**Monica has 6800 life points, Seto has 7400.**
Monica: I end my turn.
Seto: Fine. I place one card face down, put my Worm in defense mode and I end my turn as well.
Monica: I place Feral Imp in defense mode.
Seto: Hmph. That won't help you. (grins) I sacrifice both my monsters to bring out my mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!
BEWD: *roars, coughs* Sorry. I've got a cold.
All: O.O
Seto: And I power him up with not one, but two Dragon Treasures, raising his power to 4000!
BEWD: Ooh, I feel tingly.
Seto: Blue Eyes White Dragon, attack the Golem Gear!
BEWD: Sorry about this Golem old pal-nothing personal.
Golem Gear: O.O
Seto: Blue Eyes, White Lightening Attack!!!
Golem Gear: O.O ...Eeep! *is engulfed by attack, disappears*
Seto: (ginning smugly) Your Feral Imp doesn't stand a chance.
Monica: Perhaps not now. But I play Swords of Revealing Light! You're frozen for 3 turns Kaiba, and 3 turns is all I need to humiliate you.
Seto: (growls) Bring it on wench!
Monica: (wags finger) We mustn't be impatient Kaiba dear. Paitience is a virtue.
Seto: (rolls eyes) I place one card face down, and put my Blue Eyes in defense mode, ending my turn.
Monica: I play a trap.
Seto: For what? I can't move.
Monica: I also discard one card.
Seto: (glaring at Monica) You've got the most haphazard strategy I've ever seen.
Monica: Wait. You're young yet.
Mokuba: Laura, I can't pick up on Monica's dueling strategy. Looks like she's just dueling haphazardly.
Laura: She's not. Trust me. Yami thought the same thing, and that's how he lost. Monica's unpredictable. That's what gives her an edge.
Monica: I end my turn. Play now Kaiba.
Kaiba: I sacrifice my face down card for another monster in defense mode, and end my turn.
Monica: I play Komori Dragon in defense mode, and Restructer revolution. You loose 200 points for every monster on the field, which means 400 total for you. That leaves you with 6800. We're tied Kaiba. Proceed.
Seto: Hmph. I place another card in defense mode and end my turn.
Monica: (grins) Now, let the games begin. I summon the beautiful Relinquished to the field!
Seto: (eyes Relinquished) Beautiful? Ugh! More like hideous.
Monica: (wags finger) Ah, ah ah. Thou shalt not diss the Divine.
Relinquished: *waves at Blue Eyes* Hi Bea!
BEWD: Hello Reli! How was your vacation!
R: Just fine I think, though I may have gotten a sun burn! But I had a great time!
BEWD: ^___^ Great, I'm glad you had fun. *sneezes* Bless me!
R: O.O Cold?
BEWD: Yes. I've tried everything, but nothing works!
Monica: I'm sure the Reaper of the Cards may have something for you.
BEWD: ?_? What does he have to do with this?
Monica: Oh, didn't you know? I'm about to send you to the Graveyard. Relinquished dear, kindly activate your special effect!
Seto: What?!
Monica: Relinquished draws your monster into itself, thus using your monster against you!
R: (bows slightly) Sorry Bea. Nothing personal.
Bea: ^_____^ No problem!
**Effect activated. BEWD becomes a part of Relinquished.**
Seto: (gasps) NO!
Monica: Now Bea, attack Seto's face down card!
**Card, Invitation to a Dance, is destroyed**
Monica: (grinning) I end my turn, though I'm just getting warmed up.
Seto: (growling) Fool! You should've destroyed both my cards while you had the chance! You have 3 monsters on the field, though it doesn't matter! I sacrifice my remaining monster and play Judge Man in attack mode, destroying your Komori!
Komori: Oh, poopy. *is destroyed*
Monica: (laughing) Kaiba, you're getting desperate. First, I place the Big Shield in defense mode, adding to my defense. Then I shall proceed to destroy you with your own card. Bea, do the honors. White Lightening!
Judge Man: Crud. *is destroyed*
**Seto's points drop to 5000*
Monica: (casually) This can go on as long as you want it to Seto, or you can give up now.
Seto: Never! (draws card) I play Hinotama!
Monica: (rolls eyes as points drop to 6700) Is that all you've got?
Seto: No! I play Saggi the Dark Clown.
Monica: (narrows eyes) What?!
Seto: (grinning) Light is weak against Shadow, and therefore cancels it out. Your plan of using my own card to destroy me is finished!
BEWD: *nods at Monica* I'll ask the Reaper about that cure.
Monica: (nods back) You do that dear.
*BEWD and Reli disappear*
Monica: Hmm, well, I think you've got me Kaiba. Then again, you are dueling like a loser , which is fitting, since you're about to lose. I sacrifice both my monsters to summon the all powerful Black Skull Dragon!
*BSG appears, audience oohs and ahhs*
BSG: Can we make this quick? I was visiting my mother in Alcopoco.
Monica: (nods) Sure thing. As soon as you get rid of Soggi over there.
Saggi: Looks like I'm all wet. *cries, is destroyed*
**Seto's points drop to 2600**
Monica: Well I hate to leave you hanging by a moment, but unfortunately, I have nothing else. Your turn gorgeous.
Seto: (growls *seems to be doing that a lot lately*) Stop getting off the subject!
Monica: ^__^ You're so cute when you're angry.
Seto: (shakes head) You are wired. I play Ryu-kishin in defense mode.
Monica: Skully, the honors.
Ryu-kishin: Oh nuts. *is destroyed*
Monica: Now I play the lovely Maha Vailo in attack mode, attacking your life points directly, and ending my turn.
**Seto's points drop to 1050**
Seto: (blinks) Why are you delaying the inevitable. You have one card left. Play it.
Monica: (shakes head) It's called dignity. I'm tryin to give you some.
Seto: (draws card, looks down in hand) I play La Jinn. Destroy Maha Vailo!
**Monica's points drop to 6450**
Monica: Seto, I said I was trying to give you some dignity, and this is how you repay me. With that incredibly weak and pathetic loser card. Skully, destroy La Jinn, so you can go back to your mother's.
La Jinn: (pouts) I never get a break. (is destroyed)
Monica: (grins) I win.
Skully: See ya later Moni-kun!
Monica: (blows kiss) TTFN! Ta ta for now!
*Skully disappears*
Monica: Now Seto, I believe I get to choose which injury I want to inflict upon you.
Audience: *cheers wildly*
Seto: (is lowered down, walks offstage)
Malik: Hey!? Where's the injury!
Monica: (jumps off of dueling system, lands perfectly on the floor) I think I've done enough damage Malik, don't you?
Laura: ^____________^ We'll be back after this commercial break!
**Commercial Break**
Ryou: We've just given Seto a piece of Orbit gum, and fired him from his own job, and sold it. Seto just found out. How do you feel?
