Monica: Glad ya'll came back! In case you're just tuning in, Thousand Eyes
Restrict won for Cutest Duel Monster.
Mokuba: An obvious fluke.
Monica: Lapis Christine died onstage.
Laura: That's Avril!
Monica: That's what I said, Advil-advanced medicine for pain. And the award for Creepiest Supporting Character was eaten by Yami Malik, who is currently backstage doing gods know what. But oh yeah, he fine! ^_^
Laura: ...You're really twisted, you know that?
Monica: ^_^ Oh yeah!
Mokuba: (still holding Arbor Mist, which is now halfway gone) Monica, is this supposed to get me drunk or something?
Monica: ^_^ Not if you're a real alcoholic baby.
Mokuba: Oh. (guzzles the rest down shamelessly)
Laura: -_- This is getting ridiculous. Mokuba, stop drinking! You and Monica are both encouraging underage drinking, and this is not that type of show!
Mokuba: Yes it is. Monica said it was, and she's always right!
Laura: (horrified) Why would you tell him that?!
Monica: (shrugs) Because it's true. Now before we get to Destiny's Child's performance, we've got one more award to present. A real award this time. To present the award for best Hair Style, here's the King of Big Hair himself, Joey!
Mokuba: And the king of Sticks in the *beep*, my brother, Seto Kaiba!
*host/hostesses exit, presenters enter*
Joey: ^_^ What an honor! I can't believe we actually get to go backstage after this and meet Laura Croft! She's like one of my favorite video game characters ever! I mean...she's so stacked!
Seto: Let's get this over with Wheeler. I don't enjoy sharing the same oxygen as you, let alone the same podium.
Joey: Yeah, whatever. Ya know Kaiba, I don't even know why you're up here. Yugi should be up here-he's got great hair! Way better than yours anyway.
Seto: (snorts) I'm sure.
Joey: I'm serious. It's like...Man, how does he get it to stand up?
Seto: ...How do you get it to stand up.
Joey: How do you?
*both glare at each other for a time*
Seto: ...This is childish. Let's just present this stupid award and get it over with.
Joey: Right.
*giant screen once again lowers itself behind them, presenting the nominees as they are named*
MV: And the nominees for Best Hair Style are...Yami/Yami Yugi!
Yugi: (still crying) Avril! Nooo...!
Yami: Get over it. You're embarrassing me.
MV: Bakura/Ryou!
Ryou: (patting Yugi on the back) Aw Yugi, it'll be ok. You'll see.
Bakura: You're all a bunch of (omitted due to vulgar content).
MV: Malik/Yami Malik!
Malik: Where's the real alcohol around this place?
Monica: You mean like White Lightening and Old Grandad? (looks around to see if anyone is looking, pulls flask out of cleavage) You ain't get this from me.
Malik: (grins like madman as he snatches the liquor) Right... (begins to guzzle greedily)
Yami Malik: (laughs maniacally) Lick her...lick her...!
Malik: It's liquor! (continues to drink)
Yami Malik: (eyes Monica sadistically) Lick her...
Monica: O_O
Joey: I don't understand. How come I wasn't nominated? I got great hair!
Seto: Right. And I'm known for my random acts of kindness.
Joey: Just open the *bleep*in' envelope.
Seto: (opens envelope casually, proceeds to read in monotone voice) And the winner is Yugi/Yami. Oh, like we didn't see that one coming.
*Yami walks onto the stage, dragging a still crying Yugi with him*
Yami: (takes Milli from Joey) Thank you. We'd like to thank the one person who made this all possible, the great and wonderful...
*Yugi suddenly pushes him away from the mic, still hysterical and in tears*
Yugi: (loudly) Avril! You'll be missed! I love you! I'm one of your biggest fans! I always have been! Just once, I wanted to kiss your lips, you feel your skin against mine, to...! (proceeds to go into detail about fantasies of Avril)
Yami: O.O
Seto: That's a little too graphic for this, don't you think?
*Yami proceeds to drag his hikari off backstage*
***Backstage****
Yami: (to Monica) Do you have anything for this whimpering, vomitous mass of flesh?
