words came out flowing. "Dear Mister Cupboard Sir! I wanted to know if you knew how I could visit Spongebob Squarepants!" The monkeys shrieked loudly and eeping the rushed into a corner. Holding a conference they discussed wether to help Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) or not. Finally they came back. "Dear Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie). We cannot tell you how you can visit him, but how he can visit you. The only thing you have to do is.."
AN: YAY! ANOTHER CHAPTER DONE! I LOVE MY MONKEYS!
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