*camera turns to Seto, who has a very blank expression on his face, and his mouth is partially open*
Ryou: Understandable. But does your mouth feel clean?
Seto: (same blank expression on his face)
Ryou: Um, Seto, that's understandable, but does your mouth feel clean?
Bakura: Here, aibou, allow me to help you. *kicks Seto in the...testicles*
Seto: *winces, cringes and closes his eyes though it looks like he's smiling from ear to ear*
Ryou: Hm, another successful project.
****End Commercial****
Teà: (trips and falls on a curb and messes up her hair)
It doesn't matter what goes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life.
Teà: (quickly puts her hair into two buns on the side of her head, quite successfully, and continues walking, getting many compliments from people on the street)
Nothin gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool, with Mentos fresh and full of life! Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness!
Vincent Valentine: *pops a piece of Mentos candy in his mouth, looks out of the window of his cab* (gasp) A Chun-Li wannabe!! (shoots Teà in the head)
Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life! Mentos, the fresh maker.
**End Commercial Break**
**During Commercial Break**
*Mokuba find his brother backstage with a glass of rum and Bacardi in hand*
Mokuba: (timidly) Seto?
Seto: (grins) The new dueling system works perfectly.
Mokuba: (blinks) ...
Seto: (bangs free fist against wall) I should've won. But I just...couldn't let her lose.
Monica: (from nowhere) Don't flatter yourself. You aren't all that good.
M&S: O.O
Monica: I could've went a *LOT* harder on you. But I didn't. I didn't want to *humiliate* you Seto-I wanted you to learn a lesson.
Seto: (raises eyebrow) Which is?
Monica: (grinning, going back to her ghetto slang) Neva, eva eva eva eva eva insult Linkin Park. Oh yeah!
Mokuba: ^_____^ Monica, you're great! (huggles her)
Monica: Aw, thank you baby! (eyes Seto) Did we learn our lesson?
Seto: (growls) This changes nothing. I won't stop until I've beaten you Monica, and Yami as well, fair and square.
Monica: You can come after me all you like. I leave my window open at night- oh yeah!
Seto: O.O
Mokuba: (still huggling Monica) Know what Monica?
Monica: What's that baby?
Mokuba: ^___^ I think Seto likes you.
Seto: (blushing madly) The both of you are twisted!
Monica: What's that I hear? Your favorite river is Da Nile?
Seto: ...You'll both burn in hell for this.
Mokuba: (LOL) I'd rather burn with you two-at least I'll be occupied. Come on, let's go watch Josey Scot and Chad Kroeger! (runs off)
Monica: (to Seto, switching back to her British accent) You lost on purpose.
Seto: O.O
Monica: I'm insulted.
Seto: Don't flatter yourself. I wouldn't waste my time.
Monica: You had one card left in your hand. What was it.
Seto: None of your business.
Monica: And you didn't play by the rules completely.
Seto: Neither did you.
Monica: ...I wanted you to win.
Seto: Why?? So you could lick my toes!?
Monica:...
Seto: Hmph. Figures you'd be that sick. I'm going back to my seat.
Monica: (watches him leave)
Seto: (calls back) You can still lick my toes Monica, if you're into that kind of thing. After the show of course.
Monica: ^________^ (in ghetto voice) Oh yeah!
**Performance**
*Ra is in the background with Malik and Yami Malik playing on drums, Joey and . on guitar, and Chad and Josey standing next to each other in front of their mikes.*
Chad: I'm so high, I can hear heaven. I'm so high, I can hear heaven.
C&J: Oh but heaven, no heaven don't hear me. And they say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of an eagle, watch as we all fly away.
**In audience**
Bakura: (comes back to seat) What'd I miss?
Yami: ...Seto lost purposely to Monica in a very twisted duel. Neither one of them played by the rules. What's worse is I think they like each other.
Bakura: God, I leave for a few minutes and all hell breaks lose! Can't you people keep yourselves in check!!?? I need a drink!! (pulls out flask of Paul Masson Brandy, begins to guzzle)
Yami: (raises eyebrows) I think you need help.
Bakura: What? No, I'm fine.
**Onstage**
Josey: Someone told me love would all save us. But how can that be? Look what love gave us.
J&C: A world full of killing and blood spilling-that won't never change. And they say that a hero can change us-we're not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of an eagle-watch as we all fly away.
Ra: *vocalizes in very angelic rock voice*
All: O.O
Ra: (singing in angelic rock voice) And now that the world isn't ending, this love that I'm sending to you isn't the love of a hero and that's why I fear it won't do.
J,C&R: And they say that a hero can save us-I'm not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of an eagle-watch as we all fly away. And they say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of an eagle-watch as we all fly away.
*song ends*
Audience: *cheers wildly*
*host/hostesses are back at their podium, wearing matching army clothes*
Mokuba: Good to have you back Monica! (huggles her)
Monica: It's good to be back baby. (huggles him back)
Audience: Aww...
Bakura: All this love in a room is suffocating. I need another drink. (guzzles on flask, finishes it off, then pulls out another flask filled with Bacardi O, sipping on it so as to savor it and make it last)
Cast: O.O
Bakura: What are you staring at?!
Yami:...Bakura, you're drinking like an alcoholic.
Bakura: Oh, sod off. If I told you that you look like King of Games, does that make you King of Games?
Yami: Bakura, I *am* King of Games.
Bakura: Didn't I just tell you to sod off. And besides, just because people think Ryou is gay, does that make him gay?
Ryou: Right on!
Bakura: Sit down and shut up aibou, because I too have doubts about your sexual preference.
Ryou: You know I'm not gay.
Bakura: But they don't *know* I know they don't know that I know. (grins deviously) I'm going to go find a drink. (guzzles the rest of the Bacardi down shamelessly)
Fan Girl of Yami (who is sitting right behind them): I think you *are* an alcoholic, Bakura!
Bakura: (stands up) You know what I think? (turns around to Yami's Fangirl) I think that dress is ugly.
YFG: I think your face is ugly.
Ryou: *winces* She's gonna get it.
Bakura: (throws empty flasks into crowd, hitting someone in the head with them) You know what? I didn't think they allowed toothpicks in the audience. I thought you were supposed to be sitting next to the food.
Monica: (listening to Bakura throw intelligent insults at the Fangirl, but never leaving his calm manor) You know what, that's just tmftv.
Mokuba: What's that?
Monica: Too much for TV, baby. Uh, we are now going to attempt to drown out Bakura's...insults and that fangirl's cries by presenting the next award.
Laura: Don't bother, she ran out crying.
Monica: Yes I saw that part. And Bakura followed her. And will continue following her until he sees fit to stop talking about her.
Laura: But that's...that's just mean!
Monica: I know. So now our next award is best hikari and yami couple! That's not meant in like a gay way is it? You know, like *couple* couple.
