After The End

by faeirex

There are many unanswered questions in life. Why didn't the Sheriff of Nottingham just kill Robin Hood? The Wicked Queen:If you're going to poison Snow White why not use real poison? And why does Batman need Robin? Most pressing of all however is the si

4. Scene 3

Scene 3:

[The lights come up on the super villains meeting again]

Cat Woman: So you think this will work do you?

Scott Evil: Of course. [Everyone still looks unconvinced] Have any of you actually met Robin Hood?

Wicked Queen: I saw the back of his head once at one of his autograph signings.

Morgan: Wow, you are so lucky!

Wicked Queen: I know!

Scott Evil: [glares] I spoke metaphorically. But anyone who actually knows the dear Mr. Hood knows he would award himself the trophy for "the stupidest super hero" if it was shiny enough and didn't clash with his hair too badly. Believe me he'll lap this up. [He starts laughing maniacally. The lights go out the laughter continues as the furniture is removed]

Scott Evil: [flatly] Please tell me that's not a Robin Hood fanclub badge.