The Evil Plan, and Flirting Lessons for Lily!!!
"So who are you going with to that ball in Hogsmeade?" Remus asked Sirius and James, as they walked along the edge of the lake after retreating from the shack.
"I think I'll ask Ginny." Replied Sirius, now back in his usualy form. "Shes really nice, and she wanted to take me to her room! God, i'd stay a dog for a week if it meant i could hang in her room. Besides, she's hella hot."
" I think I'll ask Mena Tickler. Shes like the most popular girl and she's got a hella nice body, AND she's got a 4.0."
"Why don't you ask Lily instead, James? Mena's a bitch." Remus put in.
"Now your trippin," Said James, disgusted. "Shes not even that pretty. Plus she's a retard in transfiguration."
"Your a retard in charms." Sirius reminded him. "Besides, I would go for Lily, any guy in his right mind would, hint hint. But she doesn't want anyone, you know she's never had a BF before?"
" What?! Are you serious?"
"OF course in I am, who else would I be?" Sirius teased. James rolled his eyes.(AN, sorry, i had to put that in, don't ask why)
"But, never? Shes fifteen isn't she? Damn. You know, i actually feel sorry for her." Sirius laughed as if he just told a joke, sitting down on the steps before the entrance to a Hogwarts hall.
"You shouldn't, you should feel sorry for the guys who tried to kiss her!" He snorted. "You know Kenny Fisher, the 6th year. He took her out to dinner last year. He went in for the kill and she almost broke his nose!" This made James laugh.
"Yeah, I bet I could tame the beast." Said James sportingly, while lazily picking grass out of the ground as it sprouted back up instantly. Remus raised an eyebrow at Sirius. He nodded and grinned.
"You're on." James looked up.
"What do you mean?"
"You have to tame the beast, AND bring her to the ball."
Remus replied with a grin. James looked skeptical.
"Whats in it for me?"
"The tickets to the quidditch world cup this summer." replied Peter. They had once again forgotten he was there. Even though it was kinda hard to miss him.
"And if I don't?" James asked.
"Then you have to, ... shave your head!"
"Damn, what is with you guys and my hair, leave it alone already!"
"Do you accept?" Remus asked. James thought for a second.
"Why not, sure. But one prob, I have to duel with Lily tonight, don't worry Peter you won't have to, do i have to like, let her win or something?"
'Well, if you want her to like ya, yeah." Remus said casually.
"No way, I am not going blonde!" James protested, but Sirius had a dreamy expression on his face.
"Imagine, notorious, wonderful, black haired James, a blonde! It would be the scandal of the year!"
"No, no way, na-ah, not happening. No scandal, no curly locks. No." Remus tuts him.
"Tut tut tut James, out of all of us you should know thats no way to treat a lady!" He said in a you-should-know-better tone.
James rolled his eyes,
"Evans isn't a lady, she's a freak, and idiot, and a who-"
"Okay, James, i think its time to go practice what your gonna do tonight, with Evans and all." Said Remus hastily, then added. "And i think you'll have to forget about that plan to make her fall in love with Snape..."
(girls)
"So what's the plan???" Ginny persisted, who was eager to figure out what Lily was hiding.
" Well, what if, I lead Potter on?" Lily said finally, after thinking it over. Gin looked at her strange, so did Eve. they clearly didn't get it.
"What do you mean, lead him on...?"
"Well see, its like this, love, or lack thereof, is his most vulnerable spot, if you know what your doing. And you guys know about what happened in our first year... So what if I do what he did to me, to him?
Gins confusion quickly turned to a devious look.
"Oh-my-god. How come I didn't think of that?"
"Cause your not smart enough," teased Eve. Gin shot her a mean look.
"But the plan is perfect! This is what you do-"
"She knows what to do," snapped Eve.
"Actually, it was a half-baked idea." Lily confessed.
"So,"Gin continues, "you flirt with him and get him to take you to the ball-"
"How am I I suppose to get James to take me to the ball?" Lily pointed out.
"I said flirt," said Gin, who was annoyed from being interrupted so many times.
"But you know I'm not good at that!" Lily whined. Gin was feeling as if "Lily's" plan was going to be harder than she thought.
"Look," says Gin, standing up from her sitting position. "All you have to do is flip your gorgeous hair, smile a lot, but don't look stupid, and then strut, and if your talking, giggle, but not like an idiot, they hate that, and flip the hair, ITS EASY." Gin explained this as if it were the easiest thing in the world, then demonstrated. She did it perfectly, as Lily watch intently.
"Oh I can do that," bragged Eve. Lily raised an eyebrow.
"Watch!" She imitated Gin. Perfectly. Lily sighed. Was this some secret every girl in the entire universe new except for her???
"Okay... Now how the hell am i suppose to strut-the-strut, talk-the-talk, and be, you know... girly?"
"Its EASY, and I'm NOT a girly girl!" Said Gin.
"Yeah okay Gin. ANY WAYS, how AM I suppose to do this b4 next weekend??"
"Oh just follow me and Eve, we'll teach you everything you need to know. Even though- its is hard to convert."
"Convert?" Lily asked.
"From a tomboy to a girl." Eve explained
"Oh shut up Eve and help me."
'Yes Madam!" Gin&Eve chimed together, and then got to work.
"First few thing you need to do to convert" Gin wrote on the white board she setup in their dormitory.
1) No more saying dude.
2)No more baggy jeans.
3)Flirt constantly
4)hang with boys, but do the girl thing (flirty gestures are Always good if they're single)
5)Always remember your the boss, and its ok to kick ass when your being taken advantage of.
"You think you got that?" Gin asked. Lily re-read the board.
"Yeah I think I got that." Lily said nodding her head.
"Good, now lets go practice on a guy." Gin said, getting ready to go out the door.
"WHAT?"
"Oh just chill, you'll be fine. Its real easy Tiger." Eve told her. Lily sighed. What had she gotten herself into?
"Its amazing what you do for love and revenge." Lily muttered as she followed Gin downstairs. Then Gin did a U-turn.
"Wait Lily, you need make up." Gin said, and walked right back up the stairs, grabbing Lily's arm.
"Make up? Never!" Lily cried, but was dragged up the stairs reluctantly.
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"What do you think that was about?" Remus said as he saw the girls walk back up the stairs, Lily looking really PO.