** Heh, I'm going to try to keep the seriousness down a bit. This was really meant to be a funny story. So, let's see if this one turns out funny! Paichi belongs to me; Taichi belongs to a good friend. Don't steal them, or face the consequences **

*Planet Zi*

Goku woke up and stared at the strange ceiling. It took him a few minutes to remember where he was. When he did, he sat up and looked around the sparsely furnished room. "I wonder if she's up yet." he mumbled as he pulled himself off the couch and ambled towards the kitchen. Just as he reached the stairs, he was knocked over by a red blur. He looked confused as he walked into the kitchen and sat at the table. "Good morning!" the girl chirped cheerfully from the stove. Goku yawned in reply. Then he remembered something. "I don't even know your name. Mine is Goku" he said. The girl smiled. "Well, good morning Goku. I'm Paichi. And my twin Taichi should be stumbling down soon" she replied happily. A few moments later, a loud noise was heard upstairs. Then there was the sound of someone stomping down the stairs. Soon enough, Taichi stumbled into the kitchen and plopped herself down at the table. "Who's he?" she asked groggily, pointing at Goku. "He's a hungry traveler that came to us for help. His name is Goku. In return for the food, he's going to paint my bedroom for me" Paichi replied, oblivious to her sister's grumpiness. "Good morning miss" Goku said to Taichi. She grunted in reply and got a mug of coffee. Breakfast was soon spread over the table. "Eat up!" Paichi chirped and began grabbing food. Taichi did the same. Goku waited until they had taken their food and then began devouring what was left. Taichi stopped eating and stared at him in wonder. "Whoa. He sure can eat" she whispered to her sister. All she received was a smile.

*Earth*

Fiona woke up to a bright, sunny room. Unlike Goku, she knew exactly where she was. She sighed and rolled out of bed. She sat there for a few minutes wondering if she was going to have to wear the same clothes again. As if on cue, Bulma walked in with an arm load of clothes. "I didn't know what would fit, so I brought a bunch of stuff for you to try on" she said as she dumped the load onto the bed. Fiona stared at the huge pile. 'Wow, that's a lot of clothes' she thought as Bulma stared handing her stuff to try on. Nothing of Bulma's newer clothes fit her, so on a whim, Bulma handed her an outfit from her teenage adventures. They fit, but were still a little big. "Good enough" Bulma shrugged "Come on, breakfast time." She pulled Fiona downstairs and into the kitchen. Fiona sat down at the table. Bulma sat across from her and told a robot what to cook. Soon, they were eating perfectly fried eggs. Bulma stared in wonder as Fiona poured salt onto her eggs and ate them. Within a few minutes, Vegeta came stumbling in. He mumbled something before shoveling his food into his mouth. In a few minutes, he was done and gone. Fiona stared after him. "Is he always like that?" she asked Bulma. "Unfortunately, he is. But he can be sweet. sometimes" Bulma laughed. "What's the guy that replaced me like?" Fiona asked. "The complete opposite of Vegeta. All the times he died, he died to save someone. He's always helping people. His kids are just like him. You'll get to meet them today" Bulma got up from the table. "Okay, let's get ready to go." She lead Fiona to her lab. Fiona stared around in amazement. "Wow, this stuff is so amazing!" she said as she walked around examining random things. Bulma blushed. "They're not that great" she said and began looking for the Dragon Radar (A/N: They always need to look for it).

*Planet Zi*

Van was awoken by a loud knocking on his door. He grumbled and went to open the door. What he found was a flustered Rudolph. "Goku disappeared" he told Van. Van sighed and got dressed. "Well, let's go find him" Van walked out of the palace.

Goku had just finished painting Paichi's bedroom bright red. He sat in the middle of the floor and sighed. 'Man, that was tiring' he thought as he lay back. 'I could sure use something cold to drink' he got up and wandered downstairs, looking for one of the twins. He found Paichi in the kitchen, baking a cake. "Miss Paichi?" Goku asked timidly. "Yes Goku?" she replied, cheerful as ever. "May I have something cold to drink?" "Yes you may" she poured him a glass of cold lemonade (A/N: I don't care if they don't have lemonade. I like lemonade. So that's what he gets). He drained the glass in one gulp. "Thank you very much Miss Paichi" he said politely. "Now, now. You don't have to call me miss" Paichi smiled. She pulled the cake out of the oven and set it near the window to cool. "Would you like to stay for some cake?" she asked. Goku was still full from lunch, so he declined. "Thank you, but I really must go now" he said and got up to leave. Paichi handed him a bundle of food. "In case you get hungry" she said and walked him to the door. Taichi looked up as they walked onto the porch. "Leaving already?" she asked Goku. "Yes, I need to get back before I'm missed too much" he replied. "Well, thanks again for painting my sister's room. We've been meaning to do that for awhile" Taichi said and went back to her nap. Goku flew off and Paichi waved cheerfully to him until he was out of sight.

** I think this chapter turned out pretty well. By the way, the real Paichi, a.k.a. me, really does bake and/or cook things when she gets bored. **