Monica: Oh yeah. Just give me 10 minutes in a broom closet-that'll straighten him out f'sho!
Yami: ...Anything not involving sex.
Monica: Lemme think...No. But there's some red Kool-Aid in the back w'some vodka in it. That'll calm him down.
Yami: Thank you. (drags Yugi to the back for a drink)
Monica: (calling after Yami) Call me! He fine, oh yeah!
****Back onstage****
Seto: That was just creepy.
Joey: And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
Seto: The part where we all leave?
Joey: (laughs) Sit back Kaiba-this party ain't even started yet!
Seto: (grimaces) I was afraid I'd hear that tonight.
Joey: The very talented, bootylicious vocals of Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle- Destiny's Child!
****Backstage****
*Mokuba is still drinking, and Monica is working on her fourth Coke and rum. Laura comes up to her, concerned.*
Laura: Monica, what if someone kills Destiny's Child?
Monica: Well then they'll be dead won't they?
Mokuba: I think she means what'll happen if they all die by the hand of the same person who killed Avril.
Monica: Well then stage crew will clean them up too. Are ya'll really that stupid? (sips drink)
Laura: (sighs in exasperation) I'm going to go change.
Monica: Good idea. You do that.
*Laura retreats to her dressing room. Seconds later, a horrified shriek is heard. She races out in a barely done bathrobe holding what appears to be a mere string.*
Laura: (holds string up for all to see) WHAT IS THIS!?
Monica: (eyes string calmly) A g-string.
Laura: I AM NOT WEARING A G-STRING OUT ON THE STAGE!!! THAT'S...SIMPLY WRETCHED!!!
Monica: (shrugs) Whatever man. (finishes off drink, hands cup to Mokuba) Mokuba, go get your aunt Monica another drink. Something with some cranberry juice and some vodka.
Mokuba: ^_^ K! (proceeds to skip away)
Laura: (moaning wearily) Why me? Why me, of all people? By the gods why...?
*A couple of minutes pass. Mokuba returns with Monica's requested drink. She smiles, and plants a kiss on his temple.*
Mokuba: Didja tell her about the rest of the outfit?
Laura: O_O...There's more to this...horrible...thread?!
Mokuba: Sure! You get to dress up like Playboy Bunnies!
*Out in the audience, over the notes of Destiny's Child, a horrified screech is heard*
Monica: ...You finished? I suggest you go get dressed. We on in like one minute.
Laura: (grumbles on the way to the dressing room)
****Onstage****
*Destiny's Child takes its final bow, walks off. The host/hostesses enter, the ladies in raunchy Playboy Bunny outfits, complete with ears, tails and 3 inch heels, and Mokuba in an Armani tux. They approach the podium.*
Mokuba: (grinning like madmen) Move over Hugh!
Audience: *laughs*
Monica: (now drinking cranberry juice and vodka) Ain't you just the cutest thing? Yes you are.
Mokuba: Yes I am!
Laura: For the love of Ra Monica, I'd like to get on with the show! There's a horrible draft on this stage.
Monica: Tha's cause you ain't wer'in no draws.
*camera zooms in on Laura's naked behind*
Laura: That's it! (pulls guns out of seemingly nowhere) The next person to offend me in ANY way will pay the ultimate price!
*crickets chirp*
Monica: (laughs) Good lookin' out girl; you packin' heat. Tha's great. You know what my favorite part of any show is Mokuba?
Mokuba: (sweetly) What?
Monica: The villains. No show would be complete without villains. I mean, if we had a show just about good guys all the time, it'd be just plain god (omitted) boring. So we gots'ta give the villains they props.
Mokuba: Yeah, I agree! And here to present the award for Best Villain, here's the two greatest villains in Yu-gi-ou, Malik and Pegasus!
*presenters enter, host/hostesses exit*
Pegasus: You know, I don't understand why I wasn't nominated for best hair style. I have beautiful hair.
Malik: Right. And I'm known for my kindness to my sister.