Laura: -.- No Monica. And now here to present the award for Best Hikari and Yami are two very unlikely people, Weevil and Rex Raptor...!! Where did they come from?
Monica: I dunno. But here they come, to wreck the day.
(host/hostesses exit, presenters enter)
Weevil: I should be nominated for Best Duelist! I single-handedly brought down the greatest cards in duel monsters!
Ryou: (from audience) Yeah well guess what?! There's something called God Cards; way better than Exodia!! And they're one of a kind, too!!
Weevil: (from stage, obviously) Really? Where can I find them??
Ryou: (shrugs) You can challenge Malik to a duel, but you'd lose almost instantly. That, or his fangirls would kill you before you got in his presence.
Rex: Aren't we supposed to be presenting an award?
Weevil: (in that annoyingly...annoying voice of his) Oh? Yes that's right. The Nominees for Best Yami and Hikari are...
MV: Yami and Yuugi!
Yuugi: Yay! ^___^
Teà: Go Yami!
Yami: Go Teà! ^__^ As in away.
Teà:...(frowns)
Bakura: (returns to his seat, throwing his feet up on the chair in front of him, hitting someone in the head, but not really caring) What'd I miss?
Ryou: Nothing. What happened to that um...
Bakura: Fangirl. I started talking about how Yami would never love her and she threw herself off of the balcony. So what's the award.
Ryou: You know you're going to burn in hell for that.
Bakura: Hell? I've been in hell. I have attended this award show, and that's hell enough for me. I even got to keep some nice memories.
MV: Bakura and Ryou!
Bakura: (now sipping on zinfandel from a flask) So, what's the award.
Ryou: Best hikari and Yami. And we've just been nominated. See, there's the camera. (points to camera)
Bakura: We're live? Well, don't point on television, aibou, it's rude. That, and I'll break your finger as an unintentional natural reaction.
MV: O.O And finally, Malik and Yami Malik!
Malik: Oh yeah.
Yami Malik: The spleen of the Cards!!! Or, or, or maybe...colon!!! (laughs maniacally) Colon of Cards, I believe!!! (rofls (rolls on the floor laughing))
Rex: Well, hand me the envelope.
Weevil: No, I will open it!!
Rex: No you won't; you're ugly. I'm gonna open it. At least I have fan girls. Though ye be few, but I have some. No one likes you, now hand me the envelope.
Weevil: I am world champion!! I will open this envelope!!
Bakura: (from audience, to Weevil and Rex) You know neither of you won, so shut the hell up and open it.
Rex: That was the second season, Monica is world champion now. Now hand me the envelope.
Weevil: I will not! Look behind you, a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
Rex: They've been extinct for quite some time. However, if you'll look behind you, you will see a Lycosa tarentula from the family Theraphosidae, which more than likely came from South Europe; they're very poisonous.
Weevil: HA! I'm not going to fall for that! Spiders don't come here from Europe!
Rex: O.o Weevil, it's on your shoulder. (backs away)
Weevil: I'm going to open this envelope if it's the last thing I do!! (opens envelope, hears hissing) Huh? (turns around) ***** Rex: And the winner is...(flatly) Ryou and Bakura.
Audience: (cheers, whistles, screaming, applause)
(Bakura and Ryou walk up on to the stage, Bakura snatches the award and hisses at Rex, then hands the Milli to his hikari)
Bakura: (emotionless, now sipping DuBochett Peppermint Schnapps) Well, for those of you that got this black out, I'll fill you in. Weevil came true to his word when he said: (in girly voice) "I'm going to open this envelope if it's the last thing I do!!!"
Audience: (scattered applause, laughter)
Bakura: (in regular mild tone) He was bit in the nose by the thing he loved most: Spiders. Apperently, it was from South Europe, and was dangerously poisonous. So if anyone loves me, they'll take him off life support.
Audience: (scattered snickers, applause, laughter)
Ryou: Why is that funny?
Bakura: (shrugs) The poison went to his brain instantly, causing him to slip into a coma. And from the way it smells up here, I'd say he slipped in a few other things before coming up here.
Audience: (finally submits, cheering loudly, whistling, applauding, giving Bakura a standing Ovation)
Bakura: Thank you. I'm here all night. (bows)
Ryou: Thank you!
(Bakura and Ryou walk off of stage and back to seats, host/hostesses enter)
Monica: Well, you gotta admit. The boy has natural talent. He's truly ignorant. ^_^ Oh yeah!
Laura: Yes, when he's drinking. Monica, don't you see? He shows no respect for the dead!!
Monica: Mokuba, you handle this one, baby.
Mokuba: Ahem, according to Monica, all of the people Bakura does that to either didn't respect him, themselves, others, or all when they were living. So there's no reason to show them respect when they die.
Laura:...Where is the logic in that?
Monica: There is none. We'll be right back after this commercial break!
*****
Malik: You got a Standing *oh my goodness* O.
Bakura:...I don't care. My Silver Goddess was not with me.
Malik: *raises eyebrow* Silver Goddess?
L-Seph: That's the name of the Crystal cup Griff gave him.
Bakura: No it's not. Her name is Claire.
L-Seph: *mouth drops open* You named your cup Claire?!?!?!
Bakura: No I didn't. I named her Rapture.
L-Seph: -.- Rapture.
Bakura: No. It's actually Nocturnal Light.
Malik: Will you make up your *nani?!?!* mind?
Griff: Bakura, leave the lying to me, you do the stealing, Malik can do the hurting and we'll make a great team. Malik, I'm going to have to wash your mouth out with soap if you keep using that kind of language.
Malik: (grins mischievously) How about instead of soap you use...(grins, then winks suggestively)
Griff: O.o I know what you're implying; Malik, it's not that serious. That was just...Bakura?
Bakura: Wrong. On every level, wrong...Very nice selective choice of actions, but wrong. (pulls out flask full of Sex on The Beach) Griff, can I instrest you in some Sex on The Beach?
Griff: (practically drooling) I was interested from the beginning of that sentence!!...Can I bring Malik? I'd like to...And what beach are we talking about? Is it anywhere near Hollywood, by chance?
Bakura:...I am not physically or in any other way attracted to Malik; it's a drink. I cannot ask you to have sex in this story...It's rated pg13.
Griff: I knew that!! ^O^ I'm underage. But you don't know that!! And besides...
Griff, Malik & Bakura: It's sake.
L-Seph: There is something wrong with all of you. Yami?
Yami: Yes my pet!!
L-Seph: Iron your hands...Like Dobby in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Yami: (irons his hands)
L-Seph: (rolling on the floor laughing) Doesn't that hurt you???
Yami: (looks at L-Seph) Do you want it to hurt me, my Lady?
