Authoresses' Notes: We're back! That's right, Lady Sephiroth and Griffin of
Malik bring you another Yu-gi-ou fanfic filled with malice and torture of
the funniest kind. Well.maybe not the funniest kind.but you'll at least
think it's stupid enough to laugh at.
Lady Sephiroth & Griffin's Heart: ^_^ We guarantee!
Disclaimer: Laura Croft/Tomb Raider, and all associated Yu-gi-ou characters do not belong to either of us, or else this fanfiction might actually become a real episode.
Malik: -_-' Heaven forbid. (Is glomped by Griffin) ACK!!
The Millenium Awards
with your hosts
Laura Croft and Monica
Laura: (testily) That's hostesses!
*scene opens to a dramatic stage wider than a football field with a cheesy Eye of Horus in the background set against black curtains. A lone podium stands in the middle, wide enough for maybe one and a half people, made completely out of glass. Two pretty women stand hip to hip in the center, both dressed in eye popping evening gowns that show plenty of skin and ample cleavage.*
Monica: (grinning) Welcome to the very first annual Millenium Awards. I'm yo' ghetto hostess Monica. You've probably never heard of me before, but I was the one who threw the thang thang in Griffin's fanfic "O.O What's This Button Do?". That's right, tha's a shameless promotion right ther. Eh, whuz up Laura? What'chu doin her anyway?
Laura: (eye twitching) Someone thought it'd be funny to put me in here just for kicks. Whoever did is going to get the shooting of a lifetime.
Monica:.Yeah. Um, so anyway, ya'll gon' have a good time tonight. Lemme her' that audience cherin' and whatnot.
Audience: *claps politely*
Monica: Now see that don't make no sense. Before this night is ova, we gone make sure ya'll doin' the Arsenio ova her, know what I'm sayin'?
Laura: Do you know what you're saying?
Monica: Most of the time I do. A'ight, so to get our evening started, we gone kick it off wit a little you know, one of them thangs wer' they list all the people tha's gone appear throughout the night and er'thang. Eh.So roll film or whateva. I'm finna go get me some Coke and rum. That's right, that's another shameless promotion right ther. (does Harlem Shake) Hey now!
Laura: (grimaces) Ugh.
*Camera shifts to big screen that lowers from ceiling behind the podium*
Mysterious Voice: And now tonight's Millenium Awards! With appearances by- presented in random order-Seto Kaiba!
Audience: *claps politely*
Joey: Boo!
MV: Mokuba Kaiba!
A: *continues to clap politely, slight cheering*
MV: Joey Wheeler!
A: *still clapping politely*
Seto: You suck Wheeler!
MV: Yami!
A: *will clap politely until arms fall off, or at least someone tells them to stop*
Tea: Yea! Yami you rule! ^_^
Yami: (cringing in fear) Keep her away from me.
MV: Yugi!
Camera Man: My camera won't go low enough to view him! He's too short!
A: *claps anyway*
MV: Bakura!
Bakura: Soon I will possess all 7 millenium items! Then the world will be mine!!
A: O.O
MV: .Uh.Ryou Bakura!
Ryou: (smiles sweetly)
A: Aww.
MV: Malik!
A: *claps politely*
Malik: What're you clapping for?! *eye twitches*
A: O.O (stops clapping)
MV:.Uh.Yami Malik!
Yami Malik: (laughs maniacally)
A:.
MV: The Egyptian God Cards!
EGC: (in unison) Hello!
A: *cheers*
MV: Some random Rare Hunters!
A: .
*crickets chirp*
MV: And some other random Yu-gi-ou characters I forgot to mention. With special musical guest appearances by Linkin Park!
A: *cheers wildly*
Ryou: Yea! Linkin Park rules!
Bakura: Yes. They'll be the only ones to survive my wrath, once I possess all seven Millenium Items!
MV: Crappil Latrene!
Avril: That's Avril Lavigne!
MV: I had it right the first time. Chad Kroeger featuring Josey Scott!
CK&JS: (smiles)
MV: *NSYNC!
A: *cheers*
Bakura: *NSYNC sucks!
Yugi: That's not true!
Bakura: (glaring) Want to make something of it?
Yugi: (swallows, sinks down in chair) No.
Bakura: They suck then. That's final.
Ryou: (leans over in Yami's ear) I think they rule.
Bakura: What was that?!
Ryou: (nervously) Nothing!
MV: Barenaked Ladies!
Joey: Did you hear that? They're gonna have butt naked ladies running across the stage! Aw, this is gonna be so sweet.!
Mokuba: (sweat drops) I think they mean the band Joey.
Joey: (gasps in disbelief) There's a band full of butt naked ladies?! Dude, that is so sweet!!
Seto:-_-'.Baka.
MV: Destiny's Child!
Yami: Beyoncè is so hot! (drools uncontrollably)
MV: Jennifer Lopez!
A: *scattered applause*
Malik: (eye twitching violently) What's wrong with you people?! Clap I say! Clap for the goddess who will rule beside me once I take over the world!
Random audience member: It's just that.she's everywhere. We're kind of sick of seeing her.