Pegasus: Whatever. (to audience) Ah, my adoring public. You've come back for more torture I see. Well torture you shall receive, for after this award, there shall be another bad performance. The only relief you'll get is the commercial break that will follow it.
Malik: Be afraid. Be very afraid. For the nominees for Best Villain are...(laughs maniacally, coughs) Sorry. Haven't done that in quite a while.
*thunder claps, lightening flashes*
Malik: O_O Where'd that come from?
*screen lowers*
MV: Pegasus J. Crawford!
Audience: *rejoices*
Pegasus: (throwing kisses) Thank you, thank you!
MV: Malik!
A: *continues to clap*
Malik: That's me!
MV: Yami Malik!
Yami Malik: (grins evilly)
A: *claps out of fear*
MV: Seto Kaiba!
A: *polite applause*
Seto: (yawns, obviously bored)
MV: Bakura!
A: *continues to clap*
Bakura: (glaring at audience) Your time will come!
MV: And the Rare Hunters!
*crickets chirp*
Pegasus: No need to open the envelope Malik; I already know who won. My Millenium Eye allows me to see through that envelope! That, and I just *beep*ed a judge, so I already know who wins everything.
Malik: (obviously jealous) Lucky (obviously omitted due to content)
Pegaus: No, you're the lucky one! The winner is you Malik!
A: *cheers wildly*
Malik: (snatches Milli away from Pegasus, glares at audience) What're you cheering for?! I won't spare any of your lives! I still plan on becoming Pharoah, and when I do, you will all suffer!!
*applause stops abruptly*
Pegasus: (laughs) You certainly have a way with words Malik! And now, onto your next torturous performance, a younger, but still quite talentless Brittany Spears!
A: *claps*
Malik: O.O Where'd she come from?!
Pegasus: On loan from the Museum of Obviously Fake Things.
****Backstage****
*Yami Malik is cowering in a corner*
Bakura: What's wrong with him?
Ryou: He has a Brittany Spears phobia.
Bakura: Don't we all? (shudders visably)
****On Stage****
Brittany: (horribly off key) Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here?
Seto: (from audience, cringes violently) Obviously you haven't checked the way you sound lately! That's certainly not right on any natural level.
Brittany: Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go! And now you're right outside here!
****Backstage****
*Yami Malik begins to desperately claw at the walls*
Ryou: No Yami Malik! You shouldn't do that; you'll ruin your mineral structure! (proceeds to pull said Yami away from wall)
****On Stage****
Brittany: (continuing to sing horribly) Show me how you want it to be! Tell me baby cause I need to know now all because...! My lonliness is killing me, and I...I must confess, I still believe! Still believe! When I'm not with you I loose my mind-give me a sign! Hit me baby one more time!
*Suddenly a giant anvil drops out of nowhere, smashing the pop princess into a merciless pop pancake on the floor. Blood is everywhere.*
*Yugi, Monica, Mokuba and Laura hurriedly enter from the right.*
Yugi: (throwing himself in Brittany's blood) Dear gods, they've taken another one! How many more innocents must we lose?! Why gods?! Why!!??
Monica: Let's get stage crew to clean this up! And go to commercial!
****While Commercial is Airing****
Laura: That's the second time someone's been killed here, and onstage. Monica, we've got to stop this-it's becoming a trend.
Mokuba: (staring at palm pilot that appeared out of nowhere) Yea, but our ratings are going up too. People really want to see these divas get clobbered. Not just the divas. They like the apparent wackiness of it all.
Laura: (curiously) Mokuba, what're you doing?
Mokuba: Talking to my agent. He's trying to get me a part in the next Pokemon movie; Yu-gi-oh's so last season.
Laura: -_-
Monica: How'd you know about the ratings?
Mokuba: I'm tuned in to the people who keep track of that sort of thing through my a bug in the system.
Monica: ^_^ Well aren't you clever?
Mokuba: Glad someone noticed.
Laura: Yes, but Monica, what are we going to do about these killings?
Monica: (shrugs) I ain't finna stop them. They raising ratings-I promptly declare that they continue. In fact, I'd like to make a suggestion. Kill Tea. I can't stand her.
Laura: (horrified) MONICA!!