L-Seph: (continues to rofl)
Griff: I would like to point out something about my Mentos commercial. Mentos is very old. And Vincent Valentine is from the video game Final Fantasy 7. Just like Sephiroth, Lady Sephiroth's namesake. I only threw Vincent in there because he has a gun. ^___^ I know that was mean, and half of you didn't get that commercial, but those who did, I hope you enjoyed. Oh, and Bakura and all off the liquor that he drinks...I am not promoting that liquor.
Bakura: But it's nice to have such a wide variety. It helps that you live down the street from a liquor store.
Griff: O.o Don't tell people that! It's tacky!
Monica: F'sho! Yeah yea-ee!
L-Seph: o.O
Monica: I just felted-
Griff: o.O
Monica: -that I needed to correct that sentence, Bakura. See you shoulda said: "It's all good, cuz yo' crib is right down tha s'creet from tha liqua sto'." Oh yeah!
Griff: *is shocked* Thank you Monica. It's always nice to have a daily lesson in ebonix.
Monica: Oh yeah! Yea-yea-ee!
Griff: *has sweatdropped* Ryou please thank the people. Because you are so adorable. ^.^
Ryou: *blushes slightly* Alright...
Monica: A'ight folk can do it this time, but I got dibs on next, you know what I'm sayin?
Griff: *is shocked* Uh-huh. That, and Ryou I think you're the only one that will actually spell correctly out of all of us. And Bakura, but he's a bastard.
Bakura:...Well I can't deny that. Are you allowed to say that?
Griff: *is mad* Stop talking, Baka-Baku-chan!! I want to hear your hikari's adorable voice ^_^
Bakura: You've been talking to Zaheera for too long, you know that?
Griff: Don't make me have her Tackleglomp you, Baku-chan.
Malik: *has nothing to say because nothing has been said to him, you see*
Ryou: Um, thanks to: jshu25, Lady Sephiroth, Pyra Moonsword, seirei queen of darkness, Sen Taro-Taisensei, LiLfLoAtInGcLoUd, SenRyoko-TaiHanyou, Lonewolf, and Sentine.
Griffin: Thankles spankles Hikari person ^_^ Well, I'm going to personally thank the reivewers, as I always do ^_^ And as usual, at the end I will shamelessly promote my fics among other things. ^_^
Malik: o_O
Griffin: Okay, uh..who's first?
Sentine: o.O You signed in!! *huggles Sentine* Well, I'm glad you liked it.
Dimitri: :D
Griff: o_O okay, there's your cameo Dimitri. Now go away.
Lookit: XD My signature!! XD
Griff: Lookit, we are all aware that's your signature. It's actually become a part of your name.
Lookit XD: Are you working on our page lookit?
Griff: Yes I'm working on it, and so is Seph.
Lookit XD: That's good lookit! Bye...lookit. *leaves*
Griff: o_O Strange child.
Marikzgal4eva: Thank you, I'm glad you think my commercials are funny!! *is glad* o.O Stupid asterisks!!
**: *are stupid*
Bakura: There is something wrong with all of you.
Griff:
Malik'sgurl: Um, try not to hurt yourself when you drop your balloons. Because if I've learned one thing as a villain, it's that: It's only a crime...
Bakura: If you get caught. Like stealing.
Griff: Or vandalism. Or fraud, murder of the first, second and third degree, underage drinking, smuggling...
Bakura: I think she gets the point.
Griff: Right.
Monica: Jus' remember baby, the po-po is always watchin.
Griff: O_O Thank you Monica. Oh, and the Interviews will be posted on a different story called Up Against The Wall.
Bakura: Why does that sound so....
Griff: Dominatrix-like.
Bakura: Exactly.
Griff: O.O Whatever puts you to sleep at night Bakura. You can take that however you want.
Yami Malik: Love-do not apply, life-I live but I gotta die!! *starts whistling* I can't relate, cuz I was born not to know! Things are gettin crazy-I ain't wearin paisley!
Monica: O.o Whatchu know about Tony Toni Tonè?
Yami Malik: *cocks head to side* Uh. It never rains in Southern California?
Monica: I'll see ya when I get there!
Griff: O.O Thank you for that short musical performance.
Monica and Yami Malik: *singing*...On the other side of town, it never rains...
Seto: -.- You're all disturbed.
Griff: You've got a stick up your *was omitted*, go away.
Internal Dragon: Oh, I'm sorry you're scarred for life. I know what you mean...well not really. ^_^ Hope those bad memories go away, though.
ACME-Rian: Well, Mynx is taller than Yuugi, and she's a cat. ^_^ I know boxes taller than Yuugi, so it's know biggy. ^_^ Biggy-get it?
Shadow-Spector: I'm glad you liked the milk commercial; I liked typing it. I tried to leave him perfectly in character, how did I do?
Seirei queen of darkness: Blake is evil? I figured that. That's why I think he's funny. I've got dark humor, too. I mean I *am* a villain, after all. *is a villain* o_O Ok, those stars are officially trippy. You all knew I was a villain, right? I mean I still am, but you knew, right? Right?
Sen Taro-TaiSensei: *huggles Sen-chan* Hope you feel better! Yea, Bakura is funny isn't he? I reviewed the second chapter to your story this morning. ^_^ You think it's a masterpiece? I think it's stupid *cries tears of joy* People think I'm funny!! Yay! Um, Sen Taro? Can you tell me how to say the Great Library in Japanese? Thankies. *has much to learn you see* O.O Will you stop that!?!?!
**: *will not stop*
Griff: O.o
Smiley: Aww, Smiley, I didn't mean to yell. Trust me, if I didn't like your reviews, I'd remove them all. You can bug me all you want go right ahead ^_^ You are so ghetto! Rofl!! You said yo bomb-diggity homi rofl!! Well, you don't bother me, review as much as you like, and I'm glad you're smiling. Because I can't take another person that looks like Seto all the time.
Monica: Oh, don't pertern like you ain't ghetto. Ya'll know they speak ebonix.
Griff: I understood that entire sentence. Monica's too lazy to say pretend, so she says pertern. ^_^ I think it's funny.
Monica: Yea-yea-ee!
Griff: I can't wait to see you stand on the corner with Malik. Well, I'm almost done. Just one last word about Malik and him saying Feh. Uh, Malik would like you all to know that it's a free country and he can do and say whatever he wants.
Malik: Dog *omitted*, if you got sumthin to say to me, we can take it outside, you know?
Griff: O.O You are not honestly going to fight Inu-Yasha through reviews, are you?
Malik:...Whatever floats your boat.
Griff: O.O Okay, now for the shameless promotions. Um, you can check out me and L-Seph's website. It's under both of our profiles, so come visit, sign the guestbook and all that. Um, also, L-Seph and I are starting a story called Peggy's Angels. Peggy being Pegasus. It's a spoof of Charlie's Angels. Well, look for that soon.
