Torture the Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast

Spirit Possessions

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Stalker: Well, let's see... *looks at the director for clues* ...Oh yeah! We first start off with spirit possessions, since it is Yu-Gi-Oh themed, y'know...

Ryou: Excellent. Another shell to creep into. Yesss...

Yugi: We can't do that! Remember the LAST time we possessed someone with a spirit?


~~~~~~Flashback to Bandit Keith in a straight jacket at the nuthouse in his chamber thing~~~~~~

Bandit Keith: GET OUTTA MY HEAD! LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE!!!!!

Malik: Never! NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~~~~Flashback ends~~~~~~


Stalker: ...Oh yeah! I remember that now!

Ryou: I'll be a volunteer. Who's my empty shell??

Stalker: Umm... *faces the cast* Who's my victim, I mean, volunteer?? *sweatdrop*

*the cast exchanges looks and glances*

Kaiba: I'll go. Heck, I kinda like the idea of two minds.

Mokuba: NO!!!! *restrained by Tea*

Stalker: Super! *fangs appear* First, we empty the mind of its awareness...

Kaiba: Wha?? Empty my mind?? Bu-- *a hair dresser thing is placed on his head and his mind is sucked into it*

Joey: *recoils*

Tristan: *takes a brown paper bag and throws up in it*

Mai: *passes out*

Stalker: ...Now, we make the transferral of the spirit into the body. Ryou, ready?

Ryou: Readier than ever! *the Millenium Ring falls useless around Bakura's neck and Ryou is flying toward Kaiba's body*

Stalker: Finally, we re-add the rightful mind to the body and let the fun begin!

*As Kaiba's mind is placed in, Mai is rushed to the nurse's office as well as Tristan. The cast stares at Kaiba*

Ryou: Hey! Who are you?!

Kaiba: Seto Kaiba, and you're in MY body!

Ryou: YOU'RE body?! I found this body empty and I claim it!

Kaiba: Willing to fight for it??

Ryou: Bring it on!!

*Kaiba/Ryou starts to punch, kick, and pinch himself to no end and the cast laughs*

Bakura: *stares at the ring* Better safe than possessed, I guess...

Yugi: Run, Bakura! Run as fast as you can before he gets you!!

Ryou: *pops out of Kaiba* DRAT! I will get you!...*gets sucked into Bakura's ring, possessing him once more*

Bakura: Great. I'm back with this evil thief.

Ryou: Well, you betrayed me!

Bakura: Did not!

Ryou: Did too!

*The cast and Stalker stare at Bakura/Ryou as he tattle-tales himself. Tristan and Mai walk in and laugh hysterically*

Stalker: Geez... Well that wasn't so funny after all... please, people, think of something funny, cunning, mischevious...*licks lips and exposes fangs* Until then, I'm calling the talking doctor and the SWAT Team to get this mental case... *points to Bakura/Ryou and dials the phone. Ryou thrusts the ring off and blames Bakura*

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Bakura is eliminated. Who will be next to go??