Monica: (to Mokuba) Let's go find some weed. We got time for a good puff before we come back from commercial. I'll show you how to puff-puff-give.
Laura:...This...is wretched.
****
L-Seph and Griff: *thumbs up* Thanks for doing that thing!
Lady Sephiroth: Oh and hey, good news! We've got our own late night talk/comedy show coming out, where we'll be interviewing the stars and Yu- gi-oh fans with the help of the cast!
Griffin: So if you want to be a guest star and meet/be interviewed by your favorite Yu-gi-oh character, just email either one of us! Griffin_of_malik@yyhmail.com or Lady_sephiroth@yyhmail.com. If you ask in a review, your request will be ignored.
Lady Sephiroth: There's only 25 episodes, so space is limited. It's on a first come/first serve basis, so the first 25 of you will be interviewed. Sorry! And you can only be interviewed once, so you won't be accused of being a stage hog.
Griffin: If you're one of the first 25, your interview questions will be sent to you via email to be filled out in a form type thingie. We'll tell you when it's up and running, so look for that! Also special thanks to those who reviewed, which would be the following...
Yami Malik: I wanna do it!
Griffin: ^.^ Go ahead! *to Sephiroth* He's so cute.
Lady Sephiroth: O.o
Yami Malik: Um...special thanks to: Space Case, Yamis-Pharoess, and ACME- Rian. (laughs maniacally)
Griffin: Thank you cutie. I love when he does that. Loyal reviewers, I have a request. Email me with your names at my email address if you want to be random audience members, and people in my commercials. And tell me who you want to be in a commercial with, but please no detail. I'll see if I can find a spot for you with whoever you request, but if I can't don't be mad. Once again, if you tell me in a review your request will be ignored. ^.^ Flames will be laughed at, and ultimately ignored. Oh, and Yami Kajita, you're in one of my upcoming commercials, even though I had no idea who you are, so email me anyway, or I might take you out. X.X
Lady Sephiroth: And one more thing. If you've got an idea for an award, please, please tell us! I'm running out of ideas, and there's supposed to be around 10 parts. And now you can review!
Mokuba: An obvious fluke.
Monica: Lapis Christine died onstage.
Laura: That's Avril!
Monica: That's what I said, Advil-advanced medicine for pain. And the award for Creepiest Supporting Character was eaten by Yami Malik, who is currently backstage doing gods know what. But oh yeah, he fine! ^_^
Laura: ...You're really twisted, you know that?
Monica: ^_^ Oh yeah!
Mokuba: (still holding Arbor Mist, which is now halfway gone) Monica, is this supposed to get me drunk or something?
Monica: ^_^ Not if you're a real alcoholic baby.
Mokuba: Oh. (guzzles the rest down shamelessly)
Laura: -_- This is getting ridiculous. Mokuba, stop drinking! You and Monica are both encouraging underage drinking, and this is not that type of show!
Mokuba: Yes it is. Monica said it was, and she's always right!
Laura: (horrified) Why would you tell him that?!
Monica: (shrugs) Because it's true. Now before we get to Destiny's Child's performance, we've got one more award to present. A real award this time. To present the award for best Hair Style, here's the King of Big Hair himself, Joey!
Mokuba: And the king of Sticks in the *beep*, my brother, Seto Kaiba!
*host/hostesses exit, presenters enter*
Joey: ^_^ What an honor! I can't believe we actually get to go backstage after this and meet Laura Croft! She's like one of my favorite video game characters ever! I mean...she's so stacked!
Seto: Let's get this over with Wheeler. I don't enjoy sharing the same oxygen as you, let alone the same podium.
Joey: Yeah, whatever. Ya know Kaiba, I don't even know why you're up here. Yugi should be up here-he's got great hair! Way better than yours anyway.
Seto: (snorts) I'm sure.
Joey: I'm serious. It's like...Man, how does he get it to stand up?
Seto: ...How do you get it to stand up.
Joey: How do you?
*both glare at each other for a time*
Seto: ...This is childish. Let's just present this stupid award and get it over with.
Joey: Right.
