Okay... it's time for chapter two of our riveting adventure!!! Since I just posted the first chapter, and I'm still bored, I've decided to continue already.
::Duel Mistress K is sitting on a stool, wearing the Stalker's outfit (think of that dude in G-Gundam who always opens the show), and a single spotlight is on her. dramatic voice:: Well now everyone, in the last chapter the ultimate challenge has been announced to the Decepticons. Today, the competition shall begin, and you can bet it will be fierce. ::adds in a normal voice:: What self-respecting Decepticon wouldn't want to humiliate Megatron and Thrust? ::returns to dramatic tone:: So, without further ado, let the competition begin! ::flings off the stalker outfit & eyepatch, revealing her normal outfit:: Let's get things started: Decepticon Easter Egg hunt all set, Ready, GO!!!!
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::Megatron and Thrust are gagged and tied up somewhere::
Megatron: Mmmfff mmm mfffmf?! (Translation: Who the hell did this to us?!)
Thrust: Mmmmm? mmfffm mfmmmfm! (Translation: What? I can't understand you!)
Megatron: Mmmmfm? (What?)
Thrust: Mmmmfm? (What?)
::their senseless blabbering continues for several minutes, then Duel Mistress K comes in, and whacks them both on the head with a fuzzy pink tennis racket, knocking them unconscious::
DMK: Oh, do shuttup!!
Megs: X_@
Thrust: @_@
DMK: That's better. Now, to start this madness... ::warps to where the other Decepticons are waiting (don't ask me how, she just can)::
Starscream: It's about time you showed up, I want to get this game started!!
DMK: Okay, okay! My, aren't we pushy today... Anyway, I've taken the liberty of blocking all of your warp technology-
All: WHAT?!
Cyclonus: ::whining:: Why?! What did we do to you?!
DMK: Nothing. Walking and traveling across land makes for great exercise, and I've hidden all of the eggs in... the good ol' U.S of A!!! ((it lacks originality, I know, but no one gave me suggestions, dangit!!))
Cyclonus: ::trademark whiny voice:: The U.S?! That place is huge! Why not Texas?!
Sideways: ::sweatdrop:: Texas is in the U.S, moron.
Cyclonus: Oh, I knew that...
Sideways: ::mumbles:: Not.
Demolisher: But how did you hide them there?
DMK: ::grins evilly:: I got some help from a rather, *ahem* reliable source.
((Mental Flashback ::Hotshot is standing by himself, wearing one of those sign thingys that says "WILL WORK FOR CUPCAKES"::))
((Flashes to the Present where we see Hotshot sitting in the corner of the base, munching happily on a full box of cupcakes))
Hotshot: Woohoo! Sugarhigh!!!! *o*
Starscream: More genius! You humans never cease to amaze me.
DMK: Thanks... uh, I think... And I've added another rule,
All D-cons: ::a collective groan is heard::
DMK: If you so much as hurt a single person you'll be disqualified, mmkay?
::more groaning::
DMK: It's not that bad. You can still beat the living bejesus out of each other, you know.
::groaning ceases::
Screamy: Oh, then nevermind.
DMK: Glad you agree. Also, I'm going to warp you four to different parts of the country. Feel free to move up and down the U.S as you desire, but keep in mind that you are on a time limit.
Cyclonus: Yeah, yeah, we know, let's get going!!!
DMK: I have to agree with blender-butt this time. I'm getting tired of talking with you nutcases, anyway...
Cyclonus: BLENDER-BUTT?! ::raises fist to smash DMK::
::DMK snaps her fingers and they are all instantly warped to a random part of America. Just then, Optimus walks in.::
DMK: You ARE recording this, right?
Optimus: ::nods:: Who wouldn't?
DMK: ::grins::
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Alright, since nobody gave me suggestions as to where, they'll hunt for eggs in the US. I'll gladly take suggestions as to where in the US now ((hint, hint, that means REVIEW)) As you can see I'm really dragging this story out, but that's because I had a traumatic Easter Egg hunt in my youth ::starts to speak in a wistful tone:: ah, yes, my dreaded childhood-
Hotshot: Oh shaddap!!! Let me enjoy my cupcakes in peace!!!
DMK: ::pouty:: Hmph. Fine. Be that way.