Monica: We out.
Monica: I end my turn.
Seto: Fine. I place one card face down, put my Worm in defense mode and I end my turn as well.
Monica: I place Feral Imp in defense mode.
Seto: Hmph. That won't help you. (grins) I sacrifice both my monsters to bring out my mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!
BEWD: *roars, coughs* Sorry. I've got a cold.
All: O.O
Seto: And I power him up with not one, but two Dragon Treasures, raising his power to 4000!
BEWD: Ooh, I feel tingly.
Seto: Blue Eyes White Dragon, attack the Golem Gear!
BEWD: Sorry about this Golem old pal-nothing personal.
Golem Gear: O.O
Seto: Blue Eyes, White Lightening Attack!!!
Golem Gear: O.O ...Eeep! *is engulfed by attack, disappears*
Seto: (ginning smugly) Your Feral Imp doesn't stand a chance.
Monica: Perhaps not now. But I play Swords of Revealing Light! You're frozen for 3 turns Kaiba, and 3 turns is all I need to humiliate you.
Seto: (growls) Bring it on wench!
Monica: (wags finger) We mustn't be impatient Kaiba dear. Paitience is a virtue.
Seto: (rolls eyes) I place one card face down, and put my Blue Eyes in defense mode, ending my turn.
Monica: I play a trap.
Seto: For what? I can't move.
Monica: I also discard one card.
Seto: (glaring at Monica) You've got the most haphazard strategy I've ever seen.
Monica: Wait. You're young yet.
Mokuba: Laura, I can't pick up on Monica's dueling strategy. Looks like she's just dueling haphazardly.
Laura: She's not. Trust me. Yami thought the same thing, and that's how he lost. Monica's unpredictable. That's what gives her an edge.
Monica: I end my turn. Play now Kaiba.
Kaiba: I sacrifice my face down card for another monster in defense mode, and end my turn.
Monica: I play Komori Dragon in defense mode, and Restructer revolution. You loose 200 points for every monster on the field, which means 400 total for you. That leaves you with 6800. We're tied Kaiba. Proceed.
Seto: Hmph. I place another card in defense mode and end my turn.
Monica: (grins) Now, let the games begin. I summon the beautiful Relinquished to the field!
Seto: (eyes Relinquished) Beautiful? Ugh! More like hideous.
Monica: (wags finger) Ah, ah ah. Thou shalt not diss the Divine.
Relinquished: *waves at Blue Eyes* Hi Bea!
BEWD: Hello Reli! How was your vacation!
R: Just fine I think, though I may have gotten a sun burn! But I had a great time!
BEWD: ^___^ Great, I'm glad you had fun. *sneezes* Bless me!
R: O.O Cold?
BEWD: Yes. I've tried everything, but nothing works!
Monica: I'm sure the Reaper of the Cards may have something for you.
BEWD: ?_? What does he have to do with this?
Monica: Oh, didn't you know? I'm about to send you to the Graveyard. Relinquished dear, kindly activate your special effect!
Seto: What?!
Monica: Relinquished draws your monster into itself, thus using your monster against you!
R: (bows slightly) Sorry Bea. Nothing personal.
Bea: ^_____^ No problem!
**Effect activated. BEWD becomes a part of Relinquished.**
Seto: (gasps) NO!
Monica: Now Bea, attack Seto's face down card!
**Card, Invitation to a Dance, is destroyed**
Monica: (grinning) I end my turn, though I'm just getting warmed up.
Seto: (growling) Fool! You should've destroyed both my cards while you had the chance! You have 3 monsters on the field, though it doesn't matter! I sacrifice my remaining monster and play Judge Man in attack mode, destroying your Komori!
Komori: Oh, poopy. *is destroyed*
Monica: (laughing) Kaiba, you're getting desperate. First, I place the Big Shield in defense mode, adding to my defense. Then I shall proceed to destroy you with your own card. Bea, do the honors. White Lightening!
Judge Man: Crud. *is destroyed*
**Seto's points drop to 5000*
Monica: (casually) This can go on as long as you want it to Seto, or you can give up now.
Seto: Never! (draws card) I play Hinotama!
Monica: (rolls eyes as points drop to 6700) Is that all you've got?
Seto: No! I play Saggi the Dark Clown.
Monica: (narrows eyes) What?!
Seto: (grinning) Light is weak against Shadow, and therefore cancels it out. Your plan of using my own card to destroy me is finished!
BEWD: *nods at Monica* I'll ask the Reaper about that cure.
Monica: (nods back) You do that dear.
*BEWD and Reli disappear*
Monica: Hmm, well, I think you've got me Kaiba. Then again, you are dueling like a loser , which is fitting, since you're about to lose. I sacrifice both my monsters to summon the all powerful Black Skull Dragon!
*BSG appears, audience oohs and ahhs*
BSG: Can we make this quick? I was visiting my mother in Alcopoco.
Monica: (nods) Sure thing. As soon as you get rid of Soggi over there.
Saggi: Looks like I'm all wet. *cries, is destroyed*
**Seto's points drop to 2600**
Monica: Well I hate to leave you hanging by a moment, but unfortunately, I have nothing else. Your turn gorgeous.
Seto: (growls *seems to be doing that a lot lately*) Stop getting off the subject!
Monica: ^__^ You're so cute when you're angry.
Seto: (shakes head) You are wired. I play Ryu-kishin in defense mode.
Monica: Skully, the honors.
Ryu-kishin: Oh nuts. *is destroyed*
Monica: Now I play the lovely Maha Vailo in attack mode, attacking your life points directly, and ending my turn.
**Seto's points drop to 1050**
Seto: (blinks) Why are you delaying the inevitable. You have one card left. Play it.
Monica: (shakes head) It's called dignity. I'm tryin to give you some.
Seto: (draws card, looks down in hand) I play La Jinn. Destroy Maha Vailo!
**Monica's points drop to 6450**
Monica: Seto, I said I was trying to give you some dignity, and this is how you repay me. With that incredibly weak and pathetic loser card. Skully, destroy La Jinn, so you can go back to your mother's.
La Jinn: (pouts) I never get a break. (is destroyed)
Monica: (grins) I win.
Skully: See ya later Moni-kun!
Monica: (blows kiss) TTFN! Ta ta for now!
*Skully disappears*
Monica: Now Seto, I believe I get to choose which injury I want to inflict upon you.
Audience: *cheers wildly*
Seto: (is lowered down, walks offstage)
Malik: Hey!? Where's the injury!
Monica: (jumps off of dueling system, lands perfectly on the floor) I think I've done enough damage Malik, don't you?
Laura: ^____________^ We'll be back after this commercial break!
**Commercial Break**
Ryou: We've just given Seto a piece of Orbit gum, and fired him from his own job, and sold it. Seto just found out. How do you feel?