*giant screen once again lowers itself behind them, presenting the nominees as they are named*
MV: And the nominees for Best Hair Style are...Yami/Yami Yugi!
Yugi: (still crying) Avril! Nooo...!
Yami: Get over it. You're embarrassing me.
MV: Bakura/Ryou!
Ryou: (patting Yugi on the back) Aw Yugi, it'll be ok. You'll see.
Bakura: You're all a bunch of (omitted due to vulgar content).
MV: Malik/Yami Malik!
Malik: Where's the real alcohol around this place?
Monica: You mean like White Lightening and Old Grandad? (looks around to see if anyone is looking, pulls flask out of cleavage) You ain't get this from me.
Malik: (grins like madman as he snatches the liquor) Right... (begins to guzzle greedily)
Yami Malik: (laughs maniacally) Lick her...lick her...!
Malik: It's liquor! (continues to drink)
Yami Malik: (eyes Monica sadistically) Lick her...
Monica: O_O
Joey: I don't understand. How come I wasn't nominated? I got great hair!
Seto: Right. And I'm known for my random acts of kindness.
Joey: Just open the *bleep*in' envelope.
Seto: (opens envelope casually, proceeds to read in monotone voice) And the winner is Yugi/Yami. Oh, like we didn't see that one coming.
*Yami walks onto the stage, dragging a still crying Yugi with him*
Yami: (takes Milli from Joey) Thank you. We'd like to thank the one person who made this all possible, the great and wonderful...
*Yugi suddenly pushes him away from the mic, still hysterical and in tears*
Yugi: (loudly) Avril! You'll be missed! I love you! I'm one of your biggest fans! I always have been! Just once, I wanted to kiss your lips, you feel your skin against mine, to...! (proceeds to go into detail about fantasies of Avril)
Yami: O.O
Seto: That's a little too graphic for this, don't you think?
*Yami proceeds to drag his hikari off backstage*
***Backstage****
Yami: (to Monica) Do you have anything for this whimpering, vomitous mass of flesh?
Monica: Oh yeah. Just give me 10 minutes in a broom closet-that'll straighten him out f'sho!
Yami: ...Anything not involving sex.
Monica: Lemme think...No. But there's some red Kool-Aid in the back w'some vodka in it. That'll calm him down.
Yami: Thank you. (drags Yugi to the back for a drink)
Monica: (calling after Yami) Call me! He fine, oh yeah!
****Back onstage****
Seto: That was just creepy.
Joey: And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
Seto: The part where we all leave?
Joey: (laughs) Sit back Kaiba-this party ain't even started yet!
Seto: (grimaces) I was afraid I'd hear that tonight.
Joey: The very talented, bootylicious vocals of Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle- Destiny's Child!
****Backstage****
*Mokuba is still drinking, and Monica is working on her fourth Coke and rum. Laura comes up to her, concerned.*
Laura: Monica, what if someone kills Destiny's Child?
Monica: Well then they'll be dead won't they?
Mokuba: I think she means what'll happen if they all die by the hand of the same person who killed Avril.
Monica: Well then stage crew will clean them up too. Are ya'll really that stupid? (sips drink)
Laura: (sighs in exasperation) I'm going to go change.
Monica: Good idea. You do that.
*Laura retreats to her dressing room. Seconds later, a horrified shriek is heard. She races out in a barely done bathrobe holding what appears to be a mere string.*
Laura: (holds string up for all to see) WHAT IS THIS!?
Monica: (eyes string calmly) A g-string.
Laura: I AM NOT WEARING A G-STRING OUT ON THE STAGE!!! THAT'S...SIMPLY WRETCHED!!!
Monica: (shrugs) Whatever man. (finishes off drink, hands cup to Mokuba) Mokuba, go get your aunt Monica another drink. Something with some cranberry juice and some vodka.
Mokuba: ^_^ K! (proceeds to skip away)
Laura: (moaning wearily) Why me? Why me, of all people? By the gods why...?
*A couple of minutes pass. Mokuba returns with Monica's requested drink. She smiles, and plants a kiss on his temple.*
Mokuba: Didja tell her about the rest of the outfit?
