Closet
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy.
Once there was a girl named Buffy who did not know who to marry. There was Riley, Angel, and Spike. In order to make up her mind, she
decided to lock each of them in a closet and leave them there for a month. Whoever was alive then, she would marry.
She put Riley in a closet full of underwear. Angel in a closet full of bras, and Spike ina closet full of dirty pads. At the end of the month, Riley was
dead and Angel was...er...catatonic. Spike was the only one that was still 'alive'.
She was amazed and asked him how he was still alive. He replied, "I ate your jelly doughnuts."