*camera turns to Seto, who has a very blank expression on his face, and his mouth is partially open*
Ryou: Understandable. But does your mouth feel clean?
Seto: (same blank expression on his face)
Ryou: Um, Seto, that's understandable, but does your mouth feel clean?
Bakura: Here, aibou, allow me to help you. *kicks Seto in the...testicles*
Seto: *winces, cringes and closes his eyes though it looks like he's smiling from ear to ear*
Ryou: Hm, another successful project.
****End Commercial****
Teà: (trips and falls on a curb and messes up her hair)
It doesn't matter what goes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life.
Teà: (quickly puts her hair into two buns on the side of her head, quite successfully, and continues walking, getting many compliments from people on the street)
Nothin gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool, with Mentos fresh and full of life! Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness!
Vincent Valentine: *pops a piece of Mentos candy in his mouth, looks out of the window of his cab* (gasp) A Chun-Li wannabe!! (shoots Teà in the head)
Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life! Mentos, the fresh maker.
**End Commercial Break**
**During Commercial Break**
*Mokuba find his brother backstage with a glass of rum and Bacardi in hand*
Mokuba: (timidly) Seto?
Seto: (grins) The new dueling system works perfectly.
Mokuba: (blinks) ...
Seto: (bangs free fist against wall) I should've won. But I just...couldn't let her lose.
Monica: (from nowhere) Don't flatter yourself. You aren't all that good.
M&S: O.O
Monica: I could've went a *LOT* harder on you. But I didn't. I didn't want to *humiliate* you Seto-I wanted you to learn a lesson.
Seto: (raises eyebrow) Which is?
Monica: (grinning, going back to her ghetto slang) Neva, eva eva eva eva eva insult Linkin Park. Oh yeah!
Mokuba: ^_____^ Monica, you're great! (huggles her)
Monica: Aw, thank you baby! (eyes Seto) Did we learn our lesson?
Seto: (growls) This changes nothing. I won't stop until I've beaten you Monica, and Yami as well, fair and square.
Monica: You can come after me all you like. I leave my window open at night- oh yeah!
Seto: O.O
Mokuba: (still huggling Monica) Know what Monica?
Monica: What's that baby?
Mokuba: ^___^ I think Seto likes you.
Seto: (blushing madly) The both of you are twisted!
Monica: What's that I hear? Your favorite river is Da Nile?
Seto: ...You'll both burn in hell for this.
Mokuba: (LOL) I'd rather burn with you two-at least I'll be occupied. Come on, let's go watch Josey Scot and Chad Kroeger! (runs off)
Monica: (to Seto, switching back to her British accent) You lost on purpose.
Seto: O.O
Monica: I'm insulted.
Seto: Don't flatter yourself. I wouldn't waste my time.
Monica: You had one card left in your hand. What was it.
Seto: None of your business.
Monica: And you didn't play by the rules completely.
Seto: Neither did you.
Monica: ...I wanted you to win.
Seto: Why?? So you could lick my toes!?
Monica:...
Seto: Hmph. Figures you'd be that sick. I'm going back to my seat.
Monica: (watches him leave)
Seto: (calls back) You can still lick my toes Monica, if you're into that kind of thing. After the show of course.
Monica: ^________^ (in ghetto voice) Oh yeah!
**Performance**
*Ra is in the background with Malik and Yami Malik playing on drums, Joey and . on guitar, and Chad and Josey standing next to each other in front of their mikes.*
Chad: I'm so high, I can hear heaven. I'm so high, I can hear heaven.
C&J: Oh but heaven, no heaven don't hear me. And they say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of an eagle, watch as we all fly away.
**In audience**
Bakura: (comes back to seat) What'd I miss?
Yami: ...Seto lost purposely to Monica in a very twisted duel. Neither one of them played by the rules. What's worse is I think they like each other.
Bakura: God, I leave for a few minutes and all hell breaks lose! Can't you people keep yourselves in check!!?? I need a drink!! (pulls out flask of Paul Masson Brandy, begins to guzzle)
Yami: (raises eyebrows) I think you need help.
Bakura: What? No, I'm fine.
**Onstage**
Josey: Someone told me love would all save us. But how can that be? Look what love gave us.
J&C: A world full of killing and blood spilling-that won't never change. And they say that a hero can change us-we're not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of an eagle-watch as we all fly away.
Ra: *vocalizes in very angelic rock voice*
All: O.O
Ra: (singing in angelic rock voice) And now that the world isn't ending, this love that I'm sending to you isn't the love of a hero and that's why I fear it won't do.
J,C&R: And they say that a hero can save us-I'm not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of an eagle-watch as we all fly away. And they say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of an eagle-watch as we all fly away.
*song ends*
Audience: *cheers wildly*
*host/hostesses are back at their podium, wearing matching army clothes*
Mokuba: Good to have you back Monica! (huggles her)
Monica: It's good to be back baby. (huggles him back)
Audience: Aww...
Bakura: All this love in a room is suffocating. I need another drink. (guzzles on flask, finishes it off, then pulls out another flask filled with Bacardi O, sipping on it so as to savor it and make it last)
Cast: O.O
Bakura: What are you staring at?!
Yami:...Bakura, you're drinking like an alcoholic.
Bakura: Oh, sod off. If I told you that you look like King of Games, does that make you King of Games?
Yami: Bakura, I *am* King of Games.
Bakura: Didn't I just tell you to sod off. And besides, just because people think Ryou is gay, does that make him gay?
Ryou: Right on!
Bakura: Sit down and shut up aibou, because I too have doubts about your sexual preference.
Ryou: You know I'm not gay.
Bakura: But they don't *know* I know they don't know that I know. (grins deviously) I'm going to go find a drink. (guzzles the rest of the Bacardi down shamelessly)
Fan Girl of Yami (who is sitting right behind them): I think you *are* an alcoholic, Bakura!
Bakura: (stands up) You know what I think? (turns around to Yami's Fangirl) I think that dress is ugly.
YFG: I think your face is ugly.
Ryou: *winces* She's gonna get it.
Bakura: (throws empty flasks into crowd, hitting someone in the head with them) You know what? I didn't think they allowed toothpicks in the audience. I thought you were supposed to be sitting next to the food.
Monica: (listening to Bakura throw intelligent insults at the Fangirl, but never leaving his calm manor) You know what, that's just tmftv.
Mokuba: What's that?
Monica: Too much for TV, baby. Uh, we are now going to attempt to drown out Bakura's...insults and that fangirl's cries by presenting the next award.
Laura: Don't bother, she ran out crying.
Monica: Yes I saw that part. And Bakura followed her. And will continue following her until he sees fit to stop talking about her.
Laura: But that's...that's just mean!
Monica: I know. So now our next award is best hikari and yami couple! That's not meant in like a gay way is it? You know, like *couple* couple.