Laura: O_O...There's more to this...horrible...thread?!
Mokuba: Sure! You get to dress up like Playboy Bunnies!
*Out in the audience, over the notes of Destiny's Child, a horrified screech is heard*
Monica: ...You finished? I suggest you go get dressed. We on in like one minute.
Laura: (grumbles on the way to the dressing room)
****Onstage****
*Destiny's Child takes its final bow, walks off. The host/hostesses enter, the ladies in raunchy Playboy Bunny outfits, complete with ears, tails and 3 inch heels, and Mokuba in an Armani tux. They approach the podium.*
Mokuba: (grinning like madmen) Move over Hugh!
Audience: *laughs*
Monica: (now drinking cranberry juice and vodka) Ain't you just the cutest thing? Yes you are.
Mokuba: Yes I am!
Laura: For the love of Ra Monica, I'd like to get on with the show! There's a horrible draft on this stage.
Monica: Tha's cause you ain't wer'in no draws.
*camera zooms in on Laura's naked behind*
Laura: That's it! (pulls guns out of seemingly nowhere) The next person to offend me in ANY way will pay the ultimate price!
*crickets chirp*
Monica: (laughs) Good lookin' out girl; you packin' heat. Tha's great. You know what my favorite part of any show is Mokuba?
Mokuba: (sweetly) What?
Monica: The villains. No show would be complete without villains. I mean, if we had a show just about good guys all the time, it'd be just plain god (omitted) boring. So we gots'ta give the villains they props.
Mokuba: Yeah, I agree! And here to present the award for Best Villain, here's the two greatest villains in Yu-gi-ou, Malik and Pegasus!
*presenters enter, host/hostesses exit*
Pegasus: You know, I don't understand why I wasn't nominated for best hair style. I have beautiful hair.
Malik: Right. And I'm known for my kindness to my sister.
Pegasus: Whatever. (to audience) Ah, my adoring public. You've come back for more torture I see. Well torture you shall receive, for after this award, there shall be another bad performance. The only relief you'll get is the commercial break that will follow it.
Malik: Be afraid. Be very afraid. For the nominees for Best Villain are...(laughs maniacally, coughs) Sorry. Haven't done that in quite a while.
*thunder claps, lightening flashes*
Malik: O_O Where'd that come from?
*screen lowers*
MV: Pegasus J. Crawford!
Audience: *rejoices*
Pegasus: (throwing kisses) Thank you, thank you!
MV: Malik!
A: *continues to clap*
Malik: That's me!
MV: Yami Malik!
Yami Malik: (grins evilly)
A: *claps out of fear*
MV: Seto Kaiba!
A: *polite applause*
Seto: (yawns, obviously bored)
MV: Bakura!
A: *continues to clap*
Bakura: (glaring at audience) Your time will come!
MV: And the Rare Hunters!
*crickets chirp*
Pegasus: No need to open the envelope Malik; I already know who won. My Millenium Eye allows me to see through that envelope! That, and I just *beep*ed a judge, so I already know who wins everything.
Malik: (obviously jealous) Lucky (obviously omitted due to content)
Pegaus: No, you're the lucky one! The winner is you Malik!
A: *cheers wildly*
Malik: (snatches Milli away from Pegasus, glares at audience) What're you cheering for?! I won't spare any of your lives! I still plan on becoming Pharoah, and when I do, you will all suffer!!
*applause stops abruptly*
Pegasus: (laughs) You certainly have a way with words Malik! And now, onto your next torturous performance, a younger, but still quite talentless Brittany Spears!
A: *claps*
Malik: O.O Where'd she come from?!
Pegasus: On loan from the Museum of Obviously Fake Things.
****Backstage****
*Yami Malik is cowering in a corner*
Bakura: What's wrong with him?
Ryou: He has a Brittany Spears phobia.
Bakura: Don't we all? (shudders visably)
****On Stage****
Brittany: (horribly off key) Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here?
Seto: (from audience, cringes violently) Obviously you haven't checked the way you sound lately! That's certainly not right on any natural level.
