James scratched his head and sighed, he turned his head to Sirius who was blowing gum and signaled him to come nearer, "How's this?"
Sirius popped his gum and looked at the paper, "Next prank?"
The Head boy grinned and winked, giving the paper to his friend.
Sirius rubbed his hands together, "It's show time, James, get your cloak—"
"Now?"
Sirius rolled his eyes, "Yes!" and he shooed James with his hands, "don't you know that we haven't pulled a prank since the start of this year? By Heavens have you been—"
James began walking faster and faster, "Yes, mother!"
The boy grinned and put his hands in his hips and did a high-pitched voice, "If your father only knew! He would be very disappointed with you, young man and don't you 'mother'me!" he took a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped a few invisible tears, "and I carried you for nine months, James, nine months! And then I—"
"Sirius!" came a startled cry from the fourth member of the Marauders who just entered, "you're pregnant?"
Remus, who was by the fireplace reading a book stood up and started walking towards Sirius and grabbed him on his arms and shook him. Hard. The brown haired boy started to cry hysterically, "My wife is pregnant!"
James looked disgusted and turned away, "I'm getting my cloak!"
Peter looked dumbfound, "Are we going to have a soap opera?"
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Early morning, as usual, Lily put on pants, put her cap on her head and walked to the Great hall, she never bothered to close her robe, everyone knew she wore pants so it isn't any secret. In the Great Hall, she reached the table she sat down, idly played with her food waiting patently for her companions to join her.
She checked her watch and they were late, all three of them. The Head girl looked at the door and at that precise moment saw a head poke in and the jerkily poked out. Severus.
She got up and walked to Snape wondering why they were doing whatever it is they're doing. As the red head reached the entrance door a hand grabbed her and covered her mouth, "Shh, Evans, it's me."
"Lucius," she breathed as he released her, "What is the matter to all of you?"
"Potter," they all hissed.
Lily rolled her eyes, "Now what did that mop-freak do to you now?"
"Well," explained the third boy (Blaise Zabini's dad, have no name yet, sorry, any suggestions?), "you see, we woke up this morning, doing the standard routine and then there was suddenly a draft and—well…"
"For goodness sake! What is it?"
The three boys looked at each other and had each had a helpless look in their eyes, looked…down. Their black robes were open and where there were suppose to be pants were "mildly" short skirts, Lily couldn't help but giggle and slap Severus on the shoulder, "What's the problem then?" she managed to say in between laughs.
"Stop it," Snape hissed, "we can't close our robes in other words they're stuck!"
Lily just gave them a wolf whistle and continued on laughing, stumping her feet, thanking the gods that she had her pants—wait did someone open a window or was there a breeze? She looked down, "Holy—" and started clasping her robes, but to no avail.
Grinning from ear to ear Zabini chuckled, "Guess we're stuck in the same boat, huh, Lilia?"
Lily glared at them. The meanest glare she could muster up.
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My Note: Little too short? Well, don't worry; the next chapter will be the Dare!!! I promise. So there a prank, and the dare, connected ::wink, wink:: hope you appreciate it, even though it's a tad bit too short! Just came home from a vacation from the beach so still need my rest ::looks for the connection on what was just said:: oh, well ::shrugg:: R&R!