Yami Malik: (pulls out millenium dagger and stabs said random audience member to death)
Yugi: O.O Looks like he's a J-Lo fan.
Malik: Anyone else sick of seeing J-Lo? Because I can make it so that you won't have to see her ever again.
*cricket chirps*
Malik: I thought so.
MV: Simple Plan!
Seto: Here's a simple plan-let's get out of here.
Mokuba: (whining) But Seto, I want to stay! (proceeds with puppy-dog eyes)
Seto: .Alright. But the minute it gets gay, we're out of here.
MV: Sum 41!
A: *cheers wildly*
MV: Good Charlotte!
Ryou: Yay! Hopefully they'll perform The Anthem-that's my favorite song of theirs!
Bakura: That's because you're a LOSER! HA! (punches Ryou in the arm)
Ryou: (rubs arm painfully) Ow..
MV: Nelly.!
Monica: Look, that's enough! If you name everyone who's in the show then we ain't gone get nowher'. Hopefully none of ya'll left in the first place. You talk too much-now we gotta go to commercial break. Stupid.I need some mo' Coke and rum. Come on Laura. (snatches Laura off stage with her)
Laura: (yelps) Hey!
****Commercial****
Teenager: (is nasally congested) I used to have rashes really bad. And bumps everywhere. EVERYWHERE. But then I asked my doctor about H8Milus. H8Milus helped me get rid of everything. *teenager walks onto screen* EVERYTHING. *you find out that he's invisible, they switch the camera away*
For more information about h8Milus, call 1-800-985-2038-2948-2482-9204-9223- 0106-6.
Man: *talking very fast* Side effects may include drowsiness, headaches, vomiting, sleepwalking, thoughts that you're a little girl, a lamp, a game of Simon, a cat, a dog, a nail file, a chicken, a lawn gnome, a keyboard, an actual Millenium Item, a Millenium Award, a shoe, a bird, a window, a curb, a blanket, Carmen San Diego, an Internet cord, a virus, the country of Africa; rashes, bumps, claustrophobia, brontophobia, arachnophobia, necrophelism, asexual thoughts, a craving for graham crackers, uncleanness, ticks, twitches, lice, a taste for crayons, depression, loss of eyesight, loss of a controlled bladder, and in very common cases, death.
****End Commercial****
Monica: O_O That's some sick mess right ther. Eh.And now onto our very first award for Best Supporting Character! And the nominees are.!
**** Lady Sephiroth: (insert evil laugh here)
Griffin of Malik: (still glomping Malik) She does that a lot. Thanks for doing that thing! You can press the little button at the bottom now. Come Bunny Foo Foo! We shall prepare for.Chapter two. (insert lesser but still quite evil laugh here)
Malik: -_-' My life sucks.
Lady Sephiroth & Griffin's Heart: ^_^ We guarantee!
Disclaimer: Laura Croft/Tomb Raider, and all associated Yu-gi-ou characters do not belong to either of us, or else this fanfiction might actually become a real episode.
Malik: -_-' Heaven forbid. (Is glomped by Griffin) ACK!!
The Millenium Awards
with your hosts
Laura Croft and Monica
Laura: (testily) That's hostesses!
*scene opens to a dramatic stage wider than a football field with a cheesy Eye of Horus in the background set against black curtains. A lone podium stands in the middle, wide enough for maybe one and a half people, made completely out of glass. Two pretty women stand hip to hip in the center, both dressed in eye popping evening gowns that show plenty of skin and ample cleavage.*
Monica: (grinning) Welcome to the very first annual Millenium Awards. I'm yo' ghetto hostess Monica. You've probably never heard of me before, but I was the one who threw the thang thang in Griffin's fanfic "O.O What's This Button Do?". That's right, tha's a shameless promotion right ther. Eh, whuz up Laura? What'chu doin her anyway?
Laura: (eye twitching) Someone thought it'd be funny to put me in here just for kicks. Whoever did is going to get the shooting of a lifetime.
Monica:.Yeah. Um, so anyway, ya'll gon' have a good time tonight. Lemme her' that audience cherin' and whatnot.
Audience: *claps politely*
Monica: Now see that don't make no sense. Before this night is ova, we gone make sure ya'll doin' the Arsenio ova her, know what I'm sayin'?
Laura: Do you know what you're saying?
Monica: Most of the time I do. A'ight, so to get our evening started, we gone kick it off wit a little you know, one of them thangs wer' they list all the people tha's gone appear throughout the night and er'thang. Eh.So roll film or whateva. I'm finna go get me some Coke and rum. That's right, that's another shameless promotion right ther. (does Harlem Shake) Hey now!
Laura: (grimaces) Ugh.
*Camera shifts to big screen that lowers from ceiling behind the podium*
Mysterious Voice: And now tonight's Millenium Awards! With appearances by- presented in random order-Seto Kaiba!
Audience: *claps politely*
Joey: Boo!
MV: Mokuba Kaiba!
A: *continues to clap politely, slight cheering*
MV: Joey Wheeler!
A: *still clapping politely*
Seto: You suck Wheeler!
MV: Yami!
