Last time:
Finally they came back. "Dear Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) . We cannot tell you how you can visit him, but how he can visit you. The only thing you have to do is.."
It was one of those completely normal afternoons in the 23 year old's life. Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) Potter was walking down the street singing: "WHOOOOOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?" – "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" cried Spongebob Squarepants.
"Oh Spongebob," Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) confessed, "I'm so happy to be with you! I never liked the Sexmonster Hermione or Fatass Ron! Finally we are friends and you are real!" – "Yeah, I'm happy too!" Spongebob Squarepants said with his totally annoying voice.
"Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie).. look! There's Qoo!!" and Spongebob ran over to his new blue friend. They hugged happily and Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) stared at them jelaously but then joined them jumping up and down. Suddenyl Hello Kitty came around the corner of Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie)'s house. "HARRY (MAY HE LIVE LONG, CONSIDERING HIS POOR CHILDHOOD AND ALL THE HORRIBLE TIMES HE ESCAPED BADASS VOLDIE)" Kitty cried "HARRY (MAY HE LIVE LONG, CONSIDERING HIS POOR CHILDHOOD AND ALL THE HORRIBLE TIMES HE ESCAPED BADASS VOLDIE)! PIKACHU HAS DONE IT AGAIN!" – "Noooo.." Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) groaned loudly and dashed into the garden behind his house yelling "PIKACHU! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!".
There in the middle of the lawn lay a biiiiiiiiiig mountain of soft toys. Pikachu was standing on the tip of the mountain and waving around with Harrry's wand yelling "PIKA PIKAAAACHU BISASAM!". A flashy light came out of the tip of the wand and swarmed over to a Bisasam Soft toy. Startled the Soft toy jumped up and realized it was alive. "BISA BISASAAAAM". "PIKACHU!" Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) yelled. "Come down now!" he ordered but Pikachu merely smirked a Draco ::THUNDER:: smirk and jumped onto Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie)'s broom, waving good-bye with Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie)'s wand. "NOOO PIKACHU! YOU CANNOT DO THIS! YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THEM!" – "BEEEWAHAHAHA PIKACHU!" was all Pikachu yelled.
Suddenly Tigger, Piglet and Winnie the Pooh came around the corner and jumped onto Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie), who fell onto the ground startled. Slowly all the soft toys started marching towards Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie)'s figure on the floor who whimpered very very high. However, Spongebob rescued him.
"FRIENDS!" Spongebob yelled "Be thankfull to Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) that he made us all live! He gave us live! Why do you want to kill him?" – "He chewed me once he was sleeping!" Hello Kitty yelled while she was dancing with Veemon in a corner of the garden. "Yeah! And once, when he was angry because Hermione didn't like him, he punched me!" Piglet cried loudly.
"But friends! He's not perfect! He's just Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie)!" Spongebob said loudly and earned much approval. The mass clapped wildly and cheered. "Thanks Geewiz.." Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) muttered, lying under the mountain of soft toys. "Shht.." Spongebob whispered. "I'll get you out of this one" turning to the mass he announced "Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) is the one who gave us our live. With the tip of his wand he aspirated a soul in our bodies. It doesn't matter what he did wrong.. what he did for us is much more important! I ask you: WILL YOU CHEER HIM UP WITH ME OR AT LEAST LET HIM LIVE?" a loud muttering was heard under the crowd of living soft toys. "Yeah.. I think we will.." Squirtle said. Many cheers followed Squirtle and after some more cheering they freed Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) of the other soft toys.
"Thank you Spongebob" He muttered and went into his house, only taking Spongebob with him. "Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) , will you tell me the story again about how you made me live?" – "Oh.. that's a long story. See, the four wise monkeys told me what to do.. and so.." – "Yeah, but what did they tell you to do?" – "Umm... well, they said I should make one of my Spongebob Squarepants soft toys alive. And so after they told me I dashed home, grabbed one of my Spongebob Squarepants soft toys and hexed him alive.. and that's how you were born!" – "Oh HARRY (MAY HE LIVE LONG, CONSIDERING HIS POOR CHILDHOOD AND ALL THE HORRIBLE TIMES HE ESCAPED BADASS VOLDIE) ! THAT WAS SUCH A NICE THING OF YOU TO DO!" – "Yeah.. wasn't it? However, I also made my other soft toys live.. and that wasn't the most intelligent thing to do.. but.. oh well.. at least I've got you!"
AN: That's it folks! That's just a meaningless little insane Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) Potter story.. totally insane. Anyway, hope you enjoyed it and laughed a lot! You know, that was just a quickie.. quick and meaningless.
Spoon: "OH? I'm meaningless? WELL! I HATE YOU!"
Me: Well, don't worry, the feeling's mutual..
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NADDA! NOTHING! NICHTS!