Chapter2 - Chibi Bakura's Day
"Hmm. I wonder what's gotten into him today, turning chibi on us" Bakura looks at the TV. The others, too, glare at the mysterious program (*I wouldn't do that if I were you*).
POOF!! The white cloud that had surrounded Ryou had surrounded the gang (*Told you so*). And suddenly, five kids emerged from out of the cloud.
Bakura opens his eyes to see himself in black boxers that fit him like long, baggy pants. He looks around him to see 4 other kids is size, but they were Malik, in baggy dark purple boxers, Ishtar in blood red, Yami, in green, and Yugi, in smiley-faced boxers (*How cute*).
"Dwarn it, I'm still twe short wone." Yugi pouted.
"Ahhhh!!! I'm so horribly cute!" Ishtar yelled in a child's voice, "Now how wam I gwonna wob the banks?!"
"I kinda like mwine, I've de-aged wat least 5 millennia!" Yami smiled, "No more wrinkles for me!"
All 4 pairs of enormous eyes glared at Yami, "We're win da middle wof wa crisis hwere and wall you care bout is your AGE!!" The four kids pounced on Yami and they rolled around on the soft carpet.
"Grr. I'll teach you a thing or three bout age!" Ishtar starts to strangle Yami's small neck with a pair of small chibi hands.
"Wait, I hava betta idea" Malik runs upstairs and grabs his millennium rod and dashes back down the stairs. "Hey, I can run FASTER". Malik runs toward the heap of kids. "Watch you hweads!" Malik screams as he whacks chibi Yami on the head with his huge rod. WHACK! WHACK! Twice on the head and Yami falls flat on his face.
"I'm outta here, if you wanna bwe imwature twen bwe mwy gwuest" Bakura runs upstairs, and puts on a blue tank which covers half of his black boxers. He then wears his millennium ring over his tank.
"Time to get some sweet revenge" Bakura thought as he waltzed out the front door and towards the beach. "Hmm. I'm hungry; I'll grab something to eat." Bakura walks up to a hotdog stand and jumps up and down.
"Hey mwister, I'll have a hotdog wit extra mwustard and kwetchup, and dwon't skimp won da relish" Bakura ordered in an innocent adorable voice. The waiter looks down to see a 4 year old kid jumping up and down like a kangaroo.
"Sorry, but you have to be this tall to order" The waiter lifts his hand an inch above Bakura's head. He chuckles with delight, and pats Bakura on the head. "Run along now, you parents are probably looking everywhere for you." He laughs with delight. Bakura looks annoyed and pissed.
"Grr.I can't even enjoy a hotdog." Bakura walks away and stops. "Hey, it's that ugly witch again. This'll make my day a lot better." Bakura eyes an elderly woman and runs toward her. "Gwive mwe your mwoney wor welse" Bakura looks at the woman with huge innocent eyes.
"Aww.How cute" The woman squeezes Bakura's cheeks and pulls them tight. Bakura winces in pain and starts to jump on the woman. Using all his strength, he pulls the woman's gray hair and rides on her aching back. Then he uses his ring to grab the woman's change purse and runs off in the distance.
Bakura laughs and goes to a candy store. He walks out with a bag of jelly beans. A chibi girl the same size as him with light purple hair and huge blue eyes in a white dress runs up to him and tugs on his tank. Bakura pulls away, ignoring her; he starts to walk towards the amusement park. The girl follows him and tugs on his tank again. Bakura pulls away and starts to walk.
"Stop following mwe!" Bakura yells at the girl.
"Bwut I want two bwe your fwiend." The girl pokes Bakura, "What's your name?"
"It's Bakura." Bakura answers in an annoyed voice.
"Bachouwa, I'll call you Chou Chou, my name is Angel." Angel pokes Bakura.
"It's BAKURA!!" Bakura screams at Angel and starts to walk towards the amusement park again.
"Wait!" Angel follows Bakura and starts tugging on his tank yet again.
"Leave mwe ALONE!" Bakura starts to run towards the park. But Angel wasn't far behind him.