A: *will clap politely until arms fall off, or at least someone tells them to stop*
Tea: Yea! Yami you rule! ^_^
Yami: (cringing in fear) Keep her away from me.
MV: Yugi!
Camera Man: My camera won't go low enough to view him! He's too short!
A: *claps anyway*
MV: Bakura!
Bakura: Soon I will possess all 7 millenium items! Then the world will be mine!!
A: O.O
MV: .Uh.Ryou Bakura!
Ryou: (smiles sweetly)
A: Aww.
MV: Malik!
A: *claps politely*
Malik: What're you clapping for?! *eye twitches*
A: O.O (stops clapping)
MV:.Uh.Yami Malik!
Yami Malik: (laughs maniacally)
A:.
MV: The Egyptian God Cards!
EGC: (in unison) Hello!
A: *cheers*
MV: Some random Rare Hunters!
A: .
*crickets chirp*
MV: And some other random Yu-gi-ou characters I forgot to mention. With special musical guest appearances by Linkin Park!
A: *cheers wildly*
Ryou: Yea! Linkin Park rules!
Bakura: Yes. They'll be the only ones to survive my wrath, once I possess all seven Millenium Items!
MV: Crappil Latrene!
Avril: That's Avril Lavigne!
MV: I had it right the first time. Chad Kroeger featuring Josey Scott!
CK&JS: (smiles)
MV: *NSYNC!
A: *cheers*
Bakura: *NSYNC sucks!
Yugi: That's not true!
Bakura: (glaring) Want to make something of it?
Yugi: (swallows, sinks down in chair) No.
Bakura: They suck then. That's final.
Ryou: (leans over in Yami's ear) I think they rule.
Bakura: What was that?!
Ryou: (nervously) Nothing!
MV: Barenaked Ladies!
Joey: Did you hear that? They're gonna have butt naked ladies running across the stage! Aw, this is gonna be so sweet.!
Mokuba: (sweat drops) I think they mean the band Joey.
Joey: (gasps in disbelief) There's a band full of butt naked ladies?! Dude, that is so sweet!!
Seto:-_-'.Baka.
MV: Destiny's Child!
Yami: Beyoncè is so hot! (drools uncontrollably)
MV: Jennifer Lopez!
A: *scattered applause*
Malik: (eye twitching violently) What's wrong with you people?! Clap I say! Clap for the goddess who will rule beside me once I take over the world!
Random audience member: It's just that.she's everywhere. We're kind of sick of seeing her.
Yami Malik: (pulls out millenium dagger and stabs said random audience member to death)
Yugi: O.O Looks like he's a J-Lo fan.
Malik: Anyone else sick of seeing J-Lo? Because I can make it so that you won't have to see her ever again.
*cricket chirps*
Malik: I thought so.
MV: Simple Plan!
Seto: Here's a simple plan-let's get out of here.
Mokuba: (whining) But Seto, I want to stay! (proceeds with puppy-dog eyes)
Seto: .Alright. But the minute it gets gay, we're out of here.
MV: Sum 41!
A: *cheers wildly*
MV: Good Charlotte!
Ryou: Yay! Hopefully they'll perform The Anthem-that's my favorite song of theirs!
Bakura: That's because you're a LOSER! HA! (punches Ryou in the arm)
Ryou: (rubs arm painfully) Ow..
MV: Nelly.!
Monica: Look, that's enough! If you name everyone who's in the show then we ain't gone get nowher'. Hopefully none of ya'll left in the first place. You talk too much-now we gotta go to commercial break. Stupid.I need some mo' Coke and rum. Come on Laura. (snatches Laura off stage with her)
Laura: (yelps) Hey!
****Commercial****
Teenager: (is nasally congested) I used to have rashes really bad. And bumps everywhere. EVERYWHERE. But then I asked my doctor about H8Milus. H8Milus helped me get rid of everything. *teenager walks onto screen* EVERYTHING. *you find out that he's invisible, they switch the camera away*
For more information about h8Milus, call 1-800-985-2038-2948-2482-9204-9223- 0106-6.
Man: *talking very fast* Side effects may include drowsiness, headaches, vomiting, sleepwalking, thoughts that you're a little girl, a lamp, a game of Simon, a cat, a dog, a nail file, a chicken, a lawn gnome, a keyboard, an actual Millenium Item, a Millenium Award, a shoe, a bird, a window, a curb, a blanket, Carmen San Diego, an Internet cord, a virus, the country of Africa; rashes, bumps, claustrophobia, brontophobia, arachnophobia, necrophelism, asexual thoughts, a craving for graham crackers, uncleanness, ticks, twitches, lice, a taste for crayons, depression, loss of eyesight, loss of a controlled bladder, and in very common cases, death.
****End Commercial****
Monica: O_O That's some sick mess right ther. Eh.And now onto our very first award for Best Supporting Character! And the nominees are.!
**** Lady Sephiroth: (insert evil laugh here)
Griffin of Malik: (still glomping Malik) She does that a lot. Thanks for doing that thing! You can press the little button at the bottom now. Come Bunny Foo Foo! We shall prepare for.Chapter two. (insert lesser but still quite evil laugh here)
Malik: -_-' My life sucks.