Laura: -.- No Monica. And now here to present the award for Best Hikari and Yami are two very unlikely people, Weevil and Rex Raptor...!! Where did they come from?
Monica: I dunno. But here they come, to wreck the day.
(host/hostesses exit, presenters enter)
Weevil: I should be nominated for Best Duelist! I single-handedly brought down the greatest cards in duel monsters!
Ryou: (from audience) Yeah well guess what?! There's something called God Cards; way better than Exodia!! And they're one of a kind, too!!
Weevil: (from stage, obviously) Really? Where can I find them??
Ryou: (shrugs) You can challenge Malik to a duel, but you'd lose almost instantly. That, or his fangirls would kill you before you got in his presence.
Rex: Aren't we supposed to be presenting an award?
Weevil: (in that annoyingly...annoying voice of his) Oh? Yes that's right. The Nominees for Best Yami and Hikari are...
MV: Yami and Yuugi!
Yuugi: Yay! ^___^
Teà: Go Yami!
Yami: Go Teà! ^__^ As in away.
Teà:...(frowns)
Bakura: (returns to his seat, throwing his feet up on the chair in front of him, hitting someone in the head, but not really caring) What'd I miss?
Ryou: Nothing. What happened to that um...
Bakura: Fangirl. I started talking about how Yami would never love her and she threw herself off of the balcony. So what's the award.
Ryou: You know you're going to burn in hell for that.
Bakura: Hell? I've been in hell. I have attended this award show, and that's hell enough for me. I even got to keep some nice memories.
MV: Bakura and Ryou!
Bakura: (now sipping on zinfandel from a flask) So, what's the award.
Ryou: Best hikari and Yami. And we've just been nominated. See, there's the camera. (points to camera)
Bakura: We're live? Well, don't point on television, aibou, it's rude. That, and I'll break your finger as an unintentional natural reaction.
MV: O.O And finally, Malik and Yami Malik!
Malik: Oh yeah.
Yami Malik: The spleen of the Cards!!! Or, or, or maybe...colon!!! (laughs maniacally) Colon of Cards, I believe!!! (rofls (rolls on the floor laughing))
Rex: Well, hand me the envelope.
Weevil: No, I will open it!!
Rex: No you won't; you're ugly. I'm gonna open it. At least I have fan girls. Though ye be few, but I have some. No one likes you, now hand me the envelope.
Weevil: I am world champion!! I will open this envelope!!
Bakura: (from audience, to Weevil and Rex) You know neither of you won, so shut the hell up and open it.
Rex: That was the second season, Monica is world champion now. Now hand me the envelope.
Weevil: I will not! Look behind you, a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
Rex: They've been extinct for quite some time. However, if you'll look behind you, you will see a Lycosa tarentula from the family Theraphosidae, which more than likely came from South Europe; they're very poisonous.
Weevil: HA! I'm not going to fall for that! Spiders don't come here from Europe!
Rex: O.o Weevil, it's on your shoulder. (backs away)
Weevil: I'm going to open this envelope if it's the last thing I do!! (opens envelope, hears hissing) Huh? (turns around) ***** Rex: And the winner is...(flatly) Ryou and Bakura.
Audience: (cheers, whistles, screaming, applause)
(Bakura and Ryou walk up on to the stage, Bakura snatches the award and hisses at Rex, then hands the Milli to his hikari)
Bakura: (emotionless, now sipping DuBochett Peppermint Schnapps) Well, for those of you that got this black out, I'll fill you in. Weevil came true to his word when he said: (in girly voice) "I'm going to open this envelope if it's the last thing I do!!!"
Audience: (scattered applause, laughter)
Bakura: (in regular mild tone) He was bit in the nose by the thing he loved most: Spiders. Apperently, it was from South Europe, and was dangerously poisonous. So if anyone loves me, they'll take him off life support.
Audience: (scattered snickers, applause, laughter)
Ryou: Why is that funny?
Bakura: (shrugs) The poison went to his brain instantly, causing him to slip into a coma. And from the way it smells up here, I'd say he slipped in a few other things before coming up here.
Audience: (finally submits, cheering loudly, whistling, applauding, giving Bakura a standing Ovation)
Bakura: Thank you. I'm here all night. (bows)
Ryou: Thank you!
(Bakura and Ryou walk off of stage and back to seats, host/hostesses enter)
Monica: Well, you gotta admit. The boy has natural talent. He's truly ignorant. ^_^ Oh yeah!
Laura: Yes, when he's drinking. Monica, don't you see? He shows no respect for the dead!!
Monica: Mokuba, you handle this one, baby.
Mokuba: Ahem, according to Monica, all of the people Bakura does that to either didn't respect him, themselves, others, or all when they were living. So there's no reason to show them respect when they die.
Laura:...Where is the logic in that?
Monica: There is none. We'll be right back after this commercial break!
*****
Malik: You got a Standing *oh my goodness* O.
Bakura:...I don't care. My Silver Goddess was not with me.
Malik: *raises eyebrow* Silver Goddess?
L-Seph: That's the name of the Crystal cup Griff gave him.
Bakura: No it's not. Her name is Claire.
L-Seph: *mouth drops open* You named your cup Claire?!?!?!
Bakura: No I didn't. I named her Rapture.
L-Seph: -.- Rapture.
Bakura: No. It's actually Nocturnal Light.
Malik: Will you make up your *nani?!?!* mind?
Griff: Bakura, leave the lying to me, you do the stealing, Malik can do the hurting and we'll make a great team. Malik, I'm going to have to wash your mouth out with soap if you keep using that kind of language.
Malik: (grins mischievously) How about instead of soap you use...(grins, then winks suggestively)
Griff: O.o I know what you're implying; Malik, it's not that serious. That was just...Bakura?
Bakura: Wrong. On every level, wrong...Very nice selective choice of actions, but wrong. (pulls out flask full of Sex on The Beach) Griff, can I instrest you in some Sex on The Beach?
Griff: (practically drooling) I was interested from the beginning of that sentence!!...Can I bring Malik? I'd like to...And what beach are we talking about? Is it anywhere near Hollywood, by chance?
Bakura:...I am not physically or in any other way attracted to Malik; it's a drink. I cannot ask you to have sex in this story...It's rated pg13.
Griff: I knew that!! ^O^ I'm underage. But you don't know that!! And besides...
Griff, Malik & Bakura: It's sake.
L-Seph: There is something wrong with all of you. Yami?
Yami: Yes my pet!!
L-Seph: Iron your hands...Like Dobby in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Yami: (irons his hands)
L-Seph: (rolling on the floor laughing) Doesn't that hurt you???
Yami: (looks at L-Seph) Do you want it to hurt me, my Lady?
