Lord of the Rings: you know...

you know your stupid when: Pippin knows the answer to a question and you don't

you know you're a bad archer when: Orcs stand in front of you and you still miss them. Orcs start clapping for you.

3. You know you're dreaming when: Frodo jumps off of a cliff. Hobbits do fly. When Smegeol asks you for your autograph. Souron starts singing "may it be" by Enya. Souron starts playing with toy trucks. Orcs jump out and start singing "we represent the lollypop guild" from the wizard of oz. The wraiths start singing twin "twinkle, twinkle little star" Arwhen starts singing "Any man of Mine" The wraiths start singing "down by the bay" with the fellowship. Wraiths run around saying " rubber chickens for sale, who wants one a rubber chicken?" Legolos falls off his horse. Wraiths start singing "all star" by smash mouth

You know Gandalf's a fake when: His beard falls off. He sets his beard on fire He comes on looking like a cucumber with a beard and starts singing " I love my lips"

You know you're crazy when:

You read Lord of the Rings: you know... by the lady ship writers

And remember

"One push to make you fall,
And in the darkness hurt you.

bye