Brittany: Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go! And now you're right outside here!
****Backstage****
*Yami Malik begins to desperately claw at the walls*
Ryou: No Yami Malik! You shouldn't do that; you'll ruin your mineral structure! (proceeds to pull said Yami away from wall)
****On Stage****
Brittany: (continuing to sing horribly) Show me how you want it to be! Tell me baby cause I need to know now all because...! My lonliness is killing me, and I...I must confess, I still believe! Still believe! When I'm not with you I loose my mind-give me a sign! Hit me baby one more time!
*Suddenly a giant anvil drops out of nowhere, smashing the pop princess into a merciless pop pancake on the floor. Blood is everywhere.*
*Yugi, Monica, Mokuba and Laura hurriedly enter from the right.*
Yugi: (throwing himself in Brittany's blood) Dear gods, they've taken another one! How many more innocents must we lose?! Why gods?! Why!!??
Monica: Let's get stage crew to clean this up! And go to commercial!
****While Commercial is Airing****
Laura: That's the second time someone's been killed here, and onstage. Monica, we've got to stop this-it's becoming a trend.
Mokuba: (staring at palm pilot that appeared out of nowhere) Yea, but our ratings are going up too. People really want to see these divas get clobbered. Not just the divas. They like the apparent wackiness of it all.
Laura: (curiously) Mokuba, what're you doing?
Mokuba: Talking to my agent. He's trying to get me a part in the next Pokemon movie; Yu-gi-oh's so last season.
Laura: -_-
Monica: How'd you know about the ratings?
Mokuba: I'm tuned in to the people who keep track of that sort of thing through my a bug in the system.
Monica: ^_^ Well aren't you clever?
Mokuba: Glad someone noticed.
Laura: Yes, but Monica, what are we going to do about these killings?
Monica: (shrugs) I ain't finna stop them. They raising ratings-I promptly declare that they continue. In fact, I'd like to make a suggestion. Kill Tea. I can't stand her.
Laura: (horrified) MONICA!!
Monica: (to Mokuba) Let's go find some weed. We got time for a good puff before we come back from commercial. I'll show you how to puff-puff-give.
Laura:...This...is wretched.
****
L-Seph and Griff: *thumbs up* Thanks for doing that thing!
Lady Sephiroth: Oh and hey, good news! We've got our own late night talk/comedy show coming out, where we'll be interviewing the stars and Yu- gi-oh fans with the help of the cast!
Griffin: So if you want to be a guest star and meet/be interviewed by your favorite Yu-gi-oh character, just email either one of us! Griffin_of_malik@yyhmail.com or Lady_sephiroth@yyhmail.com. If you ask in a review, your request will be ignored.
Lady Sephiroth: There's only 25 episodes, so space is limited. It's on a first come/first serve basis, so the first 25 of you will be interviewed. Sorry! And you can only be interviewed once, so you won't be accused of being a stage hog.
Griffin: If you're one of the first 25, your interview questions will be sent to you via email to be filled out in a form type thingie. We'll tell you when it's up and running, so look for that! Also special thanks to those who reviewed, which would be the following...
Yami Malik: I wanna do it!
Griffin: ^.^ Go ahead! *to Sephiroth* He's so cute.
Lady Sephiroth: O.o
Yami Malik: Um...special thanks to: Space Case, Yamis-Pharoess, and ACME- Rian. (laughs maniacally)
Griffin: Thank you cutie. I love when he does that. Loyal reviewers, I have a request. Email me with your names at my email address if you want to be random audience members, and people in my commercials. And tell me who you want to be in a commercial with, but please no detail. I'll see if I can find a spot for you with whoever you request, but if I can't don't be mad. Once again, if you tell me in a review your request will be ignored. ^.^ Flames will be laughed at, and ultimately ignored. Oh, and Yami Kajita, you're in one of my upcoming commercials, even though I had no idea who you are, so email me anyway, or I might take you out. X.X
Lady Sephiroth: And one more thing. If you've got an idea for an award, please, please tell us! I'm running out of ideas, and there's supposed to be around 10 parts. And now you can review!