L-Seph: (continues to rofl)
Griff: I would like to point out something about my Mentos commercial. Mentos is very old. And Vincent Valentine is from the video game Final Fantasy 7. Just like Sephiroth, Lady Sephiroth's namesake. I only threw Vincent in there because he has a gun. ^___^ I know that was mean, and half of you didn't get that commercial, but those who did, I hope you enjoyed. Oh, and Bakura and all off the liquor that he drinks...I am not promoting that liquor.
Bakura: But it's nice to have such a wide variety. It helps that you live down the street from a liquor store.
Griff: O.o Don't tell people that! It's tacky!
Monica: F'sho! Yeah yea-ee!
L-Seph: o.O
Monica: I just felted-
Griff: o.O
Monica: -that I needed to correct that sentence, Bakura. See you shoulda said: "It's all good, cuz yo' crib is right down tha s'creet from tha liqua sto'." Oh yeah!
Griff: *is shocked* Thank you Monica. It's always nice to have a daily lesson in ebonix.
Monica: Oh yeah! Yea-yea-ee!
Griff: *has sweatdropped* Ryou please thank the people. Because you are so adorable. ^.^
Ryou: *blushes slightly* Alright...
Monica: A'ight folk can do it this time, but I got dibs on next, you know what I'm sayin?
Griff: *is shocked* Uh-huh. That, and Ryou I think you're the only one that will actually spell correctly out of all of us. And Bakura, but he's a bastard.
Bakura:...Well I can't deny that. Are you allowed to say that?
Griff: *is mad* Stop talking, Baka-Baku-chan!! I want to hear your hikari's adorable voice ^_^
Bakura: You've been talking to Zaheera for too long, you know that?
Griff: Don't make me have her Tackleglomp you, Baku-chan.
Malik: *has nothing to say because nothing has been said to him, you see*
Ryou: Um, thanks to: jshu25, Lady Sephiroth, Pyra Moonsword, seirei queen of darkness, Sen Taro-Taisensei, LiLfLoAtInGcLoUd, SenRyoko-TaiHanyou, Lonewolf, and Sentine.
Griffin: Thankles spankles Hikari person ^_^ Well, I'm going to personally thank the reivewers, as I always do ^_^ And as usual, at the end I will shamelessly promote my fics among other things. ^_^
Malik: o_O
Griffin: Okay, uh..who's first?
Sentine: o.O You signed in!! *huggles Sentine* Well, I'm glad you liked it.
Dimitri: :D
Griff: o_O okay, there's your cameo Dimitri. Now go away.
Lookit: XD My signature!! XD
Griff: Lookit, we are all aware that's your signature. It's actually become a part of your name.
Lookit XD: Are you working on our page lookit?
Griff: Yes I'm working on it, and so is Seph.
Lookit XD: That's good lookit! Bye...lookit. *leaves*
Griff: o_O Strange child.
Marikzgal4eva: Thank you, I'm glad you think my commercials are funny!! *is glad* o.O Stupid asterisks!!
**: *are stupid*
Bakura: There is something wrong with all of you.
Griff:
Malik'sgurl: Um, try not to hurt yourself when you drop your balloons. Because if I've learned one thing as a villain, it's that: It's only a crime...
Bakura: If you get caught. Like stealing.
Griff: Or vandalism. Or fraud, murder of the first, second and third degree, underage drinking, smuggling...
Bakura: I think she gets the point.
Griff: Right.
Monica: Jus' remember baby, the po-po is always watchin.
Griff: O_O Thank you Monica. Oh, and the Interviews will be posted on a different story called Up Against The Wall.
Bakura: Why does that sound so....
Griff: Dominatrix-like.
Bakura: Exactly.
Griff: O.O Whatever puts you to sleep at night Bakura. You can take that however you want.
Yami Malik: Love-do not apply, life-I live but I gotta die!! *starts whistling* I can't relate, cuz I was born not to know! Things are gettin crazy-I ain't wearin paisley!
Monica: O.o Whatchu know about Tony Toni Tonè?
Yami Malik: *cocks head to side* Uh. It never rains in Southern California?
Monica: I'll see ya when I get there!
Griff: O.O Thank you for that short musical performance.
Monica and Yami Malik: *singing*...On the other side of town, it never rains...
Seto: -.- You're all disturbed.
Griff: You've got a stick up your *was omitted*, go away.
Internal Dragon: Oh, I'm sorry you're scarred for life. I know what you mean...well not really. ^_^ Hope those bad memories go away, though.
ACME-Rian: Well, Mynx is taller than Yuugi, and she's a cat. ^_^ I know boxes taller than Yuugi, so it's know biggy. ^_^ Biggy-get it?
Shadow-Spector: I'm glad you liked the milk commercial; I liked typing it. I tried to leave him perfectly in character, how did I do?
Seirei queen of darkness: Blake is evil? I figured that. That's why I think he's funny. I've got dark humor, too. I mean I *am* a villain, after all. *is a villain* o_O Ok, those stars are officially trippy. You all knew I was a villain, right? I mean I still am, but you knew, right? Right?
Sen Taro-TaiSensei: *huggles Sen-chan* Hope you feel better! Yea, Bakura is funny isn't he? I reviewed the second chapter to your story this morning. ^_^ You think it's a masterpiece? I think it's stupid *cries tears of joy* People think I'm funny!! Yay! Um, Sen Taro? Can you tell me how to say the Great Library in Japanese? Thankies. *has much to learn you see* O.O Will you stop that!?!?!
**: *will not stop*
Griff: O.o
Smiley: Aww, Smiley, I didn't mean to yell. Trust me, if I didn't like your reviews, I'd remove them all. You can bug me all you want go right ahead ^_^ You are so ghetto! Rofl!! You said yo bomb-diggity homi rofl!! Well, you don't bother me, review as much as you like, and I'm glad you're smiling. Because I can't take another person that looks like Seto all the time.
Monica: Oh, don't pertern like you ain't ghetto. Ya'll know they speak ebonix.
Griff: I understood that entire sentence. Monica's too lazy to say pretend, so she says pertern. ^_^ I think it's funny.
Monica: Yea-yea-ee!
Griff: I can't wait to see you stand on the corner with Malik. Well, I'm almost done. Just one last word about Malik and him saying Feh. Uh, Malik would like you all to know that it's a free country and he can do and say whatever he wants.
Malik: Dog *omitted*, if you got sumthin to say to me, we can take it outside, you know?
Griff: O.O You are not honestly going to fight Inu-Yasha through reviews, are you?
Malik:...Whatever floats your boat.
Griff: O.O Okay, now for the shameless promotions. Um, you can check out me and L-Seph's website. It's under both of our profiles, so come visit, sign the guestbook and all that. Um, also, L-Seph and I are starting a story called Peggy's Angels. Peggy being Pegasus. It's a spoof of Charlie's Angels. Well, look for that soon.
Monica: We out.