DMK: Wheee, I'm on a roll now. This chapter is about- you guessed it- SCREAMY!! Okay, I know the Sideways one sucked, but I wrote it to get me back into the mood. Thank you to Inoria Nackatori, Space Toaster, tomb king, and Tigerseye, the ONLY people that were nice enough to leave me a review.

Hotshot: That's a shock.

DMK: Whaddya mean by that?

Hotshot: *meekly* Nothing.

DMK: Good. Now, I need someone to say the disclaimer… I know! ::claps hands:: Oh, BLURR!! Be a sweetie and say the disclaimer for me, please?

::Enter G1 Blurr::

Blurr: ::nods:: ItwouldbemypleasuretosayitDuelMistressKDMKdoesn'townanyoftheTransformersfromArmadasheonlyownstheplotandtheeventsthatoccurinthisficSodon'tsueherplease.

Hotshot: That was… strange… 0_0

DMK: Thank you! ^_^

Blurr: Don'tmentionit. ::leaves::

DMK: Now that that's done, let's continue!

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Setting: The Everglades, Florida

Starscream: ::rubs head:: Uhnnn… where am I?

Manatee #1: Dude, you're like, in my house.

Starscream: AHHHH! It speaks!!

Manatee #2: Sweet! He's like, a big metal dude!!

Starscream: AHHHH! Another one?!

Manatee #1: Dude, we like, live here.

Starscream: Where is 'here'?

Both Manatees: Florida, dude!

Starscream: Oh, okay. Well, have you seen any eggs around here?

Manatee #1: Dude, like, why are you looking for eggs?

Starscream: A demented author sent my friends and I on an Easter egg hunt.

Both Manatees: TUBULAR!!! LIKE, EGG HUNTS RULE!!!

Starscream: And whomever wins get to be the leader for a day.

Manatee #1: DUDE!

Manatee #2: SWEET!!

Manatee #1: DUDE!!

Manatee #2: SWEET!!

Starscream: ::smacks his forehead:: This is getting me nowhere… ::leaves the two Manatees to babble on::

((HALF AN HOUR LATER…))

Starscream: ::sighs:: It's official, I'm LOST!!!

((something catches the corner of his optic. He turns and sees an Easter Egg, siting on a peculiar mound…))

SS: Whahahahaha!! I've found one!! ::reaches down to pick it up…::

CHOMP!!!

Screamer: OWWWWWWW!!!! ::hops around, nursing his hand, little Anime tears in the corners of his optics::

Gator: *ghetto voice* That's what you get fo' messin' wit mah eggs, foo!! {{A/N: I am NOT making fun of any type of nationalities here. I just wanted to make that clear…}}

Starscream: ::sniffles:: B- but… that vividly colored egg over there isn't yours…

Gator: Awwwww, yeah… Go ahead honey, take that ugly thang! 'S been crampin' mah style evah since a big yellah dude put it there.

Starscream: Oh… *clearly confused* thank you. ::takes the egg::

Gator: Don' mention it sweetie, ya'll have fun now with that egg hunt all ya'lls got goin' on!!

Starscream: I will. Say… did you by any chance see any more of these?

Gator: Check wit mah homey a couple swamps down… I tink she has one a couple a' those eggs lyin' around.

Starscream: Thank you again. Now I'd best be off.

Gator: See yah! ::crawls back into the swamp::

Starscream: ::shakes his head in disbelief:: Earth is definitely… unique… ::starts to walk, but gets stuck in the mud:: Agggh!!

((Starscream pulls his feet out of the sludge and continues walking. After about five minutes of trying to move, he smacks his forehead again))

Starscream: Oh, am I a fool! I could just-- ::jumps into the air:: TRANSFORM!!!

((unfortunately, he fails, and lands face-first in the mud.))

Starscream: WHAT?! ::tries again:: TRANSFORM!!!

SPLASH!!

Starscream: NO! This isn't fair!! TRANSFORM!!!

SPLASH!!! ((AGAIN…))

((suddenly, SS's comlink starts to beep. He answers it))

Starscream: Hello?

DMK: Hey Screamy!!!

SS: What do you want?

DMK: Oh, I uh, forgot to mention one teensy-weensy little thing…

SS: *annoyed* WHAT?!

DMK: I, uh…. Blockedallofyourtransformationabilitiestomakeitmorefun.

SS: You WHAT?!

DMK; *quickly* Hahaha, funny huh? See ya later Screamy!!

Screamer: Why you-!!! ((transmission cuts out)) ::sighs:: why ME? What on Cybertron have I done to anger the Gods so? ::hangs head for a moment, then perks back up:: It matters not! For I am Starscream, the most powerful and smart and good-looking Decepticon in the universe!!! Hahahahaha!!! *cough, cough* ((is choking on some of the mud he swallowed when he landed face-down)) *cough, hack* Hahahahaha!!!

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tomb king: HEY! You didn't put me in the story!!!

DMK: That's because yer goin' to Eskimo Land!!!

TK: So I have to wait until next time??

DMK: Yup!! ^_^ Preview of next chapter: Get out your parkas, people! Blender-Butt's goin' to Alaska!!!

Hotshot: HA!! That sounds great! I'll be there!!

DMK: But I need to have at least 5, that's right, countem 5 reviews in order to continue!! That's why this chapter was so short, cuz hardly ANYBODY reviewed it!!!

Hotshot and tomb king: SO REVIEW!!!!

DMK: And anyone who is interested, PLEASE check out my bio: I have several story Ideas in the making and I would like some feedback. Please EMAIL me for suggestions though.