Bakura decides to run home, so he can get the annoying brat away from her. He stops abruptly, "Did you gwet chibi bwy watching the TV pwogwam?" Bakura asks the girl.
"Nope, I was always chibi." Angel replies and runs right up to Bakura and hugs him.
Bakura runs home with Angel behind him and he slams his body on the door. He struggles to turn the knob and he opens the door and shuts the door in Angel's face. Angel looks around and she crawls through the doggy door. She runs into the living room and sees Malik drinking the soup that Ryou made for him that morning.
Malik looks at her and she looks at Malik. Malik holds out his soup to the girl and asks her if she wants some. Angel nods her huge head and starts to drink the soup.
"Yummy, me wove cwams; my name is Angel, what's yours?" Angel smiles at Malik and sits beside him and starts to sleep on his shoulder (*Awww.*).
"Malik." Malik answers shyly.
"Mawik, me like that name, bwetter twan Chou Chou."
"Who's Chou Chou?" Malik looks curiously at Angel, who was still on his shoulder.
"Bachouwa" Angel anwers in a cute voice.
"I see" Malik wonders how Bakura got such a cute name like Chou Chou.
Meanwhile, Bakura waltzes down the stairs and looks at Angel and Malik together in the kitchen. Horrified, he runs and whacks Angel with a backscratcher. Angel starts to cry really, really, REALLY LOUDLY! Malik and Bakura cover their ears so they won't become deaf.
"What'd you do that for?" Malik asks Bakura.
"She's EVIL" Bakura looks at Malik.
"NO, she's nwot" Malik comforts Angel and scolds Bakura for being mean. Then he makes Bakura apologize. Angel smiles innocently and when Malik wasn't looking, she stuck her tongue out at Bakura, teasing him.
"That girl is pure EVIL, I must get banish her to the shadow realm before she drives me crazy with that annoying voice of hers. It'll be sure to drive anyone towards insanity" Bakura thought as he walks slowly to his room brewing up a plan to get rid of that wretched (*only to Bakura, but to Malik, Angel's cute*) brat.
"Hmm. I wonder what's gotten into him today, turning chibi on us" Bakura looks at the TV. The others, too, glare at the mysterious program (*I wouldn't do that if I were you*).
POOF!! The white cloud that had surrounded Ryou had surrounded the gang (*Told you so*). And suddenly, five kids emerged from out of the cloud.
Bakura opens his eyes to see himself in black boxers that fit him like long, baggy pants. He looks around him to see 4 other kids is size, but they were Malik, in baggy dark purple boxers, Ishtar in blood red, Yami, in green, and Yugi, in smiley-faced boxers (*How cute*).
"Dwarn it, I'm still twe short wone." Yugi pouted.
"Ahhhh!!! I'm so horribly cute!" Ishtar yelled in a child's voice, "Now how wam I gwonna wob the banks?!"
"I kinda like mwine, I've de-aged wat least 5 millennia!" Yami smiled, "No more wrinkles for me!"
All 4 pairs of enormous eyes glared at Yami, "We're win da middle wof wa crisis hwere and wall you care bout is your AGE!!" The four kids pounced on Yami and they rolled around on the soft carpet.
"Grr. I'll teach you a thing or three bout age!" Ishtar starts to strangle Yami's small neck with a pair of small chibi hands.
"Wait, I hava betta idea" Malik runs upstairs and grabs his millennium rod and dashes back down the stairs. "Hey, I can run FASTER". Malik runs toward the heap of kids. "Watch you hweads!" Malik screams as he whacks chibi Yami on the head with his huge rod. WHACK! WHACK! Twice on the head and Yami falls flat on his face.
"I'm outta here, if you wanna bwe imwature twen bwe mwy gwuest" Bakura runs upstairs, and puts on a blue tank which covers half of his black boxers. He then wears his millennium ring over his tank.
"Time to get some sweet revenge" Bakura thought as he waltzed out the front door and towards the beach. "Hmm. I'm hungry; I'll grab something to eat." Bakura walks up to a hotdog stand and jumps up and down.
