Chapter 2: I don't hate you....I just hate you, ok? boys dorm. James Potter lay asleep in his dorm, lost in his dreams, not knowing that he had peanut butter on his eye lids, tooth paste in his hair, his left hand in a bucket of everlasting warm water, and was considerably wet.... Then he was awoken by a screech of laughter. "What the heck...???" said James, Sirius was woken by the loud laughing too. James then realized what he had happened to him. He screamed. "What the HE-y, where the fire!" Said Peter shrilly and dumbly, and he jumped out of bed. Remus, who was the one laughing, and Sirius looked at. "What?" He said, feeling sheepish. "I heard screams....." James started to rub the crap of his face, but it was kinda hard to concentrate on getting peanut butter off your eye lids when your friends are laughing hysterically at you. "Man James, I bet Lily did this to you!" Said Remus, his giggles, unlike Sirius', starting to subside. "Man, i KNOW she did this!" James said fiercly. "Shes a devil! Why can't she just swoon over me like all the other normal girls," he groaned. "Somebdys havong an ego trip," Sirius muttered to Remus. "I heard that! Now will you guys help me get Evans back for this?" ""Yeah sure Sparky," said Sirius with a laugh, a little scratchy from waking up. "Just clean yourself up first, you smell like pee!" girls dorm. "OMG! I can't believe we did that!" Said Ginny, as she flopped onto her bed just after taking a shower. She shook her hair out. It was Saturday and they were planning to terrorize the SmallFoy gang "But it was so fun!" Eve screeched childishly. All the other girls in the dorm had gone to breakfast, so she was free to scream. "Shut up Eve!" Came a voice that sounded very much like Remus's from downstairs. Eve fell back onto her bed in giggles and couldn't stop. Lily sighed at her friends antics, and then turned back to Ginny. "But you gotta admit" Lily persisted with a grin, "it was hella fun." Gin grinned too. ""Yeah it was, but come on, we gotta get dressed cause I promised I'd meet Sirius right about now. Eve, who had stopped giggling, and Lily looked at her. "What, what?!" Lily rolled her eyes, in a yeah-right-Gin sorta way. "Whats going on Gin??" Eve questioned. "Promise you won't tell 'im?" "No." "Fine, I like Sirius. But if you tell, you get your ass kicked." Ginny threatened. They gasped. "HEY SIRIUS!" Lily sang loudly. Gin threw a pillow at her. "Oh, so thast how you wanna play?" Lily threw the pillow back at her, but she ducked and it hit Eve. "Hey! What'd I do??" Eve threw one of her own pillows back, and this started the major pillow fight. But the fight only lasted about five minutes because their fellow dorm-mates arrived with anticipating looks on their faces. They stopped immediatly. "Is it true??"Asked Men Tickler, a girl with short black hair, sort of resembles Cho-Chang. "Is what true?" Lily asked, getting up and brushing the feathers that clung to it onto the floor. Eve and Gin did the same. Mena sighed with impatience. "That you made James wet himself?" " I CANNOT believe you did that!" Anna Levocity said sternly, but there was no doubt of teh admiration in her voice. "Yeah Lily, what do you have against James? Hes sooooooo dreamy." Said Emily Devine. The a resounding "Yeah Lily" came from around the room