Chapter 5
Beren and Lúthien escaped but the Silmaril was in the belly of Carcharoth. Melkor awakens.
Melkor: * Yawns * oh, what time is it? Breakfast time? I hope so! Orcs! Oh Orcs?
{enter orc5 and orc6}
Orc5: Yes oh black hearted one!
Melkor: I want Breakfast! Firstly; egg, sausage, bacon, toast, beans, Mutton, beef, pork, cheese, ham, pineapple, salt, shoes, crumpets, and a few hundred crates of Garlic bread. now for the main course I'd like. why are you looking at me like that? Its less than I normally eat!
Or6: I, erm, don't quite know how to tell you, but one of your Silmarils is. well, missing.
Orc6's remains were still being picked up off the walls fifty years hence this point.
Melkor: MISING! I'LL BET IT T'WAS THAT STINKIN DANCER WHO INSULTED MY SINGING! I'LL SHOW HER WHEN I RELEASE MY SINGEL! THEN I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Orc5: y-y-y-your e-e-evil-l-l n-n-ness! I erm, have a.
Melkor: Don't speak whilst I'm rambling! Or you'll end up in the same state as your little friend! Now, where was I? Oh yes. Stupid dancer taking my little fluffy too! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND ALL YOUR.erm. well just CURSE YOU!
Melkor's fury burst into cataclysmic rage as he smashed all the pottery in his castle.
{enter Orc7}
Orc7: sir perhaps a holiday will make you feel better? Woops!
Orc7 knocked over a table with a small plate on it. The plate smashed.
Melkor: DAAAAAAH! YOU FOOL! That was the most priceless artefact in the castle! My Wife's going to kill me! But not before I kill YOU!
Orc7: No sir! T'was an accident!
Melkor: ACCIDENT? Oh that's just fine! Oh we'd all love it if every accident wasn't punished! Wouldn't we? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD ACCIDENTLY PUT IT BACK TOGETHER?
Orc7: no oh tremendously important one!
Melkor: THEN DIE!
Melkor hurled his hammer down upon ork7, who was killed by the fright and not the hammer blow.
Melkor: Oh B***er what am I going to do? I've got to clean this all up before my wife gets home!
Melkor tidied up with years to spare. Than he took a vow.
Melkor: I swear never to become enraged again! Therefore, much to the annoyance of the writer, Ending this series!
Every one gasps as the curtain falls. on Melkor's head.
Beren and Lúthien escaped but the Silmaril was in the belly of Carcharoth. Melkor awakens.
Melkor: * Yawns * oh, what time is it? Breakfast time? I hope so! Orcs! Oh Orcs?
{enter orc5 and orc6}
Orc5: Yes oh black hearted one!
Melkor: I want Breakfast! Firstly; egg, sausage, bacon, toast, beans, Mutton, beef, pork, cheese, ham, pineapple, salt, shoes, crumpets, and a few hundred crates of Garlic bread. now for the main course I'd like. why are you looking at me like that? Its less than I normally eat!
Or6: I, erm, don't quite know how to tell you, but one of your Silmarils is. well, missing.
Orc6's remains were still being picked up off the walls fifty years hence this point.
Melkor: MISING! I'LL BET IT T'WAS THAT STINKIN DANCER WHO INSULTED MY SINGING! I'LL SHOW HER WHEN I RELEASE MY SINGEL! THEN I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Orc5: y-y-y-your e-e-evil-l-l n-n-ness! I erm, have a.
Melkor: Don't speak whilst I'm rambling! Or you'll end up in the same state as your little friend! Now, where was I? Oh yes. Stupid dancer taking my little fluffy too! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND ALL YOUR.erm. well just CURSE YOU!
Melkor's fury burst into cataclysmic rage as he smashed all the pottery in his castle.
{enter Orc7}
Orc7: sir perhaps a holiday will make you feel better? Woops!
Orc7 knocked over a table with a small plate on it. The plate smashed.
Melkor: DAAAAAAH! YOU FOOL! That was the most priceless artefact in the castle! My Wife's going to kill me! But not before I kill YOU!
Orc7: No sir! T'was an accident!
Melkor: ACCIDENT? Oh that's just fine! Oh we'd all love it if every accident wasn't punished! Wouldn't we? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD ACCIDENTLY PUT IT BACK TOGETHER?
Orc7: no oh tremendously important one!
Melkor: THEN DIE!
Melkor hurled his hammer down upon ork7, who was killed by the fright and not the hammer blow.
Melkor: Oh B***er what am I going to do? I've got to clean this all up before my wife gets home!
Melkor tidied up with years to spare. Than he took a vow.
Melkor: I swear never to become enraged again! Therefore, much to the annoyance of the writer, Ending this series!
Every one gasps as the curtain falls. on Melkor's head.