"Hey mwister, I'll have a hotdog wit extra mwustard and kwetchup, and dwon't skimp won da relish" Bakura ordered in an innocent adorable voice. The waiter looks down to see a 4 year old kid jumping up and down like a kangaroo.
"Sorry, but you have to be this tall to order" The waiter lifts his hand an inch above Bakura's head. He chuckles with delight, and pats Bakura on the head. "Run along now, you parents are probably looking everywhere for you." He laughs with delight. Bakura looks annoyed and pissed.
"Grr.I can't even enjoy a hotdog." Bakura walks away and stops. "Hey, it's that ugly witch again. This'll make my day a lot better." Bakura eyes an elderly woman and runs toward her. "Gwive mwe your mwoney wor welse" Bakura looks at the woman with huge innocent eyes.
"Aww.How cute" The woman squeezes Bakura's cheeks and pulls them tight. Bakura winces in pain and starts to jump on the woman. Using all his strength, he pulls the woman's gray hair and rides on her aching back. Then he uses his ring to grab the woman's change purse and runs off in the distance.
Bakura laughs and goes to a candy store. He walks out with a bag of jelly beans. A chibi girl the same size as him with light purple hair and huge blue eyes in a white dress runs up to him and tugs on his tank. Bakura pulls away, ignoring her; he starts to walk towards the amusement park. The girl follows him and tugs on his tank again. Bakura pulls away and starts to walk.
"Stop following mwe!" Bakura yells at the girl.
"Bwut I want two bwe your fwiend." The girl pokes Bakura, "What's your name?"
"It's Bakura." Bakura answers in an annoyed voice.
"Bachouwa, I'll call you Chou Chou, my name is Angel." Angel pokes Bakura.
"It's BAKURA!!" Bakura screams at Angel and starts to walk towards the amusement park again.
"Wait!" Angel follows Bakura and starts tugging on his tank yet again.
"Leave mwe ALONE!" Bakura starts to run towards the park. But Angel wasn't far behind him.
Bakura decides to run home, so he can get the annoying brat away from her. He stops abruptly, "Did you gwet chibi bwy watching the TV pwogwam?" Bakura asks the girl.
"Nope, I was always chibi." Angel replies and runs right up to Bakura and hugs him.
Bakura runs home with Angel behind him and he slams his body on the door. He struggles to turn the knob and he opens the door and shuts the door in Angel's face. Angel looks around and she crawls through the doggy door. She runs into the living room and sees Malik drinking the soup that Ryou made for him that morning.
Malik looks at her and she looks at Malik. Malik holds out his soup to the girl and asks her if she wants some. Angel nods her huge head and starts to drink the soup.
"Yummy, me wove cwams; my name is Angel, what's yours?" Angel smiles at Malik and sits beside him and starts to sleep on his shoulder (*Awww.*).
"Malik." Malik answers shyly.
"Mawik, me like that name, bwetter twan Chou Chou."
"Who's Chou Chou?" Malik looks curiously at Angel, who was still on his shoulder.
"Bachouwa" Angel anwers in a cute voice.
"I see" Malik wonders how Bakura got such a cute name like Chou Chou.
Meanwhile, Bakura waltzes down the stairs and looks at Angel and Malik together in the kitchen. Horrified, he runs and whacks Angel with a backscratcher. Angel starts to cry really, really, REALLY LOUDLY! Malik and Bakura cover their ears so they won't become deaf.
"What'd you do that for?" Malik asks Bakura.
"She's EVIL" Bakura looks at Malik.
"NO, she's nwot" Malik comforts Angel and scolds Bakura for being mean. Then he makes Bakura apologize. Angel smiles innocently and when Malik wasn't looking, she stuck her tongue out at Bakura, teasing him.
"That girl is pure EVIL, I must get banish her to the shadow realm before she drives me crazy with that annoying voice of hers. It'll be sure to drive anyone towards insanity" Bakura thought as he walks slowly to his room brewing up a plan to get rid of that wretched (*only to Bakura, but to Malik, Angel's cute*) brat.